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ButtlordButtlord FornicusLord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
edited May 2012 in Social Entropy++
king of the hill is a show about this man:

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hank hill, the lone voice of anything resembling sanity and rational thought (though by no means without his own issues) in arlen texas. he sells propane and propane accessories

it is also about his family:

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his wife peggy. fuck peggy. peggy is an arrogant jackass who thinks she is just the best thing since and including sliced bread. she is a substitute spanish teacher who once accidentally kidnapped a mexican child because she couldn't understand what the girl was saying.

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their son bobby! he rules. 90% of the things bobby does are an attempt to be like a comedian he admires, like celery head, or weird al (who blew his brains out in the late 80s after people stopped buying his records)

it is also about their neighbors dale, bill, and jeff boomhauer. boomhauer rules y'all. boomhauer is the best character because he is the only one who ever seems to be aware of how crazy the whole damn thing is. also because in his mind he is the only one who doesn't talk with that crazy speech impediment. also bill is fat and depressed and dale is a conspiracy theorist who doesn't realize that his wife has been cheating on him with john redcorn for over ten years

it's about being a trucker on christmas, having a father who killed fiddy men and lost his shins in wwii, death, and narrow urethras

it is the best show on television and adult swim has just started reairing it from the beginning, two episodes at a time and you should all watch it! and then we can talk about it!

i'll start: the firefighting episode is great for the scene from boomhauer's perspective where he is just calmly requesting that everyone keep it down while hank angrily mutters about "dang ol' tell you what that boy ain't right"

also this op is much better

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i'm going through the show on netflix right now and i forgot about hank going to japan and meeting his brother

    who is exactly like him

    i love when they're drinking their beers

    "yyyyyyep." "hai."

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I loved Brad Pitt as Boomhauer's brother.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Hank's favorite comedian is Ray Jay Johnson

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh hey, this is on Netflix Instant. I might start watching through it all again.

  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    My favorite episode is when Bobby takes the self-defense class.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i'm going through the show on netflix right now and i forgot about hank going to japan and meeting his brother

    who is exactly like him

    i love when they're drinking their beers

    "yyyyyyep." "hai."

    David Carradine as the Japanese brother was the best

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    My favorite episode is when Bobby takes the self-defense class.

    I don't like this show, but I remember that one.

    Kick to the jewels.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    how anybody in their right mind could not like this show is beyond me.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Dammit Tasteticle you beat me to the punch bass-drop

    Also

    I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT'S MY PURSE

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    shi shaw

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i'm so depressed i can't even blink

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    the bottle of turtle wax is what killed me

    of course that's what dale thinks it's used for

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    there's nothing i don't love about king of the hill

    at worst it had a few weak episodes in the last season

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    This is my favourite scene from this show

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gdnfRtgrg


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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Thread lacks pocket sand

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Thread lacks pocket sand

    sixth

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    One of my favorites is when they played paintball against those punks

    "At least one of us got a shot off this time"

    "Sorry Bill"

  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    there's nothing i don't love about king of the hill

    at worst it had a few weak episodes in the last season

    I didn't like any episode where Luanne's boyfriends were featured

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Yeah, I failed to refresh. Pocket sand makes me feel alright.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    there's nothing i don't love about king of the hill

    at worst it had a few weak episodes in the last season

    I didn't like any episode where Luanne's boyfriends were featured

    what about lucky

    he's tom petty

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    one of my favorite little things is the thanksgiving episode where hank is all worried about what the boomhauers will think

    "I'm sorry Dr. Boomhauer!"

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Peggy Hill is down to her last ... pencil

    She has no more ... pencils ... in reserve

    Everything rides on this ... pencil

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I haven't watched this show in ages so I can't remember many specifics.

    But man do I remember enjoying this show.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    this, futurama, south park, and workaholics are pretty much why netflix is the greatest thing ever for stoners

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    the surfer episode with boomhauer and all that was just great

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I love Hank

    and this show was really well done

    it's hard to keep writing a show about stereotypical characters without slipping into hateful parody territory

    and for all his conservative redneck stereotypes, Hank is one HELL of a dude

    I wish everyone could be more like him, he's reasonable as fuck

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    nobody actually likes workaholics. you're just messing with me right?

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    this, futurama, south park, and workaholics are pretty much why netflix is the greatest thing ever for stoners

    70% of a post that I was just about to make.

    "Hmm what to do tonight.... Oh, I have weed... and a netflix machine attached to my TV... and this comfy bed...."

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    edit: nevermind, I got beat like a thousand years ago

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    nobody actually likes workaholics. you're just messing with me right?

    i think it's a southern california thing

    everybody hates it except for people here

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