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Tenacious D Presents: RIZE OF THE FENIX
Grey Ghost
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Once Upon A Time, there existed a BAND
And this band was hailed as THE GREATEST MUSICAL UNDERTAKING IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ&ob=av2e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0
AND THE PEOPLE DID ROCK
But then this band made a movie, and while it had some funny parts and some really kickin' cameos (MEAT LOAF) creatively it was a bit of a mess and THE PEOPLE CAST THEM OUT, TO WANDER THE WASTES and though a few Sons of D kept the faith, the world declared them dead and moved on
BUT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nai7w1frB1E&ob=av2e
LIKE THE MYTHICAL BIRD OF OLD, THE D HAS RETURNED WITH A NEW ALBUM the cover of which I can't really post because it's straight up a dick and balls but it's called RIZE OF THE FENIX and it just downloaded itself TO MY IPOD
NOW GO, MY SON
AND ROCK
And this band was hailed as THE GREATEST MUSICAL UNDERTAKING IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ&ob=av2ehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0AND THE PEOPLE DID ROCK
But then this band made a movie, and while it had some funny parts and some really kickin' cameos (MEAT LOAF) creatively it was a bit of a mess and THE PEOPLE CAST THEM OUT, TO WANDER THE WASTES and though a few Sons of D kept the faith, the world declared them dead and moved on
BUT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nai7w1frB1E&ob=av2eLIKE THE MYTHICAL BIRD OF OLD, THE D HAS RETURNED WITH A NEW ALBUM the cover of which I can't really post because it's straight up a dick and balls but it's called RIZE OF THE FENIX and it just downloaded itself TO MY IPOD
NOW GO, MY SON
AND ROCK
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
i needed more D
I wish the album had been that great though
All in all it's still been a good day, as Garbage released a new album, and it's great
Steam
And... Tenacious D concert tickets are looking me in the face. July 6!
It's named after a quote from some sports commentator, referring to defense
but yes
gonna listen to this and play the shit out of d3 tonight
This is actually new information to me
I'm sorry dear, but my first and only love is the sea
Liking the periodic changes in tone and the snappy 80's style chorus.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
that's true
couldn't split up tango and cash
that's also true
Beelzeboss
we know your weakness
our rocket sauce
we rock the casbah
and blow your mind
we will defeat you
for all mankind
you hold the scepter
we hold the key
you are the devil
we are the D
Long live the D.
he liked to get naked and smoke all the weed
he was a genius but if he was here today
the government would fuck him up his righteous a
most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude
Senorita is a fucking awesome song.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
and a smaller one for KG
i'm asking for your guidance won't you come down from your throne
i need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
my father thinks your evil but man he can suck a cock
alternately anything that starts with OH THE DRAGON'S BALLS WERE BLAZING AS I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE owns
so does the fact that meat loaf's part sounds like it could have ocme off bat out of hell
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE
Yeah this kinda irks me
Realtalk though the instrumentation on the new album is fucking incredible
just delete downloaded artwork and copy/paste it from the internet
how i did it
Should be required material in the school of love.
and then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
that's fuckin' teamwork!
what's your favorite posish?
that's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
what's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar
you don't always have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right
to do
DOES THAT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
THAT'S LEVITATION HOMES
HOW ABOUT THE POWER TO KILL A YAK
FROM TWO HUNDRED YARDS AWAY
WITH MIND BULLETS
THAT'S TELEKINESIS KYLE
HOW ABOUT THE POWER
TO MOVE YOU
for shame guys
for shame
It was awesome
broke the monotony of running the dishwasher and mopping to just yell HOW ABOUT THE POWER
TO MOVE YOU
and hear somebody sing back the little riff