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Phallakinetic Finale - Day 9 - WITNESS THE ARMADA'S TRIUMPH

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Thank you to @Langly and @Spoit and their teams for cooperating with me and allowing me to share in your victories.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Yea I'm going to have to ask @Cythrual what the hell was going through his head

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Also congratulations @Taya

    I am taking partial responsiblity even though I didnt get to help!

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I thought you were lying through your teeth, Taya, because your win condition made no sense.

    SLyM on
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Paleon Team PM:
    You are the Paleon Team. You are Chaotic. You have in fact lived on Arcadia for years, but no one noticed you before now. Everyone knows Paleons are robots, but the thing about being an ancient super-genius is that hiding yourself from lesser minds is quite simplistic.

    There's something strange about the Cultist Armada, but you want to assist them. If they wipe this place clean, it just leaves your kind in a position of power and influence. The rest of your kind are docile and inactive, too cowed, too enamoured by humanity. The three of you, however, will change the galaxy.

    You are all machines. You cannot be Healed, but you may be Repaired. You are immune to psionic damage and its associated effects, but Mindscans will instantly reveal you as being synthetic life.

    spoit is the Paleon Warrior
    Life: 12
    Attack: 5
    Armour: 6

    Self-destruct: If you die on a night, the attack you make on that night increases to 20 Special damage.

    Challenge: When you attack a player, their attack power is reduced by 5 points for that night... unless they're attacking you.

    Pharezon is the Paleon Assassin
    Life: 10
    Attack: 5
    Armour: 5

    Assassinate: Your attack power increases to 8 Special damage versus targets without the Alertness ability.

    Analyse: Thoroughly scan the target. Analyse is not a seering ability, but it will identify the target's current Life, and innate attributes such as armour or Resistance. Be warned, robotic opponents can trace your Analysis attempt back to you...

    The Anonymous is the Paleon Guardian
    Life: 20
    Attack: 5
    Resistance: 15

    Obstruct: Take the target's place for the purposes of damage and hostile effects! This will not affect abilities such as Mindscan.

    Defender: Your presence increases the armour rating of your fellow Paleons. Should you die, their armour stat will halve (becoming 3).


    Objective:

    Destroy two of the following: the Renegade, the Rogue Mech, the Veteran.

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    Spoit on
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Mafia don't vote each other dead on the penultimate day when there are only two of them left

    its a bit late to play that hand

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Yea I'm going to have to ask @Cythrual what the hell was going through his head

    My favorite part is that he clearly seered Anialos was village the night before, meaning it was down to Ringo, who had led multiple cultists to their deaths, and Retaba.

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    I thought you were lying through your teeth, Taya because your win condition made no sense.

    Well you seered me so I had no reason to lie.

    I scienced you on the night you died and was very disappointed.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Nope, Langly gave a list of "totally not mafia" to Cythraul which had Anialos's name.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I'm shrugging

    What else is there to do

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Murderbot in the epilogue! Yay!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Murderbot in the epilogue! Yay!

    KILL

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Our proboards (not that interesting) http://arcadiasgottalent.proboards.com/index.cgi

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I'm just scratching my head on why during all the time Ringo delayed, he didn't send me or Cythraul a PM, or...reveal in thread. Sure, you could argue it wasn't necessary, but dag yo. I'd have swapped my vote in a heartbeat and am sure Cyth would have too if we were contacted.

    Anialos on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Voting out Ringo was pretty dumb, yeah.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Ringo has a weird sense of pride

    However, at best it allows the blame to be shared equally amongst the village

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    I'm just scratching my head on why during all the time Ringo delayed, he didn't send me or Cythraul a PM, or...reveal in thread. Sure, you could argue it wasn't necessary, but dag yo. I'd have swapped my vote in a heartbeat and am sure Cyth would have too if we were contacted.

    More than could.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Beta Team Alumni Proboard , because it is always a good idea to form a network with people who need you dead!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Mafia don't vote each other dead on the penultimate day when there are only two of them left

    its a bit late to play that hand
    That word. It dosent mean what you think it means.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Cultist PM
    You are all...

    ... the Cultist Armada

    Every Cultist has 10 Life and a base Attack of 2 (physical damage, delivered telekinetically).


    SeGaTai is the Commandant Cultist, with Psi Defence 4 and the power of Doctrine: Every night, choose from one of these three effects to grant to yourself and all your team:

    Awareness Doctrine: The Alertness ability, reducing the effect of hostile Stealth abilities

    Guarded Doctrine: +2 Armour

    Resolute Doctrine: +2 Psi Defence

    You may unlock additional Doctrine choices as the game progresses.

    Shabooty is the Overseer Cultist, with Psi Defence 3, and the power of Contingency: Gain the ability of the first Cultist to die. From there, you can either disable Contingency, or allow it to overwrite your inherited ability if another team member dies.

    Egos is the Defender Cultist, with Armour 3, and the power of Shield: Reduce the total damage the target takes by 20 points.

    Wiet is the Spy Cultist, with Resistance 10, and the power of Exploit: The target gains Vulnerability 2. Exploit is a Stealth power.

    romanqwerty is the Nullifier Cultist, with Psi Defence 3, and the power of Nullify: Roleblock the target, preventing them from taking actions. This is a psionic ability.

    Retaba is the Breach Cultist, with Armour 3, and the power of Telekinetic Break: Strip away the target's armour, Guard, and Resistance effects for that night.

    vertroue is the Healer Cultist, with Psi Defence 3, and the power of Perfect Aid: The target regains all their life at the end of the action order.



    Group power: Every night, you may choose two targets between yourselves, hitting one with Scourge (12 physical damage, telekinetic) and the other with Mindblow (12 psionic damage, telepathic). You may combine these attacks.

    Rule of Three: The last three Cultists alive upgrade to The Triumvirate; the leaders of the Cultist Armada.

    They are... powerful.


    Objective:

    Summon Primaphorior. The real one. Not that weird experiment the Pinnacle Guild made.

    To do this, the Cultist Armada must outnumber the Arcadians.

    Killing the Renegade (part of the Chaotic faction) and killing Kwychen (part of the Outsider faction) will make this task easier.

    Egos on
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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    not enough communication

    too much voting for people who had voted off mafia

    arrghghurgghhhdfasdasfasg

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    I wonder how powerful the murderbot really was. It doesn't seem like he was doing much murdering in the narration

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    I'm just scratching my head on why during all the time Ringo delayed, he didn't send me or Cythraul a PM, or...reveal in thread. Sure, you could argue it wasn't necessary, but dag yo. I'd have swapped my vote in a heartbeat and am sure Cyth would have too if we were contacted.

    You and Cyth ignored the voting record.

    THE VOTING RECORD

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    not enough communication

    too much voting for people who had voted off mafia

    arrghghurgghhhdfasdasfasg

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    My original plan was to not work 13 hours today and get home after narration :|

    As far as reasoning goes, I was talking with Retaba since day 1 more or less, he seemed consistently village. After our vote on Ringo and he started saying things about the possibility of both me and Anialos being mafia, I got a strong feeling of mafia grasping at straws. I hoped to read more today after work and see if I could figure some things out, but shitty workday didn't really allow that I'm afraid. I hoped the extra attacks on Retaba might secure us a village victory. Ah well.

    Also, the network led to SeGaTai's death with our seering, not Ringo, regardless of timing of vote. Don't start that :P

    I had a great time this game, I just wish I had had more time to focus on it! Thanks Edcrab for an awesome game :)

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    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2012
    Spoit wrote: »
    I wonder how powerful the murderbot really was. It doesn't seem like he was doing much murdering in the narration

    20 life, 15 resistance, 5 armor. Immune to psychic attacks. Two attacks for 5 normal or one attack for 10 special. Win condition: kill more than the cultist armada. Can win with anyone.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    i am so gonna name my witch doctor sha buiti when d3 comes out

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Anialos wrote: »
    I'm just scratching my head on why during all the time Ringo delayed, he didn't send me or Cythraul a PM, or...reveal in thread. Sure, you could argue it wasn't necessary, but dag yo. I'd have swapped my vote in a heartbeat and am sure Cyth would have too if we were contacted.

    You and Cyth ignored the voting record.

    THE VOTING RECORD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I did my best to help the village by pointing out that I should be dead.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    And yes, I was lying. To help the village. I was gonna pilot that son of a bitch for the village hard. And you killed me for it.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    I wonder how powerful the murderbot really was. It doesn't seem like he was doing much murdering in the narration

    20 life, 15 resistance, 5 armor. Immune to psychic attacks. Two attacks for 5 normal or one attack for 10 special. Win condition: kill more than the cultist armada. Can win with anyone.
    So he was tough, but not so great at murdering?

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    To be fair

    We killed you because there are only one pair of rusty metal hands in these parts

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    @Gumpy couldn't you have at least tried to stay alive for one day?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I wonder how powerful the murderbot really was. It doesn't seem like he was doing much murdering in the narration

    20 life, 15 resistance, 5 armor. Immune to psychic attacks. Two attacks for 5 normal or one attack for 10 special. Win condition: kill more than the cultist armada. Can win with anyone.
    So he was tough, but not so great at murdering?

    Except I networked immediately with Langly, which gave me access to a weakening attack.

    I also gave langly a key-phrase to network him with the real murderbot and an assistant after my death.

    This let the murderbot get the ability to remove guards and double damage on people. And he said he'd try to help the village.

    And 10 damage that is unblockable, unstoppable, would assuredly kill almost anything in the game.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    @Gumpy couldn't you have at least tried to stay alive for one day?

    I'm a maverick who lives on the wild side of Phalla

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Not only would I have driven the murderbot, I wasn't lying about the soft networking I had accomplished!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I wonder how powerful the murderbot really was. It doesn't seem like he was doing much murdering in the narration

    20 life, 15 resistance, 5 armor. Immune to psychic attacks. Two attacks for 5 normal or one attack for 10 special. Win condition: kill more than the cultist armada. Can win with anyone.
    So he was tough, but not so great at murdering?

    Except I networked immediately with Langly, which gave me access to a weakening attack.

    I also gave langly a key-phrase to network him with the real murderbot and an assistant after my death.

    This let the murderbot get the ability to remove guards and double damage on people. And he said he'd try to help the village.

    And 10 damage that is unblockable, unstoppable, would assuredly kill almost anything in the game.
    So the only people that my 20 special bomb wouldn't kill was langly?

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Renegade Role PM:
    Yes, the Renegade. Also known as Rend, which can get confusing.

    The heads of the Armada insist that they're untouchable demigods. Which is just begging for death.

    They intend to perform a strange psuedo-scientific ritual on Arcadia, a ritual that might just work. They want to summon Primaphorior. You can't let that happen. For once in your lives you and Kwychen agree on something.

    Life: 18
    Faction: Arcadia
    Sub-faction: Chaotic
    Attack: 8
    Resistance: 10

    Deadlock: You and Kwychen have agreed not to use your most powerful abilities unless absolutely necessary. Doing so will simply play straight into the Armada's hands, letting them tap into your energies and open a rift.


    Objective:

    Try not to let Kwychen die. As much as it pains you to admit it, you need his help to stop the Cultist Armada from summoning Primaphorior. The Armada seeks to wipe you both out... and unfortunately, so do those dumb Arcadians.

    Eliminate the Cultist Armada and the Paleon Team. Then you can leave this crappy little planet victorious and terrorise some interesting star systems instead.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I wonder how powerful the murderbot really was. It doesn't seem like he was doing much murdering in the narration

    20 life, 15 resistance, 5 armor. Immune to psychic attacks. Two attacks for 5 normal or one attack for 10 special. Win condition: kill more than the cultist armada. Can win with anyone.
    So he was tough, but not so great at murdering?

    Except I networked immediately with Langly, which gave me access to a weakening attack.

    I also gave langly a key-phrase to network him with the real murderbot and an assistant after my death.

    This let the murderbot get the ability to remove guards and double damage on people. And he said he'd try to help the village.

    And 10 damage that is unblockable, unstoppable, would assuredly kill almost anything in the game.
    So the only people that my 20 special bomb wouldn't kill was langly?

    How much HP did langly have?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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