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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I love owls

    But I love Bearded Vultures more

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    Sweet merciful crap, are you sure their correct name isn't Murder Birds?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    are those the ones that drop bones on rocks to get at the marrow?

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
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    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    God that lookouts was goddamn beautiful .

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
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    That looks like some kind of future velociraptor, evolved to the point of using guns and wearing SWAT armor.

    Or like something that should be the bad guy in the next Riddick movie.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
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    That looks like some kind of future velociraptor, evolved to the point of using guns and wearing SWAT armor.

    Or like something that should be the bad guy in the next Riddick movie.

    literally covered in the blood of its foe

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    those guys look like they belong in an scene band.

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    Ro ro rotate your owl

    I love it how extremely human like their facial expressions look. Angry, surprised, scared, bored, annoyed. They've got it all.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    no such thing as a happy owl.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Owls are pretty cool

    but they are also very annoying at times

    when they won't shut the fuck up

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    you need to take the fight to the owl

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I have one of those little USB owls that sits on top of your laptop and tilts its head and junk

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    That looks like some kind of future velociraptor, evolved to the point of using guns and wearing SWAT armor.

    man, now I'm sad about jurassic park 4 all over again

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I went looking for it in day light, it is a clever beast. i'm thinking if i hear it tonight i'm going to use the technology available to me to track it down.

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    no such thing as a happy owl.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Mayday wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    no such thing as a happy owl.

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    that owl is laughing at the misfortune of a child, after having clawed their eyes owl...out.. damn it!

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    That owls

    uh

    owns

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    well, evil is popular these days.

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    UrscaUrsca Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I love owls

    But I love Bearded Vultures more

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    kqvvv.jpg

    BanDO.jpg

    Sweet merciful crap, are you sure their correct name isn't Murder Birds?
    They're also called Ossifrages, aka Bone-breakers because they live on a diet of 90% bone marrow.
    Yeah.

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
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    Hey, Melding. Stay safe. Those fuckers mean business

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    outside of the subliminal next that image is in the op.

    but yeah, there's a reason i sleep with the windows closed when owls are around. it ain't because of the sound.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    A bunch of barn owls live in the trees near my apartment. They can get really loud some nights, especially in the summer.

    I don't mind though, they're cool animals.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    fuck barn owls.

    unless you got a lot of field mice and they're helping control the pest population.

    Then, begrudgingly accept barn owns.

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    outside of the subliminal next that image is in the op.

    but yeah, there's a reason i sleep with the windows closed when owls are around. it ain't because of the sound.

    Ah, shit, my mistake. I missed it thinking it was just part of your sig and not owl related.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    what does it say? Your something something pain.

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    UrscaUrsca Registered User regular
    I was sitting in the car once, just parked outside a pub and a barn owl flew straight into the windscreen.
    Picked itself up, had a shake and and took off again.

    Scared the bejesus out of me.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Dang, I was hoping that there was a compilation of Cedric's lines from King's Quest V on youtube.

    Because he is probably the worst owl I can think of.

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    what does it say? Your something something pain.

    It says "your screaming automatic pain", lyrics by the jesus and mary chain. The artist must be a fan.

    The words are really only visible when you look at it from an angle, tho.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    MickeyDMickeyD I'm someplace where I don't know where I am.Registered User regular
    Clearly your only option is to join with the owls.

    First you must offer rodents and other small animals to placate the Owl's ancient wrath.
    When you have calmed the mighty beast you must present it with a riddle that it cannot solve (Everybody knows Owl's think themselves wise, he won't be able to resist your charms after this.)

    It will seek to learn your knowledge that it may better itself, and you will have found yourself a loyal companion for many years to come, learning and growing together for the betterment of all man/owl relationships for all of time.

    After many years during which you will grow content, you will find a retreat, deep in the woods, where you and your owl can rest after finally determining life's secrets and mysteries.

    Then kick it or something, dude, its an owl.



    If that doesn't work.............batman?

    You WILL need your hand to angle it in properly, especially the first time.

    ^ A piece of advice I wish i'd gotten.
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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    least tern struggling with meal
    (photos by jim gilbert)

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    it's the pelicans you have to watch out for

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Owls will eat your teeth right out of your head

    and fly away, they don't even care

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Ahahaa I can't stop laughing

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    the noises those pelicans make while they eat the chicks

    they're almost smug

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    it's a shame it's not a horse outside instead.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I actually screamed a little watching that pelican video.

    And it's not just one pelican, it's a whole group of them just picking out food like they're alien overlords or something.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    that was only a snippet but I managed to find more of the segment here

    featured: a pelican nipping at a gannet chick and then the chick turns around and is all "hey, what the hell" and the pelican backs off and tries to act casual

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