Attention: Do not stick your hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer.
This public service announcement brought to you by: The intern at my bakery who stuck her hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer this morning.
Jesus. How serious was it?
Luckily, it was on low speed, and her hand didn't get tangled up in the paddle, just crushed against the side of the bowl. But she has some broken bones. It could've easily ripped her hand off though.
it means a couple that captivates public attention. usually they're both successful and or influential. brad pitt and angelina jolie, david beckham and posh spice, etc
You did an awesome job I thought Gooey. I had fun.
after we finished i bought some veteran packs and got a shotgun damage upgrade and a different shotgun (the Scimitar i think) so maybe i will kill things better (i was doing zero damage on silver and negative damage im pretty sure on gold)
but charge-nova-melee-shotgun-repeat was working pretty well for me
so i am mostly just embarrassed over the meltdown i had last night
it was my own damn fault for pushing myself too far under stressful circumstances and not learning when to back the fuck off
of course i am following it up with staying up all night and planning to get a greasy lunch so i'm just proving what an exemplar of dealing with my mental illness i am
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
You did an awesome job I thought Gooey. I had fun.
after we finished i bought some veteran packs and got a shotgun damage upgrade and a different shotgun (the Scimitar i think) so maybe i will kill things better (i was doing zero damage on silver and negative damage im pretty sure on gold)
but charge-nova-melee-shotgun-repeat was working pretty well for me
:^:
And in bronze don't even bother with melee or shotgun unless it's the big stuff. Hell, I've taken down atlases on bronze with just charge and nova. Just make sure you keep backing up as soon as you hit your charge.
I have amazing taste and I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend to prove it
Tristana isn't actually your ex-girlfriend, Cass.
dude i was looking at the rule 34 league of legends website and there is this one dude just pushing out reams and reams of yordle porn. like seriously 1/3rd of what i saw was this dude drawing poppy, tristana and lulu making sex. tthis dude has an enormous boner for yordles. the internet has ruined this man.
I have amazing taste and I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend to prove it
Tristana isn't actually your ex-girlfriend, Cass.
dude i was looking at the rule 34 league of legends website and there is this one dude just pushing out reams and reams of yordle porn. like seriously 1/3rd of what i saw was this dude drawing poppy, tristana and lulu making sex. tthis dude has an enormous boner for yordles. the internet has ruined this man.
People have always had little people fetishes. Yordles just focus these fetishes in an exciting new direction.
I have amazing taste and I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend to prove it
Tristana isn't actually your ex-girlfriend, Cass.
dude i was looking at the rule 34 league of legends website and there is this one dude just pushing out reams and reams of yordle porn. like seriously 1/3rd of what i saw was this dude drawing poppy, tristana and lulu making sex. tthis dude has an enormous boner for yordles. the internet has ruined this man.
People have always had little people fetishes. Yordles just focus these fetishes in an exciting new direction.
so i am mostly just embarrassed over the meltdown i had last night
it was my own damn fault for pushing myself too far under stressful circumstances and not learning when to back the fuck off
of course i am following it up with staying up all night and planning to get a greasy lunch so i'm just proving what an exemplar of dealing with my mental illness i am
I have amazing taste and I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend to prove it
Tristana isn't actually your ex-girlfriend, Cass.
dude i was looking at the rule 34 league of legends website and there is this one dude just pushing out reams and reams of yordle porn. like seriously 1/3rd of what i saw was this dude drawing poppy, tristana and lulu making sex. tthis dude has an enormous boner for yordles. the internet has ruined this man.
Once you go blue, real females lose all their appeal.
I have amazing taste and I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend to prove it
Tristana isn't actually your ex-girlfriend, Cass.
dude i was looking at the rule 34 league of legends website and there is this one dude just pushing out reams and reams of yordle porn. like seriously 1/3rd of what i saw was this dude drawing poppy, tristana and lulu making sex. tthis dude has an enormous boner for yordles. the internet has ruined this man.
People have always had little people fetishes. Yordles just focus these fetishes in an exciting new direction.
LITTLE PEOPLE ARE NOT YORDLES
So I totally decided to write little people only because I couldn't figure out how to spell midget.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.
What am?
So at some point someone had the brilliant idea of strapping a big chemical laser to a 747 and use it to try to shoot down ICBMs. Well TBMs but dipshits are pushing for it to be used against ICBMs. The system is flawed. First, it can't consistently kill it's targets. Second, it needs to pretty much catch the missile during the boost phase to work. Third, it's absurdly expensive. The Pentagon retired it. But there is a push for it to be returned to service for use in preventing Iran from launching ICBMs. This doesn't include their most fuckwitted directive to develop an interceptor system for the East Coast.
so i am mostly just embarrassed over the meltdown i had last night
it was my own damn fault for pushing myself too far under stressful circumstances and not learning when to back the fuck off
of course i am following it up with staying up all night and planning to get a greasy lunch so i'm just proving what an exemplar of dealing with my mental illness i am
Cass, trying to break things with your head is always a bad idea.
so i am mostly just embarrassed over the meltdown i had last night
it was my own damn fault for pushing myself too far under stressful circumstances and not learning when to back the fuck off
of course i am following it up with staying up all night and planning to get a greasy lunch so i'm just proving what an exemplar of dealing with my mental illness i am
Sorry to hear you're going through a stressful time Cass.
Cass, trying to break things with your head is always a bad idea.
dude the worst part is we have no first aid shit in the house so i ended up macguyvering cotton balls and scotch tape to stop the copious amounts of forehead blood
forehead wounds do not fuck around they gush like crazy it's obnoxious
so i am mostly just embarrassed over the meltdown i had last night
it was my own damn fault for pushing myself too far under stressful circumstances and not learning when to back the fuck off
of course i am following it up with staying up all night and planning to get a greasy lunch so i'm just proving what an exemplar of dealing with my mental illness i am
You shouldn't blame yourself.
Also, a greasy comfort lunch is always ideal.
meh if i had diabetes it'd be retarded if i stayed up all morning eating ben and jerrys
same thing
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
Cass, trying to break things with your head is always a bad idea.
dude the worst part is we have no first aid shit in the house so i ended up macguyvering cotton balls and scotch tape to stop the copious amounts of forehead blood
forehead wounds do not fuck around they gush like crazy it's obnoxious
Then you should be priding yourself on your resourcefulness!
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*obligatory half-baked joke here*
But seriously what the hell was she thinking?!
five bux says you end up realizing the folly of your ways, having a meltdown, and fleeing to bosnia to aid orphans
Cass, you have horrible taste.
Ready for some serious boozin Duna?
Never.
I don't know if you know how I work.
it means a couple that captivates public attention. usually they're both successful and or influential. brad pitt and angelina jolie, david beckham and posh spice, etc
after we finished i bought some veteran packs and got a shotgun damage upgrade and a different shotgun (the Scimitar i think) so maybe i will kill things better (i was doing zero damage on silver and negative damage im pretty sure on gold)
but charge-nova-melee-shotgun-repeat was working pretty well for me
What am?
I have amazing taste and I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend to prove it
I took off friday so I can get plenty of rest before hand
Yeah, I'm reading about it now
They seriously need Ultimates Archie where they do nothing but actually publishiing stuff like this and the punisher crossover
Release it digitally to the Adventure Time type crowds and I bet it would sell.
Tristana isn't actually your ex-girlfriend, Cass.
it was my own damn fault for pushing myself too far under stressful circumstances and not learning when to back the fuck off
of course i am following it up with staying up all night and planning to get a greasy lunch so i'm just proving what an exemplar of dealing with my mental illness i am
:^:
And in bronze don't even bother with melee or shotgun unless it's the big stuff. Hell, I've taken down atlases on bronze with just charge and nova. Just make sure you keep backing up as soon as you hit your charge.
yessssss
Does it count when it's a link to her adult website? :P
No clue, but "seriously injured by a mixer" doesn't look good on intern evaluations.
dude i was looking at the rule 34 league of legends website and there is this one dude just pushing out reams and reams of yordle porn. like seriously 1/3rd of what i saw was this dude drawing poppy, tristana and lulu making sex. tthis dude has an enormous boner for yordles. the internet has ruined this man.
At first I was on the fence about he class, but heavy melee + nova are the key mechanical additions to create greatness.
um
i have to put these pix through photoshop to remove the water marks gimme a bit
People have always had little people fetishes. Yordles just focus these fetishes in an exciting new direction.
LITTLE PEOPLE ARE NOT YORDLES
You shouldn't blame yourself.
Also, a greasy comfort lunch is always ideal.
Once you go blue, real females lose all their appeal.
So I totally decided to write little people only because I couldn't figure out how to spell midget.
So at some point someone had the brilliant idea of strapping a big chemical laser to a 747 and use it to try to shoot down ICBMs. Well TBMs but dipshits are pushing for it to be used against ICBMs. The system is flawed. First, it can't consistently kill it's targets. Second, it needs to pretty much catch the missile during the boost phase to work. Third, it's absurdly expensive. The Pentagon retired it. But there is a push for it to be returned to service for use in preventing Iran from launching ICBMs. This doesn't include their most fuckwitted directive to develop an interceptor system for the East Coast.
Calling BS. I won't ask for them, but without a neutral third party that I trust, I will not simply accept your word.
Cass, trying to break things with your head is always a bad idea.
it was kinda confusing and hard to follow
but it was stylish as fuck
Sorry to hear you're going through a stressful time Cass.
thats depressing
dude the worst part is we have no first aid shit in the house so i ended up macguyvering cotton balls and scotch tape to stop the copious amounts of forehead blood
forehead wounds do not fuck around they gush like crazy it's obnoxious
meh if i had diabetes it'd be retarded if i stayed up all morning eating ben and jerrys
same thing
I believe it's basically a 747 with a laser on it to shoot down missiles.
It's pretty much as dumb as it sounds.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Then you should be priding yourself on your resourcefulness!