Master Tvet Slyndar enters the sparsely decorated Council Room and takes his seat. He looks around and sees all of his fellow Masters and Council members sitting in their chairs with their heads bowed. All of them enveloped by the force in obvious meditation.
With everyone finally present in the Council Chambers, Master Dark Helmet lifts his head and clears his throat, "You have all been called back for a very important reason. We have discovered traces of communication from the Jedi Temple to Korriban. The most recent one was last night, and using the information from that transmission, we have found more. Some of them dating back twenty to thirty years. There are Sith in the Jedi Temple and..."
Master Thraellvi'g Gennsan immediately breaks in, "This is highly unlikely, Tvet. We would have felt them. There must be some mistake"
"Agreed" Master Ilin Draconis says as he bows his head thoughtfully.
Master Helmet continues, "I thought so too, until I saw the holorecordings". With the slight wave of his hand a blue transparent image starts playing in the center of the room. It shows an empty archives and the timestamp of the middle of the night the previous day. A hooded figure walks into view, raises its hand and a brief flash of red lightning is seen before the recording terminates.
Master gℓιт¢н, made of mainly cybernetic parts after his horrible accident, responds quickly and robotically, "There were 20 knight-padawan pairings in the Temple yesterday. The rest were on assignment."
Master Long Yu speaks softly, "This is most troubling."
"They must have been desperate to make such a brash showing of their power," Master Marasha Xiloscient concludes, "What was sent in the message last night?"
"The names of seven planets all currently unaligned with the Sith or Jedi," Master Helmet reveals. "Our sensors have picked up hyperspace signals in the direction of all seven planets from Korriban."
"Hyperspace signals can be faked." Master Arron Caballa responds, "but we need to react regardless. The Sith can not be allowed to take control of those planets."
"We need to keep all Jedi not connected to the Temple last night separate from the ones that were here last night" Master Oobedoob Benubi suggests, "It will help us eliminate the traitors from our Knights and Padawans and also reduce any risk of corruption and injury."
Master Ret'brah responds, "Agreed. We can not sit idly by, though, either. We should meditate on our Knights and Padawans and find the Sith ourselves. The Force will not fail us."
Master Helmet concludes, "The Force will not fail us. I believe we all have our own paths to follow. This meeting is adjourned until tomorrow. Watch for any traces of Sith, protect the Jedi, and may the Force guide you in protecting the galaxy."
I have added the following public rules for the Jedi Council and Power Vacuum Rule to the OP:
The Jedi Council
The Jedi Council is immune to the vote and can not be voted for. There will always be 10 members of the Jedi Council. The Jedi Council will be dissolved and vulnerable to the vote when there are 20 or less people alive in the Order.
The "Power Vacuum" Rule
Whenever a Council Member dies, a Knight will replace that Council member as chosen by the Council. The Knight then gains Council member powers and loses any previous knight powers.
Whenever a Knight dies, their padawan will take their place. The Padawan gains Knight powers and loses any previous padawan powers.
SeGaTai Knight Raest
Grunt's Ghosts Padawan Vicus Oman
Shiny New Toys Knight Ado Conrye
Retaba Padawan Ket'Brah
Galactic Status:
Planets:
Jedi Controlled Planets: Coruscant: Seat of Power. Initially under Jedi Control and this power is controlled by and known to the Jedi Council.
Neutral Planets (Full power description will only be given to the Jedi/Sith that get control of the planet.): Alderaan Bothuwai Fondor Hoth Nal Hutta Tatooine
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It's not the Jedi way to lord such things over people, Padawan Lahs. We are merely using our acquired experience to help guide the Order in these troubled times.
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
Star Wars Phalla 1 is the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more can you fuck up a Star Wars phalla? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of an Applebee's, the unfortunate reality of the Star Wars phallas is that they will be around forever. They can never be undone. If you're under the age of like 20 and you say your least favorite phalla was Phalla of Loxley because it was the most boringest one, then I suggest you hide these posts right now, before I carefully explain how much of a fucking goose you are.
So where do I possibly begin? Nothing in Phallance makes any sense at all. It comes off like a phalla written by an eight-year-old. It's like ObiFett wrote it in one draft, like wrapped it up and decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense or was a stupid incoherent mess. I guess who's going to question ObiFett or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. I also think people just assumed that a Star Wars phalla would be an instant hit, I mean how do you screw it up? IT'S LIKE A HOT DOG, YOU BOIL THE WATER, YOU PUT IN THE
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Can low down, dirty sith use pre-existing player names to try and frame people? Ex. Darth Bedlam
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I don't see why not.
This will be my downfall.
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Var Falconer.
You said you could be moved to sign up if we need someone to get to 50. We need you now, nullzone, you are our only hope.
Can I move you to a signup? If I can, PMs will go out shortly and day 0 narration will be posted.
I !sign up.
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Day 1 will end on Monday at 10pm MST/PDT
If you haven't chosen a Jedi name yet (@Malkor), you have until tonight at 10pm MST/PDT to post it in the thread.
Jar Jar Malk.
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I like it
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He didn't do it in blue! Jar Jar Malkor it is!
DAY 0 - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
Master Tvet Slyndar enters the sparsely decorated Council Room and takes his seat. He looks around and sees all of his fellow Masters and Council members sitting in their chairs with their heads bowed. All of them enveloped by the force in obvious meditation.
With everyone finally present in the Council Chambers, Master Dark Helmet lifts his head and clears his throat, "You have all been called back for a very important reason. We have discovered traces of communication from the Jedi Temple to Korriban. The most recent one was last night, and using the information from that transmission, we have found more. Some of them dating back twenty to thirty years. There are Sith in the Jedi Temple and..."
Master Thraellvi'g Gennsan immediately breaks in, "This is highly unlikely, Tvet. We would have felt them. There must be some mistake"
"Agreed" Master Ilin Draconis says as he bows his head thoughtfully.
Master Helmet continues, "I thought so too, until I saw the holorecordings". With the slight wave of his hand a blue transparent image starts playing in the center of the room. It shows an empty archives and the timestamp of the middle of the night the previous day. A hooded figure walks into view, raises its hand and a brief flash of red lightning is seen before the recording terminates.
Master gℓιт¢н, made of mainly cybernetic parts after his horrible accident, responds quickly and robotically, "There were 20 knight-padawan pairings in the Temple yesterday. The rest were on assignment."
Master Long Yu speaks softly, "This is most troubling."
"They must have been desperate to make such a brash showing of their power," Master Marasha Xiloscient
concludes, "What was sent in the message last night?"
"The names of seven planets all currently unaligned with the Sith or Jedi," Master Helmet reveals. "Our sensors have picked up hyperspace signals in the direction of all seven planets from Korriban."
"Hyperspace signals can be faked." Master Arron Caballa responds, "but we need to react regardless. The Sith can not be allowed to take control of those planets."
"We need to keep all Jedi not connected to the Temple last night separate from the ones that were here last night" Master Oobedoob Benubi suggests, "It will help us eliminate the traitors from our Knights and Padawans and also reduce any risk of corruption and injury."
Master Ret'brah responds, "Agreed. We can not sit idly by, though, either. We should meditate on our Knights and Padawans and find the Sith ourselves. The Force will not fail us."
Master Helmet concludes, "The Force will not fail us. I believe we all have our own paths to follow. This meeting is adjourned until tomorrow. Watch for any traces of Sith, protect the Jedi, and may the Force guide you in protecting the galaxy."
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I have added the following public rules for the Jedi Council and Power Vacuum Rule to the OP:
The Jedi Council
The Jedi Council is immune to the vote and can not be voted for. There will always be 10 members of the Jedi Council. The Jedi Council will be dissolved and vulnerable to the vote when there are 20 or less people alive in the Order.
The "Power Vacuum" Rule
Whenever a Council Member dies, a Knight will replace that Council member as chosen by the Council. The Knight then gains Council member powers and loses any previous knight powers.
Whenever a Knight dies, their padawan will take their place. The Padawan gains Knight powers and loses any previous padawan powers.
Updated Player List and positions:
SLyM Master Tvet Slyndar
Kias Master Dark Helmet
Alegis Master Thraellvi'g Gennsan
matev Master Ilin Draconis
warban Master gℓιт¢н
MrBlarney Master Long Yu
Anialos Master Marasha Xiloscient
capfalcon Master Arron Caballa
Smoove Operator Master Oobedoob Benubi
Ketbra Master Ret'brah
Knight/Padawan Pairings
TheRoadVirus Knight Vashta Nerada
Cayrus Padawan Wedge Starkiller
FecklessRogue Knight Finnigan Rysoh
Baidol Padawan Perio Veris
Infidel Knight Vii'let
13lasphemer69 Padawan Travius Starscream
AkimboLegs Knight Kado
Mr. Mojo Risin Padawan Tacitus
That Dave Fella Knight Thafel Fartmaster
kime Padawan Placeholderus
SaberOverEasy Knight Hammer Wilga
jdarksun Padawan Krema Matyr
tzeentchling Knight Pandora Rose
Figgy Padawan Swen Spynar
JABMonkey Knight Ezlee Seyfert
Rawkking Goodguy Padawan Loane Starr
Cythraul Knight Inactivus
Nirya Padawan Captain Lou Albano
I needed a name to post Knight Harry S. Plinkett
Malkor Padawan Peen Rokolu
Assuran Knight Flock
CaptainPlanet82 Padawan Butscratch'A
pablo_price Knight Scoo'taloo
Gaslight Padawan Var Falconer
38thDoe Knight ☺☻♥♣♪♫Ω∞♠♦◘○
Peccavi Padawan Xzibit
Farangu Knight Murtak Nesh
shalmelo Padawan Olem Lahs
The Anonymous Knight Gree M. D'Arrc
Schuss Padawan Badevil Goodslayer
REG Rysk Knight Saphelon De'Armetis
corvidae Padawan corvus corax
mascara305 Knight Niav
Bedlam Padawan Wang Visectamus
MrTLicious Knight Vitju Mavis
vertroue Padawan Damaya Weirn
SeGaTai Knight Raest
Grunt's Ghosts Padawan Vicus Oman
Shiny New Toys Knight Ado Conrye
Retaba Padawan Ket'Brah
Galactic Status:
Planets:
Jedi Controlled Planets:
Coruscant: Seat of Power. Initially under Jedi Control and this power is controlled by and known to the Jedi Council.
Neutral Planets (Full power description will only be given to the Jedi/Sith that get control of the planet.):
Alderaan
Bothuwai
Fondor
Hoth
Nal Hutta
Tatooine
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I chuckled.
To be more clear, you can not vote for a Council Member
Oh, what, you didn't get one?
Confusion will be my epitaph
Oh man. Those guys are going to be insufferable.
Voting immunity does seem pretty O_O. Hopefully the size of the council also decreases with population.
That's the way the world works, man
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So where do I possibly begin? Nothing in Phallance makes any sense at all. It comes off like a phalla written by an eight-year-old. It's like ObiFett wrote it in one draft, like wrapped it up and decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense or was a stupid incoherent mess. I guess who's going to question ObiFett or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. I also think people just assumed that a Star Wars phalla would be an instant hit, I mean how do you screw it up? IT'S LIKE A HOT DOG, YOU BOIL THE WATER, YOU PUT IN THE
Day One: The Grudges
Confusion will be my epitaph
Yeah I'm borderline retarded half the time. :oops: