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Forget owls, this is about ducks now.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    looks like my awesome might scared away the owl. in your face owls!

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Swarms of geese just poop all over campus.

    STOP RUINING THE GRASS FOR US, YOU FLYING PENISES

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
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    when these show up on your doorstep, you should feel ashamed.

    pooka on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    If I could choose one animal to remove from the world, and face no environmental problems, it would be geese.

    I fucking hate geese with all my being.

    They are mean, nasty, savage birds. And have absolutely no redeeming qualities what so ever

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    swans are meaner. they just don't go on land as much due to an ancient curse.

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    If I could choose one animal to remove from the world, and face no environmental problems, it would be geese.

    I fucking hate geese with all my being.

    They are mean, nasty, savage birds. And have absolutely no redeeming qualities what so ever

    I would remove the duck billed platypus, because it demands its own asterisk in every textbook on zoology in the world.

    Thanks a lot, platypus.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I will fight any fucking goose or swan that wants to come at me. Fuck 'em all.

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
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    Just kidding I couldn't stay mad at you.

    (This is on topic because it has a bill)

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    What bird is scared of black people and health care?

    Jim Crow?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    If I could choose one animal to remove from the world, and face no environmental problems, it would be geese.

    I fucking hate geese with all my being.

    They are mean, nasty, savage birds. And have absolutely no redeeming qualities what so ever

    Egyptian Geese are pretty cool, though.

    They're very pretty, and the moms are basically drill sergeants.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBMRWJfOytQ&feature=relmfu

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Freakin' Ibises

    Sacred Ibis are fuckin disgusting garbage birds

    Too right. You can't walk 5 feet in Southbank without seeing those pests.
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    Close enough.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I like Ibises...

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i am trying to decide if ibises are worse than noisy mynahs

    i think they probably are

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I like Ibises...

    "on rye bread"

    That was the end of your sentence, right

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    do you know whats better than owls

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    BATH

    move to brisbane

    in the summer you see hundreds of fruitbats flying over the river and crawling around in every tree in the neighbourhood

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I like Ibises...

    "on rye bread"

    That was the end of your sentence, right

    N-no...

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    For realsies though why do you like them?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I think they're interesting looking, they remind me of Egyptian mythology, and I've never been pestered by them before.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Gatsby likes everything. hey mikey.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Oh, ok










    Dead to me

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    I don't know shit about ibises

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Swarms of geese just poop all over campus.

    STOP RUINING THE GRASS FOR US, YOU FLYING PENISES

    they do this at my school but they mostly stick to this big fountain we've got

    speaking of waterbirds

    ducks are fucking awesome

    they are my favorite animal

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Gatsby likes everything. hey mikey.

    Pretty much.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    There are ducks in the park close to my home, they are great. And they've had a whole bunch of adorable baby ducks recently too!

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    You never expect to see ducks in a non-aquatic setting.

    But sometimes I see them walking around the part of town with rows of cramped, tiny shops and two porno shops to a street and whatnot.

    Just waddling around outside the Walgreens.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the fountain at my school has a special ramp installed so ducklings can get in and out

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Owls are awesome. I live near a wood so quite often hear them at night. Now I think about it, I have no idea what type of owl they might be. This is England so some boring kind no doubt. Definitely nothing with horns.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    the fountain at my school has a special ramp installed so ducklings can get in and out

    that

    is

    ADORABLE

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    the fountain at my school has a special ramp installed so ducklings can get in and out

    do you have pictures

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Man, ducks are rad. let's talk about ducks instead of this stupid owl.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    ducks are incredible

    sometimes I like to just go down to the river and look at the ducks

    once I saw a gay duck couple looking after a bunch of clearly adopted ducklings

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    owls are literally the coolest fucking bird

    theyre always with the 'oh no, ill wait' posture

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    ducks are cooler.

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    cool duck

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    fuck a duck

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    stole my post

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    when it comes to ducks I gotta go with the classic mallard

    they've got such a pleasant, refined dignity to them

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY

    you think this shit would ever happen to an owl? owls fucking know better.

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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    do you know whats better than owls

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    BATH

    move to brisbane

    in the summer you see hundreds of fruitbats flying over the river and crawling around in every tree in the neighbourhood

    Shit move to Austin and see thousands fucking flying out of a bridge at once every night.

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    Whyther on
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    There's a duck pond a couple blocks from me, and there are a bunch of ducklings there now. And a couple goose families, with teenage geese.

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