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My girlfriend is extremely allergic to latex. She got pregnant while actually on birth control, so she doesn't trust it 100%. And for some reason sheepskin condoms are extremely hard to find around here.
Any suggestions other than "pull out"?
indabutt?
I figured that was an understood solution.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
People have gotten pregnant with the pill AND the condom. There's a super small percentage and some people just have shitty luck.
Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
I was getting condoms for some... activities a few months ago going to the mall with Cass. We had gone shopping and just randomly wandering the mall, so we put the bag from the drugstore into the EB bag, thinking nothing of it.
We get to my house, and I set the bag on the table before taking it to my room. Nope, wait, Mom comes in. "What's in the bag?" she cheerfully asks. She notices the drugstore bag to our dismay, and looks inside. "Ah." She continues to the computer, her mood seemingly unchanged.
Later, she starts talking to me. "How many boxes is that now, five? Six? Your father and I have only used two since we were together."
My friend IM'd me the other day saying his girlfriend's dad had left 2 24-packs of condoms on her bedside table, he followed this information with "1 down, 47 to go".
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
Pills have something called 'perfect use' and 'typical use.'
Perfect use is taking it the same time everyday. If you take it a few hours late one day, you're still protected (albiet less), but you're varying your hormones. If your body gets a lot of varying levels of hormones from not taking it at the right times, you can spontaniously ovulate.
However, even with perfect use, it's not 100% effective. So it's not really anyone's fault if they get pregnant on the pill unless they're blatantly misusing it.
Oh, CriticalCondition, tell your girlfriend to get an IUD (Inter-Uterine Device), its over 99% effective and its an easy outpatient procedure she can get at the OB/GYN.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
I hear if you insert a rabbit into a fleshlight robots everywhere explode in orgasm.
Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
The Rabbit gets rave reviews for sure, but you can get cheaper. I doubt the orgasms are that much greater just cause you spend $50 dollars more on the vibrator.
And if you do, well fuck, I can't afford THOSE kind.
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I figured that was an understood solution.
Which birth control was she on? Each kind has different success %.
http://www.birthcontrolbuzz.com/BirthControlTypesComparisonChart.aspx
We get to my house, and I set the bag on the table before taking it to my room. Nope, wait, Mom comes in. "What's in the bag?" she cheerfully asks. She notices the drugstore bag to our dismay, and looks inside. "Ah." She continues to the computer, her mood seemingly unchanged.
Later, she starts talking to me. "How many boxes is that now, five? Six? Your father and I have only used two since we were together."
its one of the 3 R's
I know she was on the pill. Not sure what brand, though.
You can close the loop.
Not so much for my partners, though.
Perfect use is taking it the same time everyday. If you take it a few hours late one day, you're still protected (albiet less), but you're varying your hormones. If your body gets a lot of varying levels of hormones from not taking it at the right times, you can spontaniously ovulate.
However, even with perfect use, it's not 100% effective. So it's not really anyone's fault if they get pregnant on the pill unless they're blatantly misusing it.
i'm just gonna get once of those pulsating shower heads put in and post fliers around campus or something
And if you do, well fuck, I can't afford THOSE kind.
Sadly, I never used that condom.
Anyone seen those female condoms...now THAT'S an erection killer.
Secret Satan
cock
my cock
i don't have a rabbit
They're not super flattering.
do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl
i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that
Licking latex again makes me wonder why bother doing it in the first place.
I mean i'd like to use them, but honestly I can't bring myself, at that fucking moment, to explain that I don't want to get their cooter-diseases.
safesuds
eh, i'd just wash in warm soap and bleach if it was like, i dunno
especially awesome?
sara noooooooo
regular soap causes the latex and plastic to crack microscopically when it dries, allowing more crevices for bacteria to grow
use safesuds
good in theory, horrible in practice
this is good information
Handy tip.
Secret Satan
good god, don't do that
they sell cleaners for sex toys, use those
Safesuds is a catchy name, though.
(bullets = cheap and easy, bitches)
Also the coke douche is the most effective method of pregnancy prevention, right?
Although I think it has to be diet coke.
In other words you clean and disinfect. You should do so between every use regardless if its the same user or not.
Now the cool rabbit-esque models have the little clit stimulator and then on the other side and anal equivalent.
just ask the chick behind the counter at your local toy shop
you know
the one with tattoos and piercings that is intimidatingly hot
not like, airbrushed model hot
but like
oh my god my mother would hate you but you would fuck the shit out of me until parts broke off kind of hot
those chicks know everything
Most of them are dishwasher safe.
Home Inspection and Wind Mitigation
http://www.FairWindInspections.com/
I whipped up a little batch of mudslides
all talkin about Rabbits
Oh god.
Yeast infection alert.
site is nsfw
stick a couple mentos in there to make sure it gets all the way up into her tummy
not too much though or it can come out her mouth
no no no
they only say that to sell more
again, the soaps and detergents cause microscopic cracks that bacteria thrive in
the only microwave safe toys are made of pyrex