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Forget owls, this is about ducks now.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    the fountain at my school has a special ramp installed so ducklings can get in and out

    do you have pictures

    no but I'll head out there tomorrow and get some

    hopefully there will actually be ducklings

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    when it comes to ducks I gotta go with the classic mallard

    they've got such a pleasant, refined dignity to them

    yeah, I like them a lot more than the white/orange domesticated duck

    but don't get me wrong, that's a fine animal as well

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    There's a duck pond a couple blocks from me, and there are a bunch of ducklings there now. And a couple goose families, with teenage geese.

    oh. my. god.

    Just when you thought geese couldn't get any more awful...teenage geese

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I miss the two ducks I raised. While they were babies they lived in my room, took showers with me, and followed me everywhere. Best pets.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Did you live in Friends?

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    No, a farm. Same dif.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Ok yeah that makes sense too

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Man, I live ducks. They're the chilled out cousins of geese. All quackin' and junk. Did you know a duck's quack doesn't echo?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Man, I live ducks. They're the chilled out cousins of geese. All quackin' and junk. Did you know a duck's quack doesn't echo?

    yes, it does

    they're just hard to hear

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Awww

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    If I could choose one animal to remove from the world, and face no environmental problems, it would be geese.

    I fucking hate geese with all my being.

    They are mean, nasty, savage birds. And have absolutely no redeeming qualities what so ever

    Mosquitoes

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    mosquitoes don't bug me

    not since I learned that if you just let them feed and take off the bite basically doesn't itch at all

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    My dad caught West Nile Virus something fierce a few years ago and had to stay in the hospital for several days.

    Mozzies is the worsties. Especially when there is one flying around your room at night when you are trying to sleep.

    Also, malaria.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    malaria's not really a problem here

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Its the dysentery and deceptive rivers you have to watch out for.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that's another show I wasn't allowed to watch when I was a kid

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    the fountain at my school has a special ramp installed so ducklings can get in and out

    do you have pictures

    no but I'll head out there tomorrow and get some

    hopefully there will actually be ducklings

    that would be great, thank you

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    malaria's not really a problem here

    um

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Ducks are pretty cool.

    And while its well documented that I hate geese and that they are the spawn of satan himself in avain form, I have seen a few geese families with little gosslings running around and its just so dwaaa!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Didnt Zeus take the form of a goose to rape a girl?

    I mean thats probably true for just about every animal. Fucking Zeus.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »

    Ah, how could I forget.

    Every second of this intro is pure, undistilled 90s. Every one.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Didnt Zeus [anything] to rape a girl?

    Fucking Zeus.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I mean, yeah mosquito are pretty much the worst but if I wasn't being all self righteous I'd say pink and grey galahs. Those noisy little fuckers

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    children are the worst

    noisy, smelly, and they make everything sticky

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    There's a duck pond outside of my apartment. Only male ducks (2 or 3 at a time) visit it, and 3 geese. Don't know what to make of that. I like to think we have a gay duck pond.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    When I went to the calgary zoo there were a couple of really big fruit bats hanging around

    then one opened up his wings and just started licking away at his erection

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    it doesn't do to let your erection get dirty

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Psyduck

    The best pokemon

    Dex Dynamo on
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    only duck worth noting

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    oh hey duck talk

    There are some ducks that hang out around my campus and whenever I see them chillin' somewhere I have to stop for a few minutes and watch them because they are hilarious. I will take pictures if I see em today.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    When I was at universal studios I saw hell of ducklings. They were awesome and I want a duck.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    The line for that ride looks horrendous.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    that's not very amusing, maybe it's better in motion

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    LAY EGG IS TRUE!!!

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Ducks commit a lot of rape. At least a third of all sex between ducks is forced. This has lead to female ducks evolving curled tunnel-like vaginas and male ducks counter-evolving spiraling penises so they can keep raping. Ducks are fucked up mutant rapists that can fly.

    Also ducks have no thumbs.

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