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I dunno why I just laughed. Don't expect the ~*virgin*~ to be all knowledgable. See, that's why threads like these are good.
Safesuds is a catchy name, though.
(bullets = cheap and easy, bitches)
I actually recommend you get a slightly more expensive bullet. A little extra money means the cord wont break and shock you (this happened to someone I know) and many are waterproof...which helps in AND out of water.
my at the time girlfriend, who is now my wife, went to visit a friend (this friend is a bit wild) and they went to a sex toy shop and said friend convinced her to buy a silver bullet.
She doesn't ever use it, it got used twice. She doesn't even know where it is. I happen to know it for a fact because I do know where it is, I stumbled upon it in my closet once.
I dunno why I just laughed. Don't expect the ~*virgin*~ to be all knowledgable. See, that's why threads like these are good.
Safesuds is a catchy name, though.
(bullets = cheap and easy, bitches)
I actually recommend you get a slightly more expensive bullet. A little extra money means the cord wont break and shock you (this happened to someone I know) and many are waterproof...which helps in AND out of water.
Mine was like 18 bucks I think. I thought the shocks were just me being good at it.
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
One of the pledges to my friend's service sorority was talking about using the ring, and she was like, 'You can take it out for up to three hours blah blah' and I was like, 'Yeah, that sounds like just as much of a mood killer as putting on a condom. Hold on, baby, I gotta take this thing out of my vag.' And she was like, 'Yeah, but you get used to it' and then I suggested using it as a form of foreplay.
(Yes, I know, you can totally sex with the ring in)
Softskin, Cyberskin and Futurotic toys are especially strange; while they feel amazingly real, they react bizarrely with other jelly rubber toys and actually melt into wet puddles of chemical goo upon contact -- needless to say, don't store these two materials side-by-side.
phone sex is pretty lame unless you have a really good partner. I had lots of it in high school. Telling people to do things and knowing that they listen has a certain fun to it.
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I kind of want to make the manufacturers snort a thick rail of alum, so they can study the effects on their own mucous membranes. What I really hate about these "shrink" creams is the fact that they're trading on female insecurities about the vagina not being tight, pretty or good enough for their male partner -- like we need any negative reinforcement from our pussy-phobic culture about how we look, feel or smell down there. The marketing text runs, "China Shrink Cream is formulated to tighten the vaginal walls. China Shrink Cream is to help with loose vagina due to multiple child birth and frigidity." I also want to throw up every time I see the packaging on these creams, as they are often called "oriental" or "China Shrink Cream", paralying off of racist stereotypes and exotifying Asian "sexual mystery", much the same way the porn industry fetishizes skin color and markets (I think racist) negative stereotypes about black male sexuality with its "interracial" videos.
i really like the way violet blue writes about sex
if i was a sex writer i would follow her example, she's funny as hell
I remember buying condoms used to be so awkward in high school. I would walk past all the check out lanes before I went and picked them up so I could scope out which to go to.
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That giant black one will give me nightmares. No joke.
I don't really plan on using them.
I just figured why not.
This is the third time I've discussed vaginas today.
Once was in class.
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splashes of vinegar are also acceptable
the eternal struggle
I actually recommend you get a slightly more expensive bullet. A little extra money means the cord wont break and shock you (this happened to someone I know) and many are waterproof...which helps in AND out of water.
Secret Satan
I can't imagine how old they are.
She doesn't ever use it, it got used twice. She doesn't even know where it is. I happen to know it for a fact because I do know where it is, I stumbled upon it in my closet once.
it kills bacteria and such
i had a friend's girlfriend explain it to me
Mine was like 18 bucks I think. I thought the shocks were just me being good at it.
yes it does
it kills the bad bacteria
and the good bacteria
but the good bacteria take longer to come back
which means they are outnumbered by bad ones
which means swampcrotch
Dental dam!
Lisa needs braces!
Dental dam!
(Yes, I know, you can totally sex with the ring in)
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No, I just have a tendency to get laid like once every year or so. It is a pretty rare occurrence.
I go to parties for good times and alcohol, not really for chicks ever.
Hi5 till Spring Break. We'll stick together til then, bb.
I think a friend and I bought one of those once.
Also I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS KTHX
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should we cover anything else, rank?
oh yeah, never use condoms that dudes hand out at safe sex booths, they are probably cheap as shit
Man
Virgin power.
ITT hearts are broken and hope dies
I am totally gonna call and root you on.
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oh for sure
those things suuuuuuuuck
I like After7, I think they are called
also, Pjur is a good lube
So there
I'll put you on speaker, it'll be epic.
hoo boy
I could feel it in there when we had sex though. Didn't bother me any. If you'd never had sex before you wouldn't notice it
I'll just go 'bone bone bone' for an hour
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dude that's cool rock it as long as you feel necessary
losing mine at eighteen to some cracked out chick on a couch is by no means a story i'm gonna tell my kids
so damn hot
son, i'll bet you're wondering how i lost my virginity:
If I ever meet your kids I'm telling them you did that
meiss: if i ever meet your kids i'm telling them you were a virgin unti you were 28
"DARN IT DAD THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T DRIVE MY FRIENDS TO SCHOOL ANY MORE!"
i really like the way violet blue writes about sex
if i was a sex writer i would follow her example, she's funny as hell