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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    The first episode of Girls had a pretty great scene set in a publishing house. She asked to be hired on full time when she was an unpaid intern.

    That scene was horrifying. I don't care just how entitled and shitty everyone on that show seems to me. That scene was just painful to watch, and I felt really bad for her.

    Yes, it was very painful.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Rebooting my PC didn't fix uTorrent.

    AAAH

    It still hasn't stopped being your ISP throttling your traffic.

    ARGH

    Dude, I've tried several ISPs, they all do the same thing.

    Also, when I restart uTorrent it goes back to normal speeds for several minutes until it suddenly craps itself.

    And then it's not even all the time that happens.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Come on guys you don't need a job to get a job.

    You need to know a guy to get a job.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Seriously though, the publishing industry seems to attract pretty women like honey attracts Pooh Bear

    Oh god yes.
    Charlaine_Harris.JPG

    480px-Suzanne_Collins_David_Shankbone_2010.jpg

    *fap fap fap fap*

    Man, I almost wish I was degraded enough to take photos to prove the point!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I like soft, nice smellin' girls.

    Much better than a pile of manure.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I like soft, nice smellin' girls.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Pretty sure this is the greatest Wiki article I've ever read.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_(Beastie_Boys_song)
    The song is the shortest on the album, lasting just over 2 minutes long. The song's instrumental is relatively simple, consisting of a drum beat being played over a vibrophone loop, with occasional pauses.

    Lyrically, the song talks about the narrator (Ad-Rock)'s desire for women. He recalls a previous experience with a woman, who loves his "homepiece" MCA, who refuses to "give her play". He asks him if he can spend time with her, and after being given approval, they take a walk down to a bay, where she rejects his proposal to date her. She eventually moves away, but in the present day the narrator sees her again, "jocking Mike D to [his] dismay".

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    kakos

    Lord Skippington, Duke of Dumptrucks, how may I help you?

    kakos!

    did you snag some lol swag for me at pax I hope?!

    Depends. Do you have Riot Nasus?

    I do not

    is that what they gave out? :l

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    ARGH

    Dude, I've tried several ISPs, they all do the same thing.

    Also, when I restart uTorrent it goes back to normal speeds for several minutes until it suddenly craps itself.

    And then it's not even all the time that happens.
    Port issue perhaps? If it's not closing ports after use, it's going to slow your intertubes to a crawl.

    The original bittorrent used to this all the time, as my dear networking professor once showed us on a contained network. p2p 2gud coding.

    Bethryn on
    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

    Dunno, but it's why I tend to quote everything if I'm responding now. It suuuuucks.

    re publishing industry, i think we're talking about how it's disproportionately full of young, attractive girls if you work there or interact with it in any way. as opposed to church administration, which is full of 50 year old obese women.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Come on guys you don't need a job to get a job.

    You need to know a guy to get a job.

    I don't see how that's better.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I heard there were wubs and came straight to the thread
    The cycle of dub and step continues

    We will drop, and it will be dirty as fuck

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w02Dlzogn1I

    I did a Bill Cosby dance to part of this in my office and my coworker saw me

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Thankfully the experienced I gained over the past couple of years lent itself to me getting the job that I have now. One that I have no intention of leaving anytime soon. Especially since they're giving me a company blackberry. :D

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I did a Bill Cosby dance to part of this in my office and my coworker saw me

    I want an office :(

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

    Dunno, but it's why I tend to quote everything if I'm responding now. It suuuuucks.

    re publishing industry, i think we're talking about how it's disproportionately full of young, attractive girls if you work there or interact with it in any way. as opposed to church administration, which is full of 50 year old obese women.

    Ah. I also get the impression that Kalkino is working in the publishing industry, so he sees the faces that don't get shown to the rest of us. But still... Charlaine Harris is quite the fox.
    I puked a little in my mouth

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I like soft, nice smellin' girls.

    Nah man, it's hard stinky girls for me or bust.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I like soft, nice smellin' girls.

    You should marry a fresh jam donut

    Or a slightly cooled apple pie?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I like soft, nice smellin' girls.

    You should marry a fresh jam donut

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Oh hey this girl on OKCupid looks interesting.

    Oh hey we have a lot in common.

    Oh hey she likes guys with my interests.

    Oh hey she's looking for a partner to have kids with.

    Fuck.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I like soft, nice smellin' girls.

    You should marry a fresh jam donut

    cream-filled

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Come on guys you don't need a job to get a job.

    You need to know a guy to get a job.

    I don't see how that's better.

    It's significantly worse, actually. Yay, employment!

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Bethryn wrote: »
    ARGH

    Dude, I've tried several ISPs, they all do the same thing.

    Also, when I restart uTorrent it goes back to normal speeds for several minutes until it suddenly craps itself.

    And then it's not even all the time that happens.
    Port issue perhaps? If it's not closing ports after use, it's going to slow your intertubes to a crawl.

    The original bittorrent used to this all the time, as my dear networking professor once showed us on a contained network. p2p 2gud coding.

    I have no idea.

    I'm trying Vuze right now, the speed doesn't go to shit but it only connects to one seed and one peer for some reason.

    EDIT: Oh wait no, it's perfect.

    Disco Terrier on
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

    Dunno, but it's why I tend to quote everything if I'm responding now. It suuuuucks.

    re publishing industry, i think we're talking about how it's disproportionately full of young, attractive girls if you work there or interact with it in any way. as opposed to church administration, which is full of 50 year old obese women.

    Ah. I also get the impression that Kalkino is working in the publishing industry, so he sees the faces that don't get shown to the rest of us. But still... Charlaine Harris is quite the fox.
    I puked a little in my mouth

    She writes about nubile, busty Sookah getting boinked so she must know!

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

    Dunno, but it's why I tend to quote everything if I'm responding now. It suuuuucks.

    re publishing industry, i think we're talking about how it's disproportionately full of young, attractive girls if you work there or interact with it in any way. as opposed to church administration, which is full of 50 year old obese women.

    Ah. I also get the impression that Kalkino is working in the publishing industry, so he sees the faces that don't get shown to the rest of us. But still... Charlaine Harris is quite the fox.
    I puked a little in my mouth

    She writes about nubile, busty Sookah getting boinked so she must know!

    That entire genre is basically one tiny step above erotic fan fiction. I'm still waiting for sexy mummy novels though!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Internet Time Travel, for $200. The answer is:

    "Bugs in the implementation of a popular forum software called Vanilla."
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Come on guys you don't need a job to get a job.

    You need to know a guy to get a job.

    I don't see how that's better.

    Oh it's not better at all.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Thankfully the experienced I gained over the past couple of years lent itself to me getting the job that I have now. One that I have no intention of leaving anytime soon. Especially since they're giving me a company blackberry. :D
    Are they giving you a big raise and a promotion to make up for the Blackberry?

    It had better be huge.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Internet Time Travel, for $200. The answer is:

    "Bugs in the implementation of a popular forum software called Vanilla."

    "popular"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Come on guys you don't need a job to get a job.

    You need to know a guy to get a job.

    I don't see how that's better.

    Oh it's not better at all.

    "It's not what you know, it's who you know" is exactly what scared me off doing Illustration for years.

    I found a branch that doesn't require so much of that shit so that makes me happy. Now say, magazine illustration? fuck that, you have to be a damn socialite.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I'm going to start a dating site for people who want to find sparring partners

    I'll call it KOCupid

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Thankfully the experienced I gained over the past couple of years lent itself to me getting the job that I have now. One that I have no intention of leaving anytime soon. Especially since they're giving me a company blackberry. :D
    Are they giving you a big raise and a promotion to make up for the Blackberry?

    It had better be huge.

    Already gave me a 5% raise a couple of months ago upon completion of my 3 month probation so...*shrugs*

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I don't know what I want to be when I grow up

    so I just keep doing a career I don't like much

    woo

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I did a Bill Cosby dance to part of this in my office and my coworker saw me

    I want an office :(

    It comes with a complimentary feeling that you're wasting your brief, mortal life!

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Oh hey, the speed in Vuze has stayed the same!

    Suck it, uTorrent. Call me when you fix that bug.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    It comes with a complimentary feeling that you're wasting your brief, mortal life!

    we should start some sort of business

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Fucking dubstep.

    I did an Anime Con two weeks ago and it was non stop dubstep the entire time. I wanted to shoot myself through the ears just to make sure that once I died my corpse wouldn't have to continue to receive the auditory signal.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    Okay, seriously, why do the forums put posts out of order all the time?

    Dunno, but it's why I tend to quote everything if I'm responding now. It suuuuucks.

    re publishing industry, i think we're talking about how it's disproportionately full of young, attractive girls if you work there or interact with it in any way. as opposed to church administration, which is full of 50 year old obese women.

    Ah. I also get the impression that Kalkino is working in the publishing industry, so he sees the faces that don't get shown to the rest of us. But still... Charlaine Harris is quite the fox.
    I puked a little in my mouth

    She writes about nubile, busty Sookah getting boinked so she must know!

    That entire genre is basically one tiny step above erotic fan fiction. I'm still waiting for sexy mummy novels though!

    Ramses the Damned, Anne Rice.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Come on guys you don't need a job to get a job.

    You need to know a guy to get a job.

    I don't see how that's better.

    Oh it's not better at all.

    "It's not what you know, it's who you know" is exactly what scared me off doing Illustration for years.

    I found a branch that doesn't require so much of that shit so that makes me happy. Now say, magazine illustration? fuck that, you have to be a damn socialite.

    Yeah. I've lived with people who make their money off of being super social. The little events they'd throw were incredibly uncomfortable to be in.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    man i was super excited when i got my first blackberry

    if i knew what i know now i would have given it back

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