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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    I like my Jason Statham hairless.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    I don't like sci-fi in my kung-fu, dammit.

    I might just go for two and watch fucking Equilibrium or something

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    that's an interesting to call it

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjEMAJRWb8Q

    This is the scene (the longer one of it) I show people to get them hooked on Black Dynamite.

    These buttery motherfuckers is so good, it's like they was from down Souf.

    is absolutely one of my favorite lines, in a movie filled with incredible lines

    and I go the line wrong apparently

    damnit

    The best part is still the Little Richard/Anaconda train of thought scene

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PSueHOY-Jk

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I'm watching The One.

    Holy fuck this is something I would expect to watch for Camp Counseling

    it's that bad

    OH NO YOU FUCKING DID NOT

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Shit just got real

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I'm watching The One.

    Holy fuck this is something I would expect to watch for Camp Counseling

    it's that bad

    OH NO YOU FUCKING DID NOT

    I fucking did.

    BRING IT, SHOE

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    WHOA WHOA WHOA

    CAMP COUNSELING DOES NOT SHOW BAD MOVIES

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I don't like sci-fi in my kung-fu, dammit.

    I might just go for two and watch fucking Equilibrium or something

    friend, you can go to hell

    The One is not only the best Jet Li movie ever, it is the best Jason Statham movie as well

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I don't like sci-fi in my kung-fu, dammit.

    I might just go for two and watch fucking Equilibrium or something

    friend, you can go to hell

    The One is not only the best Jet Li movie ever, it is the best Jason Statham movie as well

    Look, I like The One but neither of these things is true in the slightest

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The best Jet Li movie is Cradle 2 Grave

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Lethal Weapon 4

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I don't like sci-fi in my kung-fu, dammit.

    I might just go for two and watch fucking Equilibrium or something

    friend, you can go to hell

    The One is not only the best Jet Li movie ever, it is the best Jason Statham movie as well

    i will give you the best jet li movie

    but you will not get the best jason statham movie

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    My favorite Statham movie is either Transporter 1 or one of the Crank films

    I don't know about best though

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I'm sure TLB's going to tell me though

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Crank is easily the greatest Statham movie of all time

    I love Crank 2 as well, but Crank is just perfection

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh hey did we fucking agree on something
    This is like, 3 times in the same year

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    no sorry snatch is

    crank is amazing though

    can't lie

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Snatch is a great movie that has Jason Statham in it but I don't know if he's enough of a centerpiece to call it a Jason Statham Movie

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Actually, maybe?

    I suppose he's in it more than anyone else and he's certainly the closest thing to a protagonist

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh hey did we fucking agree on something
    This is like, 3 times in the same year

    to be fair

    it had to either be a crank or a transporter movie

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    crank IS perfection

    but I implore you to consider the merits of cradle 2 grave before you say the one is the beest Jet Li movie

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    it was

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    I always like to think that one day someone was like "oh man Jet Li is pretty awesome, but what if he was SO awesome the only person that was worth fighting was... HIMSELF!" and then they wrote the script for The One.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Was that the one with DMX

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the only dmx movie worth caring about is exit wounds

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Romeo Must Die

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    exit wounds was soured by them apparently not knowing how to do a simple stunt, resulting in the death of one guy and a severe concussion for another

    sloppy

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    what's the one where jet li stabs a man in the throat with chopsticks?

    that one's my fave

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I fuckin love me some Jet Li and Jason Statham.

    I.. didn't like Crank the first time I tried to watch it. And I loved Jason Statham movies!

    I have since changed my opinion dramatically. trying to watch it on an airplane or bus or something probably did not help any.

    But seriously though, I love The One. But it is not the best either of them has done.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I remember watching Lethal Weapon 4 and thinking that Riggs and Murtaugh could never take Evil Jet Li in a fight.

    I was vindicated when Riggs decided the only way to beat him was to unload an assault rifle into his chest.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Fist of Legend is also the best Jet Li movie.

    I am also partial to the Once Upon a Time in China series.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    what's the one where jet li stabs a man in the throat with chopsticks?

    that one's my fave

    Kiss of the Dragon

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I don't like sci-fi in my kung-fu, dammit.

    I might just go for two and watch fucking Equilibrium or something

    friend, you can go to hell

    The One is not only the best Jet Li movie ever, it is the best Jason Statham movie as well

    i will give you the best jet li movie

    but you will not get the best jason statham movie

    How about best Jason Statham American accent

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I don't like sci-fi in my kung-fu, dammit.

    I might just go for two and watch fucking Equilibrium or something

    friend, you can go to hell

    The One is not only the best Jet Li movie ever, it is the best Jason Statham movie as well

    i will give you the best jet li movie

    but you will not get the best jason statham movie

    How about best Jason Statham American accent

    deal

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Jason Statham was the worst guy in The Expendables. More for his plot arc than anything else. I'd have completely loved that movie otherwise.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Fearless was probably my favorite Jet Li movie but that's not saying much as I've only seen like, four of them.

    Jackie Chan still owns him in every way though.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Fearless was probably my favorite Jet Li movie but that's not saying much as I've only seen like, four of them.

    Jackie Chan still owns him in every way though.

    Here's some homework:

    Fist of Legend
    Once upon a Time in China and America

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Jackie Chan and Jet Li are completely current dudes with very different movies.

    I love them both

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I just can't see how anyone wouldn't like a movie where Jet Li yells I'M NOBODY'S BITCH and Jason Statham talks like a guy from the Bronx who just had dental surgery

    THEATH NOT ONE UNAVERTH, THEATH A MULTIVERTH

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