Okay, what the fuck is up with the Fifty Shades of Grey?
My wife was talking about it last night and some a-hole on tv was saying it's going to cause the next baby boom because erotic books make women horny and then they fuck and have babies.
I like me some books, but I don't get how a book is ::movietrailervoice:: So erotic, it changes the course of a civilization's breeding habits...
OK look. If your wife is talking about Fifty Shades and you haven't tied her to the bed recently, It's a good bet you have missed out on some important hints she is dropping.
She hasn't read it yet. Are you saying that I'm in for sexy times? Cause I'm all about that.
Fifty Shades is about bondage and D/s play. I am saying you could be in for more sexytimes... this book is a big deal among married middle-aged women because it's given them an easy way to drop hints that they'd be up for a little light bondage without actually saying "honey, I bought these scarves and a blindfold, whatever shall we do with them?". They can take the sub roleplay thing and drop some obvious hints and hope their men catch on and take the initiative, rather than waiting to be asked.
The problem is that your average American male has about as much of a clue as your average American mule.
I am sounding the trumpet throughout maledom... dudes, if your lady is reading this book and she's into it and you don't know why, you are missing sexy hints about bondage sex fun sex. She is very possibly hoping you will interrupt dinner to carry her upstairs and order her to do things not in the usual repitoire!
That's the problem with a lot of female romantic hopes, they are hopes, often unvoiced hopes. They want the right guy to come in, and wordlessly sweep them off their feet and carry them upstairs for a bout of amazing sex. But with the wrong guy trying to do so suddenly the situation goes from romance to terror. It is unfortunate that having actual communication about sexual wants/needs is viewed as unsexy.
Quite so. Laying it all out there sometimes is unsexy though. Reading body language is a thing, and as long as there's mutual trust and the realization that saying no is OK and will be respected, it's not always necessary or desirable to get prior approval for the evening's bedroom game plan.
In this case, if your lady is chatting with you about how maybe she should check out this bondage erotica book she's been hearing about where the man takes initiative and acts dominant in the bedroom once in a while, it's about as clear a signal as you're going to get short of her coming home with a collar and a riding crop when you don't own a dog or a horse.
Hehehe, for sure. I was mostly more thinking as a single guy. I've had a few girls tell me, one flat out, some variations on this theme "A man takes what he wants."
Now, given the context of said statement, I 'took' them right then and there, but, I mean, as a general principle? Uhh, no I'm not a rapist.
Yeah, if I got told that, I'd be out the door. I'm a big on consent sort of guy.
i once watched an interview with rihanna where she said she likes a man who takes what he wants. all my dicks burst into confetti.
come here, rude boy, is you big enough
i am not, but i can thrust with enough brute retard strength to maybe make her forget that
i know it's not PC, but i still laugh every time i remember the clerks 2 line "Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth!"
1. Are you saying this because you just saw it so it's fresh in your mind?
2. Is it actually as good as people say
OR
3. Are people just being ironic and hipster doofusey about this and are making fun of all the people who say it is like one of the best Marvel films ever and what-not?
God I love Season 2 GitS:SAC. The ancillary character eps are just fucking great. But that's because Saito is a god damn badass, and the scoring has a super-unexpected calm to it.
If there isn't some frisson every time you engage in dom roles, I think it's maybe time for you to stop doing it. Casual comfort, for me at least, would be a sign I've internalized the attitude in a way I'd really rather not.
Y/N to including "Fat Bottomed Girls" on my wedding play list?
yes x roughly a million
And "Yes" is off to a flying start!
Also, way too many traditionally "romantic" songs seem to imply that God has something to do with our relationship.
I do not approve.
But, but...you are soul mates! And God put you on the earth to find each other, and he's blessing your marriage!!! If you don't let God bless your marriage, it's going to fail! OH MY GOD THINK OF THE FAMILIES
1. Are you saying this because you just saw it so it's fresh in your mind?
2. Is it actually as good as people say
OR
3. Are people just being ironic and hipster doofusey about this and are making fun of all the people who say it is like one of the best Marvel films ever and what-not?
1. Yes
2.Yes
3. What the fuck is wrong with you?
It is an excellent movie. Dialogue was great. The fights weren't the shaky cam non-sense. The actors gelled super well. The story was pretty damn good and fit the world perfectly. And parts of me are sad that we won't have other team ups with like Wolverine and Spidey because Marvel Studios doesn't have the rights.
Also Whedon didn't ruin Black Widow, she was a fucking bad ass.
the power turned off last night but i woke up on time to get to my therapy appointment, which went really really well, and then i took a huge dump when i got in
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I'm not into the dom thing
feels a little abusey to me. But I haven't ever gotten feedback from the wifey that said "tie me down with silk"
But maybe because the idea of being tied up while a guy with the physique of a hutt hovers over you is less sexy in a controlled way and more of terrified feeling of if he keels over I am dead.
the power turned off last night but i woke up on time to get to my therapy appointment, which went really really well, and then i took a huge dump when i got in
I hope you helped your therapist clean up the mess.
I wouldn't want to be the next person to lay on that couch.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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Yeah, if I got told that, I'd be out the door. I'm a big on consent sort of guy.
i know it's not PC, but i still laugh every time i remember the clerks 2 line "Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth!"
One of the BEST MOVIES EVER!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
it went really well
Y/N to including "Fat Bottomed Girls" on my wedding play list?
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(y, but it's gotta be really late in the evening)
which box do i taaaaaaake
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Gorean or nothing rite
Questions abound:
1. Are you saying this because you just saw it so it's fresh in your mind?
2. Is it actually as good as people say
OR
3. Are people just being ironic and hipster doofusey about this and are making fun of all the people who say it is like one of the best Marvel films ever and what-not?
yes x roughly a million
Indeed.
Ahhhh
And "Yes" is off to a flying start!
Also, way too many traditionally "romantic" songs seem to imply that God has something to do with our relationship.
I do not approve.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
ceremony: n
reception: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Seeing it tonight. Really stoked. Just have to plow through a final to get there.
If there isn't some frisson every time you engage in dom roles, I think it's maybe time for you to stop doing it. Casual comfort, for me at least, would be a sign I've internalized the attitude in a way I'd really rather not.
That is a really photorealistic Deus Ex level!
of all the reactions I expected (none being the assumed one) this is not one.
That... might be going a little too far.
I...
Our two clans are waging war against each other via CAPTURE THE FLAG. What the hell is wrong with you people?!
But, but...you are soul mates! And God put you on the earth to find each other, and he's blessing your marriage!!! If you don't let God bless your marriage, it's going to fail! OH MY GOD THINK OF THE FAMILIES
Right? This is how I usually do things.
Edit: To clarify, I'm referring to self-worhip, not Cass-worship.
Edit edit: I feel like I didn't need to add that ...
Edit Edit Edit: Well that was awkward. These aren't even real edits. I just find myself typing unwillingly, almost stream-of-conciousness style.
Just remember, no matter how much you love it, don't take less than $50.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
1. Yes
2.Yes
3. What the fuck is wrong with you?
It is an excellent movie. Dialogue was great. The fights weren't the shaky cam non-sense. The actors gelled super well. The story was pretty damn good and fit the world perfectly. And parts of me are sad that we won't have other team ups with like Wolverine and Spidey because Marvel Studios doesn't have the rights.
Also Whedon didn't ruin Black Widow, she was a fucking bad ass.
Because that might be awkward, with the horn and the stabbiness and all.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
And yet it is the only appropriate response
the power turned off last night but i woke up on time to get to my therapy appointment, which went really really well, and then i took a huge dump when i got in
feels a little abusey to me. But I haven't ever gotten feedback from the wifey that said "tie me down with silk"
But maybe because the idea of being tied up while a guy with the physique of a hutt hovers over you is less sexy in a controlled way and more of terrified feeling of if he keels over I am dead.
...
I hope you helped your therapist clean up the mess.
I wouldn't want to be the next person to lay on that couch.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.