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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    That poster in the OP is terrible.

    Does that matter anymore, Tonkka? This thread has transcended it's original topic.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    this thread just cleared my schedule until whatever happens next

    god damn

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    That poster in the OP is terrible.

    You could just say tlb tonks.

    although it is a bit mean.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    short version: I never wanna bang no normal height people again

    long version'll have to wait because I gotta work til 8:30 tonight

    but just a response:
    Ubik wrote: »
    Also, Dude, dwarf is not the preferred nomenclature.

    dogg I just used the word she advertised herself as

    as in what she used to call herself in her ad for porking her

    but if she'd used little person that'd be creepy

    C'MERE LITTLE PERSON

    I'MMA FUCK YOU LITTLE PERSON

    I'd sound like a dang pedophile

    or like I was masturbating

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Goodness that is some jargon.

    Can you write me like, a hooker dictionary? I have a bad habit of writing plays about sex workers.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    just google escort terms quetzi

    it is not hard

    it takes like three seconds

    stop bein' lazy

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I'm a little disappointed I didn't get a picture message on my phone half-way through


    not gonna lie

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    sometimes I think it'd be uncomfortable to patronize a prostitute

    but other times, I think it'd be rad to get my dick sucked, so

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    just google escort terms quetzi

    it is not hard

    it takes like three seconds

    stop bein' lazy

    Where the fuck is my full review

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm a little disappointed I didn't get a picture message on my phone half-way through


    not gonna lie

    what'd you think the hotdogging picture was gonna be for

    and I told you @straightzi

    after work

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Fiiiiine

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sometimes I think it'd be uncomfortable to patronize a prostitute

    but other times, I think it'd be rad to get my dick sucked, so

    errybody need money, man

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    short version: I never wanna bang no normal height people again

    long version'll have to wait because I gotta work til 8:30 tonight

    but just a response:
    Ubik wrote: »
    Also, Dude, dwarf is not the preferred nomenclature.

    dogg I just used the word she advertised herself as

    as in what she used to call herself in her ad for porking her

    but if she'd used little person that'd be creepy

    C'MERE LITTLE PERSON

    I'MMA FUCK YOU LITTLE PERSON

    I'd sound like a dang pedophile

    or like I was masturbating

    i mainly just wanted to drop a Big Lebowski quote

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    dwarf is actually an acceptable name

    you're thinking midget, which they consider offensive

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait do you actually have to negotiate with a hooker for multiple positions? Like there's an extra charge for just switching it up a bit?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I thought midget and dwarf referred to different things

    Like, dwarves have disproportionate bodies and midgets don't or something

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I thought midget and dwarf referred to different things

    Like, dwarves have disproportionate bodies and midgets don't or something

    this is correct

    the correct/not offensive term for midgets is little person

    dwarfism is a different medical condition that causes disproportionate body types

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I guess the original context of midget was a carnie term, so that could be offensive

    Although I mean dwarves are originally creepy gold obsessed murderous fiends that live underground

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait do you actually have to negotiate with a hooker for multiple positions? Like there's an extra charge for just switching it up a bit?

    you pretty much negotiate everything that is going to happen before it happens because an element of control is very much something someone in this profession would want to have.

    it isn't exactly the safest thing.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    AJ

    you know what your life's calling is

    open your own prostitution ring

    with at least one masked worker named "La porka"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait do you actually have to negotiate with a hooker for multiple positions? Like there's an extra charge for just switching it up a bit?

    you pretty much negotiate everything that is going to happen before it happens because an element of control is very much something someone in this profession would want to have.

    it isn't exactly the safest thing.

    I suppose that actually makes a lot of sense
    It's not something I've ever really given much thought to

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I guess the original context of midget was a carnie term, so that could be offensive

    Although I mean dwarves are originally creepy gold obsessed murderous fiends that live underground

    no they weren't

    old germanic dwarves(the origin of them) were associated with wisdom and smithing/mining

    the whole murder/creepy thing came from later comical portrayals

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    AJ

    you know what your life's calling is

    open your own prostitution ring

    with at least one masked worker named "La porka"

    well i do already have the mask...

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    it is your DESTINY

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I guess the original context of midget was a carnie term, so that could be offensive

    Although I mean dwarves are originally creepy gold obsessed murderous fiends that live underground

    no they weren't

    old germanic dwarves(the origin of them) were associated with wisdom and smithing/mining

    the whole murder/creepy thing came from later comical portrayals

    Pretty much all of norse and eastern europeam portrayals fall in line with my version

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sometimes I think it'd be uncomfortable to patronize a prostitute

    but other times, I think it'd be rad to get my dick sucked, so

    everyone's nervous the first time they hit up a prosty

    but you gotta the chances of you ever regretting a bj, whatever the cost, are rather slim

    plus, these are pros, fandy

    they suck dick for a living

    it is their job to suck dick

    do you want them to be unemployed?

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    TLB is a job creator

    blowjobs
    handjobs
    feetjobs

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sometimes I think it'd be uncomfortable to patronize a prostitute

    but other times, I think it'd be rad to get my dick sucked, so

    everyone's nervous the first time they hit up a prosty

    but you gotta the chances of you ever regretting a bj, whatever the cost, are rather slim

    plus, these are pros, fandy

    they suck dick for a living

    it is their job to suck dick

    do you want them to be unemployed?

    i create jobs every time i think about titties

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    unless you're only using 1 foot in each job

    its feetjobs

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    TLB is a job creator

    blowjobs
    handjobs
    feetjobs

    Footjobs is already plural!

    Also, has anyone seen Orphan?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    TLB is a job creator

    blowjobs
    handjobs
    feetjobs

    Footjobs is already plural!

    Also, has anyone seen Orphan?

    Hahahahahafuckyouhahaha

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    unless you're only using 1 foot in each job

    its feetjobs

    So if someone has two hands pumping on a cock it's called a handsjob?

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    titsfuck

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    now you guys are catching on

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    dickssuck

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    come on be serious

    unless someone has 2 mouths, you're just getting 2 mouthjobs from separate people

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I could go for a mouthsjob

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    nosesjob

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    nosesjob

    I actually saw this one gif...

    and did you make that gif, trippy...

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    rimsjob

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