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alien 3: a pretty interesting movie, even if bad

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Let's just butt out and call it even!

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    The most annoying quote people are the ones who won't shut the fuck up about Princess Bride. It's not that great, christ.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Speaking of avatar (yeah, we were, like, two pages back)

    http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/05/james-cameron-im-in-the-avatar-business-period/

    Sigh.

    No, man, that's cool. The guy has only been making movies to fund his deep-sea diving anyway. He only directed Titanic because he wanted to visit it. This is him saying "I'm out of the movie business all together, because this trilogy is going to get me all the dough I need and I don't really care any more".

    Which shouldn't surprise anyone. Guy's done a whole lot of deep sea diving and not much else the last 16 years.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.

    Blake T on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Isn't he also doing space shit now? Really he could make twilight movies for all I care, dude is actually doing shit with his money.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    yeah something about buying an asteroid or something?

    but yeah he just likes science and wants to do nothing but science forever

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    yeah something about buying an asteroid or something?

    but yeah he just likes science and wants to do nothing but science forever

    He's a major investor in an asteroid mining firm.

    It's some seriously nifty stuff.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Alien Resurrection did have one good quote though.

    "Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?"
    "That's right."
    "Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?"
    "I died."

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    We're in the pipe, five by five.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    yeah something about buying an asteroid or something?

    but yeah he just likes science and wants to do nothing but science forever

    He's a major investor in an asteroid mining firm.

    It's some seriously nifty stuff.

    and thus weyland-yutani was born

    bringing us full circle

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    We're in the pipe, five by five.

    All right, we waste him. No offense.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    yeah something about buying an asteroid or something?

    but yeah he just likes science and wants to do nothing but science forever

    He's a major investor in an asteroid mining firm.

    It's some seriously nifty stuff.

    This made my day when I heard about it. There are a bunch if private corporations taking us into space now and that's when things get on track for space exploitation. The future: it is now.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    yeah something about buying an asteroid or something?

    but yeah he just likes science and wants to do nothing but science forever

    He's a major investor in an asteroid mining firm.

    It's some seriously nifty stuff.

    This made my day when I heard about it. There are a bunch if private corporations taking us into space now and that's when things get on track for space exploitation. The future: it is now.

    Yup!

    Saw the stupidest article on Yahoo about it. Dumb opinion colonist didn't know the first thing about space, and assumed that Newt's moonbase plan was better.

    It even had mining for platinum mocked because "Platinum is for jewelry" ignoring, you know, the billions spent on it for industrial work.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    The most annoying quote people are the ones who won't shut the fuck up about Princess Bride. It's not that great, christ.
    Everybody better stop quoting Princess Bride, I mean it!

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

    she owns a bra store now.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    The most annoying quote people are the ones who won't shut the fuck up about Princess Bride. It's not that great, christ.
    Everybody better stop quoting Princess Bride, I mean it!

    Anybody want a peanut?

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

    Hiiyoo! Wait, what?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

    she owns a bra store now.

    ...why do you know that

    you know what, nevermind

    Shorty on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

    wait

    are you saying you know fuckall about tef's posting, as well?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

    she owns a bra store now.

    ...why do you know that

    you know what, nevermind

    someone messaged me "hey you remember the tough chick from aliens?"
    "Yeah kinda"
    "Check it out, she owns a bra store for women with largest then average bust sizes"
    "Oh, okay"

    and she does, got out of acting and stuff.

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    well,
    Tef only started posting again recently ;p

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

    she owns a bra store now.

    ...why do you know that

    you know what, nevermind

    someone messaged me "hey you remember the tough chick from aliens?"
    "Yeah kinda"
    "Check it out, she owns a bra store for women with largest then average bust sizes"
    "Oh, okay"

    and she does, got out of acting and stuff.

    that is so mundane that it goes back around to bizarre

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

    she owns a bra store now.

    ...why do you know that

    you know what, nevermind

    someone messaged me "hey you remember the tough chick from aliens?"
    "Yeah kinda"
    "Check it out, she owns a bra store for women with largest then average bust sizes"
    "Oh, okay"

    and she does, got out of acting and stuff.

    Good for her!

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

    wait

    are you saying you know fuckall about tef's posting, as well?

    look i'm busy watchin kamen rider

    i ain't got time to make sense

    i'm almost caught up on the current series!

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

    wait

    are you saying you know fuckall about tef's posting, as well?

    look i'm busy watchin kamen rider

    i ain't got time to make sense

    i'm almost caught up on the current series!

    You should've just gone with, so's your face.

    Or, you're a jungle theme.

    You know, something classic.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    aliens is probably the most quoted/referenced movie ever

    i cannot name a single line from aliens

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Game over man.

    Does anyone ever mistake you for a man?

    No, it's "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" because it has the awesome comeback "no. Have you?"

    I used to have a friend who wanted to nail that lady

    and then I showed him what she looked like in Terminator 2

    she owns a bra store now.

    ...why do you know that

    you know what, nevermind

    someone messaged me "hey you remember the tough chick from aliens?"
    "Yeah kinda"
    "Check it out, she owns a bra store for women with largest then average bust sizes"
    "Oh, okay"

    and she does, got out of acting and stuff.

    that is so mundane that it goes back around to bizarre

    story of my life.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Actually you should have gone with that's not what your mum said last night.

    As since tef's mother is foreign, it would have worked perfectly.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

    wait

    are you saying you know fuckall about tef's posting, as well?

    look i'm busy watchin kamen rider

    i ain't got time to make sense

    i'm almost caught up on the current series!

    You should've just gone with, so's your face.

    Or, you're a jungle theme.

    You know, something classic.

    i don't get the second one

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It's from night at the Roxbury.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Buttlord: He don't know fuckall 'bout the Alien series

    much like your posting

    wait

    are you saying you know fuckall about tef's posting, as well?

    look i'm busy watchin kamen rider

    i ain't got time to make sense

    i'm almost caught up on the current series!

    You should've just gone with, so's your face.

    Or, you're a jungle theme.

    You know, something classic.

    i don't get the second one

    Damnit, buttlord

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I am demoting you down to my buttserf.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Just so we are clear.

    This is not a compression of the 90's band name.

    You are not in a band.

    You are a serf.
    Of butts.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hey hey hey whoa this title is hereditary

    you can't demote me

    doesn't work that way

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    This is a coup.

    Chicken chicken chicken.

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