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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    also thom

    ask choco

    he will verify that the russian girl we were involved with was hot

    but she was shitty in bed and a pathological liar and bit my junk so you know it could be better

    BUT SHE WAS HOT

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Cass, trying to break things with your head is always a bad idea.

    dude the worst part is we have no first aid shit in the house so i ended up macguyvering cotton balls and scotch tape to stop the copious amounts of forehead blood

    forehead wounds do not fuck around they gush like crazy it's obnoxious

    Wait, wth did I miss last night?

    desc wrote: »
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    A significant number of people believe that the earth is only 6000 years old even though the Japanese were creating pottery 2000(?) years before that.

    People are stupid duna.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Cass, trying to break things with your head is always a bad idea.

    dude the worst part is we have no first aid shit in the house so i ended up macguyvering cotton balls and scotch tape to stop the copious amounts of forehead blood

    forehead wounds do not fuck around they gush like crazy it's obnoxious

    Yeah they do. It's always freaky. There is a ton blood but it turns out you just need a couple of stitches.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Damn, first mentioning Soviet Union/Czechoslovakia and now this. Republicans truly are stuck in the past.

    They're like the former high school quarterback who never went to college, and still drives around in his banged up Camaro wearing his tattered letter jacket, hitting on 17 year olds.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This Sony Smash Bros thing is going to crash and burn like a Pudding Lane Bakery if they don't pick up some high-profile characters. Which is a shame because the game itself looks fun regardless of who's in it, but just like you need good games to sell your console, you need good characters to sell these kind of games.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    also thom

    ask choco

    he will verify that the russian girl we were involved with was hot

    but she was shitty in bed and a pathological liar and bit my junk so you know it could be better

    BUT SHE WAS HOT

    God this sounds too familiar to me

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

    What about Heimerdinger and Corki, though?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

    Tristana and Poppy were originally going to be a race called Meglings, but the devs decided that having Yordles and Meglings would be confusing and now they're all just Yordles and Meglings is a military unit of Bandle City

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    What is a yordle.

    Googling. I ... See. Also "yordle" GIS seems to yield a lot of short, pudgy rule 34.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    also thom

    ask choco

    he will verify that the russian girl we were involved with was hot

    but she was shitty in bed and a pathological liar and bit my junk so you know it could be better

    BUT SHE WAS HOT

    Pfft, I'm assuming that selection was all Choco.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

    Tristana and Poppy were originally going to be a race called Meglings, but the devs decided that having Yordles and Meglings would be confusing and now they're all just Yordles and Meglings is a military unit of Bandle City

    This still doesn't explain why some are furry and some are blue.

    Genetics, I guess?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

    is fizz a yordle

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    What is a yordle.

    Googling. I ... See. Also "yordle" GIS seems to yield a lot of short, pudgy rule 34.

    That is pretty much the definition of a yordle, desc.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

    is fizz a yordle

    No Fizz is the last survivor of an extinct underwater race

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey, so, like, why are some yordles furry but some yordles are blue?

    Males and females? Ziggs, Kennen, and Teemo are fuzzy while Trist, Poppy, and Lulu are rejected Smurfs.

    is fizz a yordle

    Dude what?

    Fizz is a fish.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Fizz is a fishman.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    also thom

    ask choco

    he will verify that the russian girl we were involved with was hot

    but she was shitty in bed and a pathological liar and bit my junk so you know it could be better

    BUT SHE WAS HOT

    Pfft, I'm assuming that selection was all Choco.

    Nah we totally hung out a lot and were good friends

    and then one day we started kissing to impress Choco

    ...I was pretty drunk

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8J5GMnaHmw

    i love the line at :10

    it is my new catchphrase

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    AAAAH! Dammit, the pun just came to me ... slowly. I am off this morning or something.

    "Once you go blue, nothing else will do."

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    This Sony Smash Bros thing is going to crash and burn like a Pudding Lane Bakery if they don't pick up some high-profile characters. Which is a shame because the game itself looks fun regardless of who's in it, but just like you need good games to sell your console, you need good characters to sell these kind of games.

    No doubt it'l have Jak & Daxter, Ratchet and with 3rd parties being in there I assume Crash and Spyro, Ezio, Cloud/Tidus and Snake

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hmm but he is short and desu like a yordle

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    hmm but he is short and desu like a yordle

    i will be charitable and describe him as 'yordlesque'

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    screw it, time for lunch

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hey [chat]!

    ... Cass making out with girls stories?

    I can work with this.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hey [chat]!

    ... Cass making out with girls stories?

    I can work with this.

    hey scrublord are you coming to tcaf

    i have your bouncy ball

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    dude boy veronica is basically reggie

    also big ethel and jughead can't be gender swapped without exposing the double standard

    Those look less like freckles and more like horrible skin lesions.

    If you think of it as nervous sweat, it takes on a decidedly more ominous tone.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    also thom

    ask choco

    he will verify that the russian girl we were involved with was hot

    but she was shitty in bed and a pathological liar and bit my junk so you know it could be better

    BUT SHE WAS HOT

    Pfft, I'm assuming that selection was all Choco.

    Nah we totally hung out a lot and were good friends

    and then one day we started kissing to impress Choco

    ...I was pretty drunk

    So many stories include the phrase "I was pretty drunk".

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hey [chat]!

    ... Cass making out with girls stories?

    I can work with this.

    hey scrublord are you coming to tcaf

    i have your bouncy ball

    I am! I need deets, but I'm definitely coming.

    I may or may not bring baked goods.

    Prepare to be excited / disappointed.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
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    Sexmazing

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
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    I love that picture, but the sizes of the various Enterprises are just so ridiculously off.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    also thom

    ask choco

    he will verify that the russian girl we were involved with was hot

    but she was shitty in bed and a pathological liar and bit my junk so you know it could be better

    BUT SHE WAS HOT

    Pfft, I'm assuming that selection was all Choco.

    Nah we totally hung out a lot and were good friends

    and then one day we started kissing to impress Choco

    ...I was pretty drunk

    So many stories include the phrase "I was pretty drunk".

    My rule is I'm never allowed to overtly state that "I was drunk" when telling a story.

    But if the listeners guess correctly, there's not much I can do.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hey [chat]!

    ... Cass making out with girls stories?

    I can work with this.

    hey scrublord are you coming to tcaf

    i have your bouncy ball

    I am! I need deets, but I'm definitely coming.

    I may or may not bring baked goods.

    Prepare to be excited / disappointed.

    okay i'm going to send out a pm with the details because i wasn't clear enough if you are asking for them

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hey [chat]!

    ... Cass making out with girls stories?

    I can work with this.

    hey scrublord are you coming to tcaf

    i have your bouncy ball

    I am! I need deets, but I'm definitely coming.

    I may or may not bring baked goods.

    Prepare to be excited / disappointed.

    okay i'm going to send out a pm with the details because i wasn't clear enough if you are asking for them

    To be fair, my reading comprehension may be to blame (it's almost certainly my fault!).

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This Sony Smash Bros thing is going to crash and burn like a Pudding Lane Bakery if they don't pick up some high-profile characters. Which is a shame because the game itself looks fun regardless of who's in it, but just like you need good games to sell your console, you need good characters to sell these kind of games.

    No doubt it'l have Jak & Daxter, Ratchet and with 3rd parties being in there I assume Crash and Spyro, Ezio, Cloud/Tidus and Snake

    And that would be awesome, but are those characters as high profile as Nintendo's offerings?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    Winky wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What is a yordle.

    Googling. I ... See. Also "yordle" GIS seems to yield a lot of short, pudgy rule 34.

    That is pretty much the definition of a yordle, desc.

    Not surprised

    The internet is the internet

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Anyways we ended up getting busted when his dad noticed his bailey's was gone and there was a DD bra under his couch (his daughter was a B cup)

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I think winning a match by having Parappa smack someone with his skateboard shouting "I GOTTA BELIEVE" would be sufficiently epic for good times.

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