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Forget owls, this is about ducks now.

MeldingMelding Registered User regular
edited May 2012 in Social Entropy++
Ducks are rad. Let's talk about ducks.

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This is a duck. Discuss.

From the its call i can comfortably say it is a great horned howl.

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How should i deal with this guy?

He's being loud and inconsiderate.

The good news is that means the northern saw-whet owl that some times nests around here might come back, which is good, because they're adorable.

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So yeah, help deal with this owl problem, or let's talk about owls or something.

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Melding on
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    you should invite him in for a cup of tea

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Holy shit that owl is adorable

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    oh fuck, owls

    4484-7718-8470
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Dear Melding,

    We're pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    the owls are not what they seem

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    It's me
    I'm outside hooting
    Please let me in

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Dear Melding,

    We're pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

    And here i have been wasting my time at Danzig Warlock Trade School

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I once heard a noise once.

    Sounded like an owl.

    Was actually lady having sex.

    I told my friends as a joke but they didn't believe me.

    Then, another day they came round for drinks. Midway through I told everyone to shut up.

    And you could hear the owl lady doing her owl moaning.

    They were quiet for a long time just listening.

    Made it creepy man.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    It's me
    I'm outside hooting
    Please let me in

    Man, i got a doorbell. Use that shit.
    Blake T wrote: »
    I once heard a noise once.

    Sounded like an owl.

    Was actually lady having sex.

    I told my friends as a joke but they didn't believe me.

    Then, another day they came round for drinks. Midway through I told everyone to shut up.

    And you could hear the owl lady doing her owl moaning.

    They were quiet for a long time just listening.

    Made it creepy man.

    That's a very uncomfortable story.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    4484-7718-8470
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    oh man oh man

    there were hostess ding dongs in the fridge

    oh man

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    sometimes owls creep me the hell out

    sometimes not

    it seems random

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    sometimes owls creep me the hell out

    sometimes not

    it seems random

    they freak me out when it's a god damn barn owl.

    Like the wailing of a banshee it is.

    the fact a relative died the last time i ran into one only makes them worse.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The moral of the story is two fold.

    If you sound like an animal while having sex and I hear you.

    I will tell everyone.

    The second point is. A group of people listening to someone have sex is weird.

    I proved my point. I didn't need to listen to her barnyard noises anymore.

    They did.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    sometimes owls creep me the hell out

    The owl in Ocarina of Time always creeped me out a little bit

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    oh fuck, now the wind changed my window sounds like a ghost.

    Damn it all.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    oh fuck, now the wind changed my window sounds like a ghost.

    Damn it all.

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    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    The rake?

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Owls are pretty awesome.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Aren't you a certified monster hunter, Melding?
    An owl ain't no thing
    If it was a swan or a pack of geese then you should be worried

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    look

    if it's a dire owl or dire swan, melding can handle it

    but a regular owl or regular swan?

    fuck no

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    a fruitbat got trapped in the stairwell the other day and we had to throw a towel over it and take it outside

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    My girlfriend has a good friend that is TERRIFIED of owls.

    Any and all representations of the creature make her extremely uncomfortable. I teased her about it once or twice but she got so upset about it I had to stop. It was unfathomable to me that some one could be legitimately terrified of owls, but it quickly became clear that such was the case.

    It is the weirdest thing.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    Aren't you a certified monster hunter, Melding?
    An owl ain't no thing
    If it was a swan or a pack of geese then you should be worried

    owls aren't monsters. I'm at a loss here.

    Now an Owlbear, i'm on that. but normal horned owl? i could die

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    chill out dude

    an owl has like one hit point and doesn't even know that many spells

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    but what if it's a swarm of angry owls

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Alright, day birds are making noise.

    This means the owl has returned to its dread realm, not to bother me for at least 16 hours.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Owls don't really swarm.

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    swarmer owls only live in one of those tiny south american countries

    so you're probably safe

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    You beseech that owl, for wisdom

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    yeah great horned owls aren't known for travelling in packs.

    Devouring the souls of children? yeah all the time, but they work alone.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    BRISBY?

    MRS JONATHAN BRISBY?!

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    Goatmon on
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    the owls are not what they seem

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I guess this comic is about owls, so I am going to post it.
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    Also it is awesome.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I never heard owls where I grew up

    but when I started driving, I learned that sometimes they'll fly right in front of your car, late at night, scaring the shit out of you

    also, bats

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I fucking love owls you guys

    My next tattoo is going to be of owls

    I also have a collection of owl-related art

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Here is an owl by the late Maurice Sendak

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    See owls aren't always scary
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    Except when they are

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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