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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    sarks will you name a guy after me

    Never

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Really bizarre hostage situation developing in London. Idiot straps some cannisters of something to himself, walks into office and takes hostages.
    He failed a training course and wanted his money back. She said he has four hostages, but not confirmed.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Really bizarre hostage situation developing in London. Idiot straps some cannisters of something to himself, walks into office and takes hostages.
    He failed a training course and wanted his money back. She said he has four hostages, but not confirmed.

    :shock:

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Aww, this hospital has free wifi. I could have bought my iPad.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    It's only showing up on the Breaking News bits of websites so far.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    You got any links talking about this?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Watching Cosmos totally counts as study, right?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    sarks will you name a guy after me

    Never

    Awww

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    got glove box testing this morning. my space suit thumb better kick some butt.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am going to make my penis mightier too.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I need more than 6 hours of sleep

    dis

    some

    bullshit

    TL DR on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    My new doormat.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Pets: Why so lovable?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    so my brother shared the video of his WRX burning to the ground. It was pretty sad. He was calm during it though I think the constable/cop probably thought he was a dipshit for dicking around with his phone and filming it. Anyhoo, sucks to lose a vehicle like that. To me items such as cars kind of take on a personality, like they are your noble steed. I've never named one though.

    @skippydumptruck

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    yer kitty is gettin chubby

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    how do you get cats to lose weight

    my cat is on the fat side

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Heh

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    You give it less food.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    good food that isn't like 90% corn fillers

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I don't know where to get that kind of food

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how do you get cats to lose weight

    my cat is on the fat side

    You put a wee little harness on your cat and take it for walks at the park.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Check the labels. Perhaps a pet shop.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I have checked the labels and, based on that, it is really hard to find low-filler dry food

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I have checked the labels and, based on that, it is really hard to find low-filler dry food

    Just give it less.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    yer kitty is gettin chubby

    She just has a lot of fur.

    And is also a bit chubby.

    Well, she's been an indoor cat ever since I got her, not a whole lot of exercise.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Swap one or two meals a week with real tuna.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so my brother shared the video of his WRX burning to the ground. It was pretty sad. He was calm during it though I think the constable/cop probably thought he was a dipshit for dicking around with his phone and filming it. Anyhoo, sucks to lose a vehicle like that. To me items such as cars kind of take on a personality, like they are your noble steed. I've never named one though.

    @skippydumptruck

    I just sold my Cavalier the other night that I had for nine years. Not seeing it in the driveway the next morning was a bit...well, sort of made me feel a little off just because I'd had it for so long. My wife and I had named it bullet. Even though it wasn't the fastest thing on wheels, it was ours.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=8637921
    HISD says the bus left Beechnut Academy with about 26 students on board on March 27. District police say some students on the bus flashed gang signs at someone walking on the street. That person then pulled a gun and fired at the bus on the Southwest Freeway Feeder near Bellaire.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Make it do cat exercises. Force it to wear spandex and run on a treadmill.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    we always had indoor/outdoor cats

    which makes us worse than the borg apparently

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    AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Make it do cat exercises. Force it to wear spandex and run on a treadmill.

    Put Smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9tWYaujtD4

    Absalon on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I thought you weren't supposed to give cats tuna

    Everything will kill your cat according to the internet.

    Tuna? You're a cat murderer

    Letting your cat outside? You're a cat murderer

    Dry food? You're a cat murderer

    Keeping your cat inside? You're a cat murderer

    Drowning your cat to get a pet ferret? You're a cat murderer

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I thought you weren't supposed to give cats tuna

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I saw some jackass walking a cat the other day.

    Had the thing on a leash.

    It was... odd.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    my cat is so indoors that she's afraid to go outside

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    we always had indoor/outdoor cats

    which makes us worse than the borg apparently

    Why?

    I mean cats are outdoorsy animals, I mean as long as you're not emotionally attached and it's no biggie if they never come home.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    You don't have cats on a leash.

    Cats have you on a leash.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    I saw some jackass walking a cat the other day.

    Had the thing on a leash.

    It was... odd.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I saw some jackass walking a cat the other day.

    Had the thing on a leash.

    It was... odd.

    Was he managing to walk it? Or was he just dragging it along like a rock on a lead? I've seen people try a few times, but I've never seen it done successfully.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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