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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Husbands are often made to look stupid and inept whereas only the mother can save the day in American Ads. So sarcasm aside, there is a stupid trend there. I mean if I weren't a privileged white male I might even be mad about it.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC5aGCOT6bs

    That's not to say commercials that are sexist against women are common in America. Oh no. HA HA, no. Here, we're practically tripping over sexist commercials against men.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    @deebaser

    dudester, you just got hitched, whatchoodoin postin on this board for?

    Raz is in a vacation coma. I am simultaneously unable to sleep, have a bottle of wine I need to polish off, and broke our understanding vis a vis "no Internet" this vacation.

    I'm sitting on a balcony overlooking a pitch black Atlantic drinking Pinot noir striAght from the bottle

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    that is basically how i feel every time i drive in a major city

    complete with hallucinatory jump cuts to pictures of goodyear tires

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Pretty sure Diane Keaton was not high.

    She just realized that the interview was a commercial for her book, and decided to have fun with it.


    Also, i'd tap that.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    I'd like to get drunk but I'm too lazy to go to the liquor store.

    God dammit.

    I went to the liquor store earlier today, when I realized I didn't have enough gin to get through the night.

    I've been legal for two years and I haven't bought alcohol once.

    I am just that lazy.

    You're doing something wrong

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Does it allow you to employ game theory and obscure role playing systems while denying mathematical realism?

    Because, if so, I think you'd love it.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC5aGCOT6bs

    That's not to say commercials that are sexist against women are common in America. Oh no. HA HA, no. Here, we're practically tripping over sexist commercials against men.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @deebaser

    dudester, you just got hitched, whatchoodoin postin on this board for?

    Raz is in a vacation coma. I am simultaneously unable to sleep, have a bottle of wine I need to polish off, and broke our understanding vis a vis "no Internet" this vacation.

    I'm sitting on a balcony overlooking a pitch black Atlantic drinking Pinot noir striAght from the bottle

    sounds fucking awesome dee, I hope you're having a great time

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Does it allow you to employ game theory and obscure role playing systems while denying mathematical realism?

    Because, if so, I think you'd love it.

    no

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2012
    Pony wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Does it allow you to employ game theory and obscure role playing systems while denying mathematical realism?

    Because, if so, I think you'd love it.

    no

    :(

    _J_ on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Are you a virtual rodeo clown wrangler?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    that is basically how i feel every time i drive in a major city

    complete with hallucinatory jump cuts to pictures of goodyear tires

    hahahaha

    funny and also made me actually watch the video which was rewarding in its own way.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Incidentally, the sun is rising, so I guess good morning [chat]

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Incidentally, the sun is rising, so I guess good morning [chat]

    My sun has not risen.

    in fact, I have no sun at all.



    YOU STOLE MY SUN!

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I'm going to bed soon, no sun for me.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    won't someone think of the white men

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    J, I have noted multiple instances of you replying to something perfectly innocuous with something weirdly assholish

    I'm getting fucking tired of it

    this is your warning. quit being a tedium.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @deebaser

    dudester, you just got hitched, whatchoodoin postin on this board for?

    Raz is in a vacation coma. I am simultaneously unable to sleep, have a bottle of wine I need to polish off, and broke our understanding vis a vis "no Internet" this vacation.

    I'm sitting on a balcony overlooking a pitch black Atlantic drinking Pinot noir striAght from the bottle

    sounds fucking awesome dee, I hope you're having a great time

    Indeedly do, congrats and enjoy!

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    it's night on the sun

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Skyrim actually does a good job of making mages vulnerable unlike Oblivion, where I felt pretty much invulnerable. Makes me use my summons and armor spells effectively.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incidentally, the sun is rising, so I guess good morning [chat]

    My sun has not risen.

    in fact, I have no sun at all.



    YOU STOLE MY SUN!

    !GNIK NUS EHT MA I

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Are you a virtual rodeo clown wrangler?

    i'm working for an event/VIP security company

    tonight my job consisted of going to the symphony with george takei

    i

    i don't even

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    J, I have noted multiple instances of you replying to something perfectly innocuous with something weirdly assholish

    I'm getting fucking tired of it

    this is your warning. quit being a tedium.

    I apologize. i did not realize I was doing that.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    it's night on the sun
    hopelessly hopeless I hope so, for you

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @deebaser

    dudester, you just got hitched, whatchoodoin postin on this board for?

    Raz is in a vacation coma. I am simultaneously unable to sleep, have a bottle of wine I need to polish off, and broke our understanding vis a vis "no Internet" this vacation.

    I'm sitting on a balcony overlooking a pitch black Atlantic drinking Pinot noir striAght from the bottle

    sounds fucking awesome dee, I hope you're having a great time

    Thanks man, we are.. Just have to keep old people hours because we booked a trip to Atlantis at 8:30 tmmw.

    Funny story that may or may not be funny yet:
    I lost my ring today. It fell off my finger when I got off the jetski. Eventually someone on the staff found it after about ten minutes of sheer horror....

    It's been in the safe ever since. I have lost my frodo privileges

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Happy Fall of Berlin Day, internet

    That's right, on this day in 1945, the glorious Soviet flag was hoisted above Berlin

    those were the days

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Are you a virtual rodeo clown wrangler?

    i'm working for an event/VIP security company

    tonight my job consisted of going to the symphony with george takei

    i

    i don't even

    So I am potentially right! If you get a really strange show to cover.

    Sounds like it'll be interesting though, so grats!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    won't someone think of the white men

    Don't make me make another thread.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so the new job is kinda

    surreal

    Are you a virtual rodeo clown wrangler?

    i'm working for an event/VIP security company

    tonight my job consisted of going to the symphony with george takei

    i

    i don't even
    We're all growing up! Who was our 3rd security guard bro, pony?

    I am about to be formally offered a job with the local PD.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    yikes dee

    very yikes

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    it's night on the sun
    hopelessly hopeless I hope so, for you

    i eat my own blood and get filled up, i get filled up
    i get filled up on me, and end

    (i don't think i will ever outgrow loving Brock's lyrics)

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Weirdest thing a girl has told me today:

    If she were a guy she would just have sex with girls, cum inside them, and then leave.

    She thinks that is a turn on.

    wat?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Weirdest thing a girl has told me today:

    If she were a guy she would just have sex with girls, cum inside them, and then leave.

    She thinks that is a turn on.

    wat?

    That is...strange.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Weirdest thing a girl has told me today:

    If she were a guy she would just have sex with girls, cum inside them, and then leave.

    She thinks that is a turn on.

    wat?
    dude. an ex said the same thing

    this is bizarre

    TehSpectre on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Weirdest thing a girl has told me today:

    If she were a guy she would just have sex with girls, cum inside them, and then leave.

    She thinks that is a turn on.

    wat?

    Hmmm, I am turned off. Maybe I'm not cut out to be a guy ...

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    yeah i am turning my back hard on traditional security guard work

    i am done with that paul blart shit

    i am going into event/concert security and bodyguarding full time, fuck that minimum wage rent-a-cop bullshit

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    it's night on the sun
    hopelessly hopeless I hope so, for you

    i eat my own blood and get filled up, i get filled up
    i get filled up on me, and end

    (i don't think i will ever outgrow loving Brock's lyrics)

    definitely not. very special.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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