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Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

So It Goes

aw congrats!

Thomamelas

Congrats!

Tamin

Awesome.

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Quid

Congratulations!

Mazzyx

Congrats!

Caveman Paws

Oh wow Congratulations!

DasUberEdward

Whoo! Congratulations you two. That's a cause for fanfare.

ronya

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Hi I'm Vee!

yessssssssssssss

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Congratumacations, Cass and Choco!

Variable

best wishes cass

Kagera

Gassy yay!

This is what iPhone autocorrected my yaaaay as.

Form of Monkey!

You go girl

simonwolf

Kagera wrote: »

Gassy yay!

This is what iPhone autocorrected my yaaaay as.

cheers, cheers, they're good for your heart,

Kagera

Nevermind this is a joyous chat I refuse to ruin it with the 70s

Tamin

Going to repost this in the official chat.

Whenever I think of gameshows, I think of this old comic I read when I was, uh, young. 10? 11?

I want to say it was related to the Martian Manhunter; but it might have been about a Martian instead? Anyway, gameshows were rigged, and quite deadly.

They put a contestant in the booth, and when she failed to get the question right, they exploded her head.

And there was a rich kid (under 16) surrounded by a harem.

Not very sure how the Martian came into all this; I don't recall him ending the rigging or anything. He seemed really lost and confused. Possibly amnesia of some sort.

Is this ringing any bells? Anyone know what I might be remembering?

Winky

congrats!

Pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxb-kzvFZU

TehSloth

Congratulations!

Disco Terrier

Yay! congrats guys!

Winky

And to celebrate:

Here is apparently an excerpt from the student handbook at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University:

6 Reprimands + $25.00 Fine
Attendance at a dance
Entering entryway of opposite sex on campus or allowing the same
Possession and/or use of tobacco

12 Reprimands + $50.00 Fine
Entering the residence hallway of the opposite sex or allowing the same
Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus residence

30 Reprimands + $500.00 Fine + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room

Also this brilliant tidbit:

Respect While Dating/Social Behavior
All students are asked to display mature Christian behavior in social interaction. Proper respect must be shown to all individuals at all times. Harassment of any type will not be tolerated. Handholding is the only appropriate form of personal contact. Improper personal contact or other forms of public display are considered in poor taste. After dusk, students should not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in any unlighted area such as the ball fields, parking lots, parked cars, ravine or other wooded areas, etc. This is considered improper social behavior.

Restricted Areas on Campus
A student may not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in the academic classrooms or offices. Students may not enter the residence halls of the opposite sex. After dusk, a student may not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in any unlighted area, such as the ball fields, the ravine, parking lots, parked cars, etc.

I fucking love that it is specifically any unlighted area.

No one is going to fuck with the lights off at this school.

EDIT: link

MyDcmbr

Congrats!

Eddy

I actually really like Sam Rockwell as an actor...

South host

Congrats!

Caveman Paws

More Congrats!

Elldren

Winky wrote: »

And to celebrate:

Here is apparently an excerpt from the student handbook at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University:

6 Reprimands + $25.00 Fine
Attendance at a dance
Entering entryway of opposite sex on campus or allowing the same
Possession and/or use of tobacco

12 Reprimands + $50.00 Fine
Entering the residence hallway of the opposite sex or allowing the same
Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus residence

30 Reprimands + $500.00 Fine + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room

Also this brilliant tidbit:

Respect While Dating/Social Behavior
All students are asked to display mature Christian behavior in social interaction. Proper respect must be shown to all individuals at all times. Harassment of any type will not be tolerated. Handholding is the only appropriate form of personal contact. Improper personal contact or other forms of public display are considered in poor taste. After dusk, students should not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in any unlighted area such as the ball fields, parking lots, parked cars, ravine or other wooded areas, etc. This is considered improper social behavior.

Restricted Areas on Campus
A student may not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in the academic classrooms or offices. Students may not enter the residence halls of the opposite sex. After dusk, a student may not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in any unlighted area, such as the ball fields, the ravine, parking lots, parked cars, etc.

I fucking love that it is specifically any unlighted area.

No one is going to fuck with the lights off at this school.

EDIT: link

But with the same sex is fine, right?

simonwolf

Eddy wrote: »

I actually really like Sam Rockwell as an actor...

He did a really good job in Moon.

wandering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wzz4BvFQSI

Winky

Okay I love this

30 Reprimands + $500.00 Fine + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.

Abortion
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two (2) semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three (3) Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other satanic or demonic activity
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus)
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons

Yes, spending the night with a person of the opposite sex and witchcraft are equivalent to sexual assault.

Jacobkosh

Eddy wrote: »

I actually really like Sam Rockwell as an actor...

Who doesn't? I think he is pretty universally well-regarded.

Eddy

simonwolf wrote: »

Eddy wrote: »

I actually really like Sam Rockwell as an actor...

He did a really good job in Moon.

That's what I'm watching right now!!! It's interesting. I mean he is sort of typecast as the whole "darkly neurotic" thing but still

simonwolf

Elldren wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

And to celebrate:

Here is apparently an excerpt from the student handbook at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University:

6 Reprimands + $25.00 Fine
Attendance at a dance
Entering entryway of opposite sex on campus or allowing the same
Possession and/or use of tobacco

12 Reprimands + $50.00 Fine
Entering the residence hallway of the opposite sex or allowing the same
Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus residence

30 Reprimands + $500.00 Fine + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room

Also this brilliant tidbit:

Respect While Dating/Social Behavior
All students are asked to display mature Christian behavior in social interaction. Proper respect must be shown to all individuals at all times. Harassment of any type will not be tolerated. Handholding is the only appropriate form of personal contact. Improper personal contact or other forms of public display are considered in poor taste. After dusk, students should not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in any unlighted area such as the ball fields, parking lots, parked cars, ravine or other wooded areas, etc. This is considered improper social behavior.

Restricted Areas on Campus
A student may not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in the academic classrooms or offices. Students may not enter the residence halls of the opposite sex. After dusk, a student may not be alone with an individual of the opposite sex in any unlighted area, such as the ball fields, the ravine, parking lots, parked cars, etc.

I fucking love that it is specifically any unlighted area.

No one is going to fuck with the lights off at this school.

EDIT: link

But with the same sex is fine, right?

Nothing suss about two men alone in an unlighted area.

wandering

I have a cousin who went to Liberty University.

Evil Multifarious

WHOA WHAT ENGAGED

amazing

Caveman Paws

wandering wrote: »

I have a cousin who went to Liberty University.

I went to the school of hard knocks in Liberty City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0-z0RtvGg&feature=fvst

South host

Winky wrote: »

Okay I love this

30 Reprimands + $500.00 Fine + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.

Abortion
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two (2) semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three (3) Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other satanic or demonic activity
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus)
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons

Yes, spending the night with a person of the opposite sex and witchcraft are equivalent to sexual assault.

Well, the sexual assault does have a 2 semester expulsion, so that totally makes it a proportional punishment.

ronya

@Mazzyx Malaysia has substantial trade with Israel despite no diplomatic recognition; goods simply travel via Thailand and Singapore, and Singapore constitutes Malaya's historic port anyway so that's not a big change. In the meanwhile local politicians get to raise sound and fury over Palestine. There are no plausible geopolitical concerns regarding regional stability vis a vis Israel. Yet clearly trade links don't necessarily impair the ability of domestic politics to harp on foreign relations.

It's straightforward "so, about this corruption... LOOK! JEWS!" Whether anything is actually done regarding relations with foreigners and Israel is another matter altogether, it's just there to place a permanent conservative-leaning pressure on domestic politics for as long as Palestine resonates.

Casual Eddy

Does this mean I can fuck all the dudes I want at liberty university?

Kagera

How hetero normative!

simonwolf

Eddy wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

Eddy wrote: »

I actually really like Sam Rockwell as an actor...

He did a really good job in Moon.

That's what I'm watching right now!!! It's interesting. I mean he is sort of typecast as the whole "darkly neurotic" thing but still

It's a good movie, in my opinion! But I've been wrong about these kinds of things.

Casual Eddy

And congratulations

I wanna see engagement photos !!