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Oh! Condoms.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    omgwtf

    That giant black one will give me nightmares. No joke.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I just bought some condoms recently.

    I don't really plan on using them.

    I just figured why not.

    scarlet st. on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shit

    This is the third time I've discussed vaginas today.

    Once was in class.

    Sheri on
  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    try a cocaine douche made of 50% pure yay and 50% hot water

    splashes of vinegar are also acceptable
    Riotcow wrote: »
    ugh, dental dams

    I mean i'd like to use them, but honestly I can't bring myself, at that fucking moment, to explain that I don't want to get their cooter-diseases.

    the eternal struggle

    Fallout on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I dunno why I just laughed. Don't expect the ~*virgin*~ to be all knowledgable. See, that's why threads like these are good.

    Safesuds is a catchy name, though.
    (bullets = cheap and easy, bitches)

    I actually recommend you get a slightly more expensive bullet. A little extra money means the cord wont break and shock you (this happened to someone I know) and many are waterproof...which helps in AND out of water.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There are lubricated condoms in little boxes in the vending machines in my dorm.

    I can't imagine how old they are.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    also never douche, it is a bad idea

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i mean 50% of the mixture should be pure coke not the coke itself should be 50% pure ugh

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my at the time girlfriend, who is now my wife, went to visit a friend (this friend is a bit wild) and they went to a sex toy shop and said friend convinced her to buy a silver bullet.
    She doesn't ever use it, it got used twice. She doesn't even know where it is. I happen to know it for a fact because I do know where it is, I stumbled upon it in my closet once.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    also never douche, it is a bad idea

    it kills bacteria and such

    i had a friend's girlfriend explain it to me

    Paku on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    scarlet are you going celibate?

    Brolo on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I dunno why I just laughed. Don't expect the ~*virgin*~ to be all knowledgable. See, that's why threads like these are good.

    Safesuds is a catchy name, though.
    (bullets = cheap and easy, bitches)

    I actually recommend you get a slightly more expensive bullet. A little extra money means the cord wont break and shock you (this happened to someone I know) and many are waterproof...which helps in AND out of water.

    Mine was like 18 bucks I think. I thought the shocks were just me being good at it. :(

    Sara Lynn on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    also never douche, it is a bad idea

    it kills bacteria and such

    i had a friend's girlfriend explain it to me

    yes it does

    it kills the bad bacteria

    and the good bacteria

    but the good bacteria take longer to come back

    which means they are outnumbered by bad ones

    which means swampcrotch

    Rankenphile on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    try a cocaine douche made of 50% pure yay and 50% hot water

    splashes of vinegar are also acceptable
    Riotcow wrote: »
    ugh, dental dams

    I mean i'd like to use them, but honestly I can't bring myself, at that fucking moment, to explain that I don't want to get their cooter-diseases.

    the eternal struggle

    Dental dam!
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    Lisa needs braces!
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    Dental dam!
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    scarlet st. on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara you are a virgin? hi5 me too

    Meissnerd on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One of the pledges to my friend's service sorority was talking about using the ring, and she was like, 'You can take it out for up to three hours blah blah' and I was like, 'Yeah, that sounds like just as much of a mood killer as putting on a condom. Hold on, baby, I gotta take this thing out of my vag.' And she was like, 'Yeah, but you get used to it' and then I suggested using it as a form of foreplay.

    (Yes, I know, you can totally sex with the ring in)

    Sheri on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    scarlet are you going celibate?

    No, I just have a tendency to get laid like once every year or so. It is a pretty rare occurrence.

    I go to parties for good times and alcohol, not really for chicks ever.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sara you are a virgin? hi5 me too

    Hi5 till Spring Break. We'll stick together til then, bb.

    Sara Lynn on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    There are lubricated condoms in little boxes in the vending machines in my dorm.

    I can't imagine how old they are.

    I think a friend and I bought one of those once.

    Also I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS KTHX

    Sheri on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    also never douche, it is a bad idea

    it kills bacteria and such

    i had a friend's girlfriend explain it to me

    yes it does

    it kills the bad bacteria

    and the good bacteria

    but the good bacteria take longer to come back

    which means they are outnumbered by bad ones

    which means swampcrotch


    should we cover anything else, rank?

    oh yeah, never use condoms that dudes hand out at safe sex booths, they are probably cheap as shit

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sara you are a virgin? hi5 me too

    Hi5 till Spring Break. We'll stick together til then, bb.

    Man

    Meissnerd on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It might not happen though! I might be a chicken shit.

    Virgin power.

    Sara Lynn on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sara you are a virgin? hi5 me too

    Hi5 till Spring Break. We'll stick together til then, bb.

    Man


    ITT hearts are broken and hope dies

    Brolo on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    It might not happen though! I might be a chicken shit.

    Virgin power.

    I am totally gonna call and root you on.

    Sheri on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    also never douche, it is a bad idea

    it kills bacteria and such

    i had a friend's girlfriend explain it to me

    yes it does

    it kills the bad bacteria

    and the good bacteria

    but the good bacteria take longer to come back

    which means they are outnumbered by bad ones

    which means swampcrotch


    should we cover anything else, rank?

    oh yeah, never use condoms that dudes hand out at safe sex booths, they are probably cheap as shit

    oh for sure

    those things suuuuuuuuck

    I like After7, I think they are called

    also, Pjur is a good lube

    Rankenphile on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm actually very secure with my virginity

    So there

    Meissnerd on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    It might not happen though! I might be a chicken shit.

    Virgin power.

    I am totally gonna call and root you on.

    I'll put you on speaker, it'll be epic.

    Sara Lynn on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Softskin, Cyberskin and Futurotic toys are especially strange; while they feel amazingly real, they react bizarrely with other jelly rubber toys and actually melt into wet puddles of chemical goo upon contact -- needless to say, don't store these two materials side-by-side.

    hoo boy

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ha The Nuva Ring (sp?) isn't so bad.

    I could feel it in there when we had sex though. Didn't bother me any. If you'd never had sex before you wouldn't notice it

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    It might not happen though! I might be a chicken shit.

    Virgin power.

    I am totally gonna call and root you on.

    I'll put you on speaker, it'll be epic.

    I'll just go 'bone bone bone' for an hour

    Sheri on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm actually very secure with my virginity

    So there

    dude that's cool rock it as long as you feel necessary

    losing mine at eighteen to some cracked out chick on a couch is by no means a story i'm gonna tell my kids

    Paku on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    there's a really hot phonesex scene in this movie i saw
    so damn hot

    bongi on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm actually very secure with my virginity

    So there

    dude that's cool rock it as long as you feel necessary

    losing mine at eighteen to some cracked out chick on a couch is by no means a story i'm gonna tell my kids

    son, i'll bet you're wondering how i lost my virginity:

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm actually very secure with my virginity

    So there

    dude that's cool rock it as long as you feel necessary

    losing mine at eighteen to some cracked out chick on a couch is by no means a story i'm gonna tell my kids

    If I ever meet your kids I'm telling them you did that

    Meissnerd on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh okay orik you tell that story go ahead

    meiss: if i ever meet your kids i'm telling them you were a virgin unti you were 28

    Paku on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    phone sex is pretty lame unless you have a really good partner. I had lots of it in high school. Telling people to do things and knowing that they listen has a certain fun to it.

    rockmonkey on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm actually very secure with my virginity

    So there

    dude that's cool rock it as long as you feel necessary

    losing mine at eighteen to some cracked out chick on a couch is by no means a story i'm gonna tell my kids

    son, i'll bet you're wondering how i lost my virginity:

    "DARN IT DAD THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T DRIVE MY FRIENDS TO SCHOOL ANY MORE!"

    Rankenphile on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I kind of want to make the manufacturers snort a thick rail of alum, so they can study the effects on their own mucous membranes. What I really hate about these "shrink" creams is the fact that they're trading on female insecurities about the vagina not being tight, pretty or good enough for their male partner -- like we need any negative reinforcement from our pussy-phobic culture about how we look, feel or smell down there. The marketing text runs, "China Shrink Cream is formulated to tighten the vaginal walls. China Shrink Cream is to help with loose vagina due to multiple child birth and frigidity." I also want to throw up every time I see the packaging on these creams, as they are often called "oriental" or "China Shrink Cream", paralying off of racist stereotypes and exotifying Asian "sexual mystery", much the same way the porn industry fetishizes skin color and markets (I think racist) negative stereotypes about black male sexuality with its "interracial" videos.

    i really like the way violet blue writes about sex

    if i was a sex writer i would follow her example, she's funny as hell

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When my dad told me about eggs in a woman, I thought he meant chicken eggs

    Meissnerd on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I remember buying condoms used to be so awkward in high school. I would walk past all the check out lanes before I went and picked them up so I could scope out which to go to.

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