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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    if god is anything like priests, he prefers to reveal himself to innocents

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Yay, just got Dominion.

    Boo, can't play it until the weekend.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    if god is anything like priests, he prefers to reveal himself to innocents

    I nearly died choking on my laugh

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    stephen-fry-is-god-in-holy-flying-circus.jpg
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

    Extended Universe stuff doesn't count

    It's totally canon!

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Yay, just got Dominion.

    Boo, can't play it until the weekend.
    We should play sometime.

    Uhh... practice first, though.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    stephen-fry-is-god-in-holy-flying-circus.jpg
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

    Extended Universe stuff doesn't count

    It's totally canon!

    No way dude God is totally out of character just some fanservicey bullshit

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Lair of the Shadow Broker was okay I guess
    @Gooey: stop hatin'.

    i don't think it helped that i despise liara

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Yay, just got Dominion.

    Boo, can't play it until the weekend.
    We should play sometime.

    Uhh... practice first, though.

    Sure.

    Any expansion suggestions? I hear Intrigue is a must.

    I also got Battleship Galaxies. Pew Pew ships in space!

    DoctorArch on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i almost started watching firefly on netflix today

    then, as it was loading, it inexplicably booted me back to the dashboard

    i took it as a sign and instead watched a German silent movie

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i almost started watching firefly on netflix today

    then, as it was loading, it inexplicably booted me back to the dashboard

    i took it as a sign and instead watched a German silent movie

    The only sign you should take it as is that the universe hates you.

    Firefly is goofy fun.

    Wait, wait, forgot I was on the internet, Firefly is literally the word of God handed down to man from on high.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    the part that freaks me out is that in 3 years, 9/11 babies will be in high school.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    ...9/11 babies?

    I assume this means the offspring of those rare individuals who fetishize tragic acts of violence and just went at it on that day in 2001.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    you nerds

    NEVAAAR

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the part that freaks me out is that in 3 years, 9/11 babies will be in high school.

    9/11 happened when I was in high school! I had to deal with Bush! These bitches are gonna get a less shitty president!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kids that were born the day OJ was found innocent? THEY'RE GOING TO COLLEGE THIS FALL.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    we like to shit with the door open

    talk about pussy

    go on riverboat gambling trips

    make our own beef jerky

    that's what we do

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    if god is anything like priests, he prefers to reveal himself to innocents

    hahahahahhahahahah

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TL DR wrote: »
    ...9/11 babies?

    I assume this means the offspring of those rare individuals who fetishize tragic acts of violence and just went at it on that day in 2001.

    i meant kids born on 9/11 but sure that works too

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the part that freaks me out is that in 3 years, 9/11 babies will be in high school.

    9/11 happened when I was in high school! I had to deal with Bush! These bitches are gonna get a less shitty president!

    I was in middle school and now I get to join the ranks of the unemployed

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    *snip*

    Coincidence?

    well it's not 666 but that's because of translation / transcription errors. It's 616 in the better quality / older written artifacts in greek.

    edit: and of course the wikipedia page on the subject is massively, massively more favorable to the traditional reading based on later latin manuscripts.

    I swear wikipedia is hopeless about history or religion. Their "neutral" point of view always ends up being a compromise between "scholarship" and "crazy". And meeting crazy halfway ain't no improvement.

    also when it comes to history wikipedia is terrible for people pushing their ideologies using old, out of date scholarship. EG: sources to people who really were experts in their time but aren't reliable anymore.

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Man, I still remember being in 8th grade watching a plane hit the tower.

    I still remember conversations I had that day.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    So here's a thing

    I remember hearing on a podcast once an American guy saying, completely non-ironically, that Porsche should be respectful and rename the Porsche 911

    Is this a common thing in the US, or was this guy just a nut

  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    ...9/11 babies?

    I assume this means the offspring of those rare individuals who fetishize tragic acts of violence and just went at it on that day in 2001.

    i meant kids born on 9/11 but sure that works too

    I thought for sure that people got it on when disasters strike. That that was a well-known thing.

    I thought wrong.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    stephen-fry-is-god-in-holy-flying-circus.jpg
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

    Extended Universe stuff doesn't count

    It's totally canon!

    No way dude God is totally out of character just some fanservicey bullshit

    It's a little something called character development. Having a son changes people. Nothing unrealistic about that.

    I mean, you can already see God mellowing out in the post-reboot universe after the Flood.

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    132051571897.gif?1320644312

    Coincidence?

    well it's not 666 but that's because of translation / transcription errors. It's 616 in the better quality / older written artifacts in greek.

    Oh my god,

    Everyone's reaction to this stupid joke was disappointing.

    But yours, Riemann?

    Yours was the worst.

    The worst.

    This is the Britta of responses.

    AManFromEarth on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So here's a thing

    I remember hearing on a podcast once an American guy saying, completely non-ironically, that Porsche should be respectful and rename the Porsche 911

    Is this a common thing in the US, or was this guy just a nut
    is he wrong

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So here's a thing

    I remember hearing on a podcast once an American guy saying, completely non-ironically, that Porsche should be respectful and rename the Porsche 911

    Is this a common thing in the US, or was this guy just a nut
    is he wrong

    Uh yeah, Simon, we all think that over here.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So here's a thing

    I remember hearing on a podcast once an American guy saying, completely non-ironically, that Porsche should be respectful and rename the Porsche 911

    Is this a common thing in the US, or was this guy just a nut

    Probably both: giving people a platform on which to express their insane views is common in the US.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So here's a thing

    I remember hearing on a podcast once an American guy saying, completely non-ironically, that Porsche should be respectful and rename the Porsche 911

    Is this a common thing in the US, or was this guy just a nut
    Yes.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    stephen-fry-is-god-in-holy-flying-circus.jpg
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

    Extended Universe stuff doesn't count

    It's totally canon!

    No way dude God is totally out of character just some fanservicey bullshit

    It's a little something called character development. Having a son changes people. Nothing unrealistic about that.

    I mean, you can already see God mellowing out in the post-reboot universe after the Flood.

    What the fuck, God lasts long enough to have a son? Fucking thanks.

    Sarksus on
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    132051571897.gif?1320644312

    Coincidence?

    well it's not 666 but that's because of translation / transcription errors. It's 616 in the better quality / older written artifacts in greek.

    Oh my god,

    Everyone's reaction to this stupid joke was disappointing.

    But yours, Riemann?

    Yours was the worst.

    The worst.

    This is the Britta of responses.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHcM2HLaMA

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    132051571897.gif?1320644312

    Coincidence?

    well it's not 666 but that's because of translation / transcription errors. It's 616 in the better quality / older written artifacts in greek.

    It's both. It's spelling the name CAESAR NERO and summing the numerical value of each letter. But the name had two different spellings, one of which summed to 616 and the other summed to 666.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the part that freaks me out is that in 3 years, 9/11 babies will be in high school.

    9/11 happened when I was in high school! I had to deal with Bush! These bitches are gonna get a less shitty president!

    I was in middle school and now I get to join the ranks of the unemployed

    Babby

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    stephen-fry-is-god-in-holy-flying-circus.jpg
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

    Extended Universe stuff doesn't count

    It's totally canon!

    No way dude God is totally out of character just some fanservicey bullshit

    It's a little something called character development. Having a son changes people. Nothing unrealistic about that.

    I mean, you can already see God mellowing out in the post-reboot universe after the Flood.

    What the fuck, God lasts long enough to have a son? Fucking thanks.

    :lol:

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the 999 plan made a lot more sense when i discovered it was initially created by a german

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So here's a thing

    I remember hearing on a podcast once an American guy saying, completely non-ironically, that Porsche should be respectful and rename the Porsche 911

    Is this a common thing in the US, or was this guy just a nut

    i wouldn't say it's especially common but sentiments like that exist, sure.

    to be totally fair though, people who were actually harmed by 9/11 have to hear every year from late august to mid september OH MY GODDDDD DO I REALLY HAVE TO SIT THROUGH FOOTAGE AGAIN, OH MY GOD, JUST LET IT GO MEDIA, IT WAS X YEARS AGO

    i will stop feeling bad about old conservatives wringing out 9/11 when young liberals quit stomping on the feelings of millions of americans to be edgy because they're bored with our grief

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Herman Cain should have stolen Dominos 555 deal. I woulda voted for that.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Yay, just got Dominion.

    Boo, can't play it until the weekend.
    We should play sometime.

    Uhh... practice first, though.
    Sure.

    Any expansion suggestions? I hear Intrigue is a must.

    I also got Battleship Galaxies. Pew Pew ships in space!
    Intrigue is pretty universally regarded as the best, and with good reason.

    I like most of the expansions; I'm not a huge fan of the "Prizes" in Cornucopia. Prosperity is pretty universally liked, and is the only expansion I haven't played a significant amount of. Seaside and Hinterlands are good, Alchemy and Cornucopia are probably my least-favorites.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Herman Cain should have stolen Dominos 555 deal. I woulda voted for that.

    From the scandals, I'd say he's more a $5 footlong kind of guy.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    132051571897.gif?1320644312

    Coincidence?

    well it's not 666 but that's because of translation / transcription errors. It's 616 in the better quality / older written artifacts in greek.

    It's both. It's spelling the name CAESAR NERO and summing the numerical value of each letter. But the name had two different spellings, one of which summed to 616 and the other summed to 666.

    the oldest known fragment of Revelations covering this text was discovered a few years back in greek and used 616. As do some previous early greek artifacts.

    Given just how much the new testament drifted I think 616 is much more reliable. Hell, of all the documents and fragments of documents of the New Testament in greek there are no two copies of any given text that are identical. Some in really important ways.

    Like the last few versus of Mark are tacked on at a later date. The entire story about Jesus and the adulterer in John (with "let he who is without sin cast the first stone") is also an addition.

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