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Forget owls, this is about ducks now.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    here is a pelican eating a pigeon

    this could also belong in the scary thread

    pelicans could at least kill their prey first instead of swallowing them alive

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eTzYEUW_0g

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Why would you want a living being in your stomach?!

    I mean, it can't taste good, and he's obviously not starving
    He just suddenly decides "Hey pigeon, I want you in my belly"
    What the hell

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    birds are weird man.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    boo

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    you can't even go to so much pun.com it doesn't work

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Friend of mine got attacked by a pelican when we were at the beach. Fucking hilarious.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Geese are also apparently gigantic assholes

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    geese are probably the worst animal

    they are total fuckers, they are loud, they are ugly, they are smelly

    and they are everywhere

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Geese are also apparently gigantic assholes

    Geese do not give a fuck.

    They'll walk in front of your car, 'cause they know you ain't gonna do shit.

    Oh they'll take their time crossing the road, too, struttin' about like they own the place.

    Huntera on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    My friend told me a story about a time he was walking home and there was a flock of geese up ahead, and they sort of herded him off the sidewalk against a building and just trapped him there honking for 10 minutes before leaving

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    geese run in gangs, yes

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Meanwhile, a swan snuck into his house and stole the passcodes off his hard drive

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    a swarm of angry geese

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Geese are the most aggressive, nasty fuckers I've seen in the bird world. You could make an argument that some raptors are more dangerous, but pound-for-pound, geese are way more hostile. I'm within walking distance of many large bird types including geese, and they will step to you if they think you're a target.

    If you show fear, they'll come at you just for the fuck of it, then high five their buddies when you end up fleeing from the hellswarm hot on your heels.

    Also, as far as noise goes, be glad those owls aren't peacocks. They sound like someone's strangling them and you can hear their calls clearly and loudly for a kilom or two. If enough of them are making a racket, I guarantee you won't be sleeping that night.

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    worksintheoryworksintheory Registered User regular
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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Oh how could I forget these horrible creatures

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcZYzMB4O8E&feature=related

    Freakin' Ibises

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    Owls are crow vampires.
    They sleep all day and come out at night to snatch crows unawares.

    About a month ago I saw an owl hanging out outside my window in the middle of the day just chillin, but thats not the interesting part. The interesting part is two crows were situated at a safe distance around it expressing their dislike, and then one of them got an idea.

    This crow straight snapped off a small branch and flew up to the branch above the owl, and then attempted to attack the owl by snapping off a part of the branch and dropping it on the owl. Crow tried it a few times without success but the point is crows are suprisingly crafty when it comes to driving birds of prey from the neighborhood. Very aware of bird law.

    I mean unless they just form a murder and mob the bird, which they do sometimes. But that takes some savvy too.

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcvbgq2SSyc


    The american crow should have been our national bird. What the fuck does an eagle do thats so great? Oooh it's big and can fish real well, whatever.

    Take away it's perfect little habitat and the damn things just suck and die, fucking try a little eagles!

    Samir Duran Duran on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Freakin' Ibises

    Sacred Ibis are fuckin disgusting garbage birds

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
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    It is not fair how hard I laughed at this.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcvbgq2SSyc


    The american crow should have been our national bird. What the fuck does an eagle do thats so great? Oooh it's big and can fish real well, whatever.

    Take away it's perfect little habitat and the damn things just suck and die, fucking try a little eagles!

    Apparently they're really good at crying whenever there is a national tragedy.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcvbgq2SSyc


    The american crow should have been our national bird. What the fuck does an eagle do thats so great? Oooh it's big and can fish real well, whatever.

    Take away it's perfect little habitat and the damn things just suck and die, fucking try a little eagles!

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    The american crow should have been our national bird. What the fuck does an eagle do thats so great? Oooh it's big and can fish real well, whatever.

    Take away it's perfect little habitat and the damn things just suck and die, fucking try a little eagles!

    crows are smart

    they aren't really representative of america

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    What bird is scared of black people and health care?

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    so is @melding 's owl back or what

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Melding, whatever you do, don't ask the Goblin King to take away an annoying sibling.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    Melding, whatever you do, don't ask the Goblin King to take away an annoying sibling.

    Why? it worked once before.

    I will be the youngest forever!
    so is @melding 's owl back or what

    Nothing yet. but it didn't show up until like 3:30 last night. so its got like 2 hours to show.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    The american crow should have been our national bird. What the fuck does an eagle do thats so great? Oooh it's big and can fish real well, whatever.

    Take away it's perfect little habitat and the damn things just suck and die, fucking try a little eagles!

    crows are smart

    they aren't really representative of america

    we should go back to Benjamin Franklin's idea

    because we are turkeys over here

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    What bird is scared of black people and health care?

    snow birds

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i'm not gonna stay up that late : (

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i'm going to potentially miss out on owl sighting live blogging!!!

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    do you know whats better than owls

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    BATH

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    we got bats here too, they're just less annoying.

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
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    Mad King GeorgeMad King George Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    The Tawny Frogmouth is the best bird.

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