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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My girlfriend is extremely allergic to latex. She got pregnant while actually on birth control, so she doesn't trust it 100%. And for some reason sheepskin condoms are extremely hard to find around here.

    Any suggestions other than "pull out"?

    indabutt?

    I figured that was an understood solution.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    People have gotten pregnant with the pill AND the condom. There's a super small percentage and some people just have shitty luck.

    Which birth control was she on? Each kind has different success %.
    http://www.birthcontrolbuzz.com/BirthControlTypesComparisonChart.aspx

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was getting condoms for some... activities a few months ago going to the mall with Cass. We had gone shopping and just randomly wandering the mall, so we put the bag from the drugstore into the EB bag, thinking nothing of it.

    We get to my house, and I set the bag on the table before taking it to my room. Nope, wait, Mom comes in. "What's in the bag?" she cheerfully asks. She notices the drugstore bag to our dismay, and looks inside. "Ah." She continues to the computer, her mood seemingly unchanged.

    Later, she starts talking to me. "How many boxes is that now, five? Six? Your father and I have only used two since we were together."

    D:

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    maybe they re-use condoms, Choco

    its one of the 3 R's

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    People have gotten pregnant with the pill AND the condom. There's a super small percentage and some people just have shitty luck.

    Which birth control was she on? Each kind has different success %.
    http://www.birthcontrolbuzz.com/BirthControlTypesComparisonChart.aspx

    I know she was on the pill. Not sure what brand, though.

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  • beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    maybe they re-use condoms, Choco

    its one of the 3 R's

    You can close the loop.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My lucky condom has always kept me safe from STDS.

    Not so much for my partners, though.

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My friend IM'd me the other day saying his girlfriend's dad had left 2 24-packs of condoms on her bedside table, he followed this information with "1 down, 47 to go".

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pills have something called 'perfect use' and 'typical use.'

    Perfect use is taking it the same time everyday. If you take it a few hours late one day, you're still protected (albiet less), but you're varying your hormones. If your body gets a lot of varying levels of hormones from not taking it at the right times, you can spontaniously ovulate.

    However, even with perfect use, it's not 100% effective. So it's not really anyone's fault if they get pregnant on the pill unless they're blatantly misusing it.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Ever heard of The Rabbit? Ladies make it seem like its the greatest invention since <i>fried</i> condoms.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Ever heard of The Rabbit? Ladies make it seem like its the greatest invention since <i>fried</i> condoms.

    i'm just gonna get once of those pulsating shower heads put in and post fliers around campus or something

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, CriticalCondition, tell your girlfriend to get an IUD (Inter-Uterine Device), its over 99% effective and its an easy outpatient procedure she can get at the OB/GYN.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hear if you insert a rabbit into a fleshlight robots everywhere explode in orgasm.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Rabbit gets rave reviews for sure, but you can get cheaper. I doubt the orgasms are that much greater just cause you spend $50 dollars more on the vibrator.

    And if you do, well fuck, I can't afford THOSE kind.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    First condom I owned was given to me in my stocking for my 18th Christmas. My little brother got one too. My Mom was cool like that.

    Sadly, I never used that condom.

    Anyone seen those female condoms...now THAT'S an erection killer.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    hey sara you can use my rabbit

    cock


    my cock



    i don't have a rabbit

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dental dams are hysterical, though practical. We had a seminar in our dorms where we were shown how to make them with rubber gloves.

    They're not super flattering.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

    do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl

    i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You can wash 'em with soap and water. If whatever germs on there aren't killed by that, I'd be concerned.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    See, it's shit like that where I'm just like "I'll take my chances"

    Licking latex again makes me wonder why bother doing it in the first place.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    ugh, dental dams

    I mean i'd like to use them, but honestly I can't bring myself, at that fucking moment, to explain that I don't want to get their cooter-diseases.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

    do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl

    i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that

    safesuds

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

    do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl

    i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that

    eh, i'd just wash in warm soap and bleach if it was like, i dunno

    especially awesome?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    You can wash 'em with soap and water. If whatever germs on there aren't killed by that, I'd be concerned.

    sara noooooooo

    regular soap causes the latex and plastic to crack microscopically when it dries, allowing more crevices for bacteria to grow

    use safesuds

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    dental dams are like communism

    good in theory, horrible in practice

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    see this is the shit they don't teach you

    this is good information

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bullet vibrators can be used in most any position...

    Handy tip.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

    do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl

    i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that

    eh, i'd just wash in warm soap and bleach if it was like, i dunno

    especially awesome?

    good god, don't do that

    they sell cleaners for sex toys, use those

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I dunno why I just laughed. Don't expect the ~*virgin*~ to be all knowledgable. See, that's why threads like these are good.

    Safesuds is a catchy name, though.
    (bullets = cheap and easy, bitches)

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought you were supposed to boil 'em.

    Also the coke douche is the most effective method of pregnancy prevention, right?

    Although I think it has to be diet coke.

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm pretty sure if its a high quality product made to stick in cooters it's probably fairly waterproof.

    In other words you clean and disinfect. You should do so between every use regardless if its the same user or not.


    Now the cool rabbit-esque models have the little clit stimulator and then on the other side and anal equivalent.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    see this is the shit they don't teach you

    this is good information

    just ask the chick behind the counter at your local toy shop

    you know

    the one with tattoos and piercings that is intimidatingly hot

    not like, airbrushed model hot

    but like

    oh my god my mother would hate you but you would fuck the shit out of me until parts broke off kind of hot

    those chicks know everything

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  • Liquid HellzLiquid Hellz Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

    do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl

    i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that

    eh, i'd just wash in warm soap and bleach if it was like, i dunno

    especially awesome?

    good god, don't do that

    they sell cleaners for sex toys, use those

    Most of them are dishwasher safe.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    oh i am liking this discussion

    I whipped up a little batch of mudslides

    all talkin about Rabbits

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Coke douche?

    Oh god.

    Yeast infection alert. D:

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    sex toy stuff here: http://www.tinynibbles.com/unsafe.html

    site is nsfw

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    I thought you were supposed to boil 'em.

    Also the coke douche is the most effective method of pregnancy prevention, right?

    Although I think it has to be diet coke.

    stick a couple mentos in there to make sure it gets all the way up into her tummy

    not too much though or it can come out her mouth

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    I mean damn though, it rotates, stimulates with beads, and tickles the clitoris. I want to buy one just to entertain future hookups.

    do you have to like wash that stuff off or take it to a cleaner's or do you have to buy a new one with each girl

    i was never sure what the curtesy rule was on that

    eh, i'd just wash in warm soap and bleach if it was like, i dunno

    especially awesome?

    good god, don't do that

    they sell cleaners for sex toys, use those

    Most of them are dishwasher safe.

    no no no

    they only say that to sell more

    again, the soaps and detergents cause microscopic cracks that bacteria thrive in

    the only microwave safe toys are made of pyrex

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