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I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
talk about your baby's daddy, they'll leave you alone
Sara if you come to PAX and I come to PAX I will totally watch you get drunk
Or I could just do that this Saturday if you're still going to be there
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
I saw this foxy redhead here at IUP the other way.
Those glasses, oh shit...
Edit:
I'm going home/to Ohio this Spring Break. I'm always up for people watching me get drunk. It's a really facinating process. Sheri watched me get almost tipsy the other night.
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
isn't being asian grand?
i still get carded constantly at bars and such, and it's because people really do think i'm still under 21.
i'm just waiting until i hit that age where i suddenly look like an ancient ponch.
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
talk about your baby's daddy, they'll leave you alone
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
isn't being asian grand?
i still get carded constantly at bars and such, and it's because people really do think i'm still under 21.
i'm just waiting until i hit that age where i suddenly look like an ancient ponch.
Haha, yeah. I was talking about this over at FS. I'm going to look 18 til I'm 50 and then the day I turn 51 I'm gonna look like a mummy.
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
look mister, I'm gunna get fucked one way or the other. I know this guy ain't gunna stick around to raise no babies. You wanna pay the child support? Didn't think so, shut up and sell me the damn wiener thingies.
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
isn't being asian grand?
i still get carded constantly at bars and such, and it's because people really do think i'm still under 21.
i'm just waiting until i hit that age where i suddenly look like an ancient ponch.
Haha, yeah. I was talking about this over at FS. I'm going to look 18 til I'm 50 and then the day I turn 51 I'm gonna look like a mummy.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
also, guys as young as 14 or something don't get questioned about buying condoms, but girls up to probably 30 still get disapproving looks and "cluck cluck morality" and all other kinds of shit when they purchase the prophylactics.
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
look mister, I'm gunna get fucked one way or the other. I know this guy ain't gunna stick around to raise no babies. You wanna pay the child support? Didn't think so, shut up and sell me the damn wiener thingies.
also, guys as young as 14 or something don't get questioned about buying condoms, but girls up to probably 30 still get disapproving looks and "cluck cluck morality" and all other kinds of shit when they purchase the prophylactics.
if i was a chick i would purchase them in bulk
all asking them to grab boxes out of the back, someone's grandma waiting behind me
I don't like buying condoms because of my appearance a lot of people mistake me for being 14-16. At work on Saturday someone thought I was still in middle school.
look mister, I'm gunna get fucked one way or the other. I know this guy ain't gunna stick around to raise no babies. You wanna pay the child support? Didn't think so, shut up and sell me the damn wiener thingies.
I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of them at this college
The girls at the U of MN are off at hot camp over the winter. They'll be back in the spring. Sorry to break the news.
Idk, I've seen some foxes lately
Once you discover alcohol it's pretty much a lot easier to have a good time.
I don't find that in any way sad.
Fuck the haters.
Man, but alcohol
Maybe I'll just wait for New Zealand
I don't get what your aversion to alcohol is.
It's cheaper than a girl and it doesn't give you as much shit.
You can walk around with a bunch of buddies and feel pretty elated (unless you've gone too far and are a dipshit!).
I just have no inclination to try it.
If I go to a party I'll be the classy guy who's sober and walks the girl home
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
So I was dating this guy and we were in Wal-Mart to buy condoms and lube and really nothing else and I was okay with going in and getting these things with him and we get to the check-out and this older lady rings us up and he reaches for his wallet and oh hey no wallet. He's all, 'Shit, it's in the car.'
So I get to wait there.
With condoms and lube.
With a line behind me.
The lady's like, 'I'm gonna ring the next person' and I'm like, 'YES OKAY PLEASE DO THAT'
you can purchase them online now, too. condoms of all types, persuasions, and flavors, shipped direct to your door. discreet packaging, too! all that's on the outside is "Omni Consumer Packaging".
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Once you discover alcohol it's pretty much a lot easier to have a good time.
I don't find that in any way sad.
Fuck the haters.
talk about your baby's daddy, they'll leave you alone
ah yeah i thought i had heard something about that
C'MON DUDE
COME ON
LET'S DRINK
oh fine
we should get high then
Or I could just do that this Saturday if you're still going to be there
Those glasses, oh shit...
Edit:
I'm going home/to Ohio this Spring Break. I'm always up for people watching me get drunk. It's a really facinating process. Sheri watched me get almost tipsy the other night.
"in my bottom
isn't being asian grand?
i still get carded constantly at bars and such, and it's because people really do think i'm still under 21.
i'm just waiting until i hit that age where i suddenly look like an ancient ponch.
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I quit getting high at the same time
not necessarily
i know an 18 year old with a 4 year old
Man, but alcohol
Maybe I'll just wait for New Zealand
Haha, yeah. I was talking about this over at FS. I'm going to look 18 til I'm 50 and then the day I turn 51 I'm gonna look like a mummy.
god dammit
look mister, I'm gunna get fucked one way or the other. I know this guy ain't gunna stick around to raise no babies. You wanna pay the child support? Didn't think so, shut up and sell me the damn wiener thingies.
I don't get what your aversion to alcohol is.
It's cheaper than a girl and it doesn't give you as much shit.
You can walk around with a bunch of buddies and feel pretty elated (unless you've gone too far and are a dipshit!).
hey wait a minute
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that sounded a lot like a jordyn post
i don;t know why
if i was a chick i would purchase them in bulk
all asking them to grab boxes out of the back, someone's grandma waiting behind me
not enough guy gardner.
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I just have no inclination to try it.
If I go to a party I'll be the classy guy who's sober and walks the girl home
So I get to wait there.
With condoms and lube.
With a line behind me.
The lady's like, 'I'm gonna ring the next person' and I'm like, 'YES OKAY PLEASE DO THAT'
I don't go on condom-buying trips anymore.
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pff have fun with that
I did that a few weeks ago and I was still tipsy.
Your attempts to appear better than me are foiled again, nave! (she even made out with me before she said goodnight)
hehe, package.
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Although being forced to make a trek on foot to shoppers drug mart in the cold has killed many an erection for me.
At least I don't smoke!
I started the quitting process over winter break and was done with them by the second week of the term.
Sorry fag!