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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    At least I don't smoke!

    because whether or not someone smokes is a real great character indicator

    HITLER DIDN'T SMOKE

    Fallout on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that ky warming mist stuff is pretty nice. You can feel the warming effects despite the heat generated by a turned on vajayjay.

    rockmonkey on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    At least I don't smoke!

    because whether or not someone smokes is a real great character indicator

    HITLER DIDN'T SMOKE

    well, to be fair, he did at the very end.


    (lol)

    fightinfilipino on
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, Fuck this shit

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    At least I don't smoke!

    because whether or not someone smokes is a real great character indicator

    HITLER DIDN'T SMOKE

    Well, most people have that one thing they won't ever do

    Meissnerd on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I still stand outside with my friend from Japanese and my former Japanese teacher while they smoke, but it's outside so second-hand smoke ain't no thang. It is the most fun I have on Mondays and Wednesdays.

    scarlet st. on
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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    that ky warming mist stuff is pretty nice. You can feel the warming effects despite the heat generated by a turned on vajayjay.

    that made my shit too hot

    like nice but i wasn't trying to start a fire with some wood or something

    Paku on
  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    She looks like Kim Jong-Il.

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    Davoid on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, Fuck this shit

    Malcom I don't smoke or drink either hi5

    I'm going to make a Square Club

    Meissnerd on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, Fuck this shit

    It's okay, dude.

    You've never puked in a bucket then fallen into it.

    scarlet st. on
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Man, Fuck this shit

    Malcom I don't smoke or drink either hi5

    I'm going to make a Square Club

    h5 man. Squares are the epitomy of class

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man this thread is making me all sorts of lonely

    thread, i quit you

    potatoe on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    man this thread is making me all sorts of lonely

    thread, i quit you

    let's hug

    bongi on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've ran down a co-ed dorm hallway at 2am naked before, I had my pants bundled up and held infront of my dong.

    I did a wet works job a couple days later in order to covertly steal the pictures.

    rockmonkey on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Man, Fuck this shit

    Malcom I don't smoke or drink either hi5

    I'm going to make a Square Club


    Man, you know what's keeping you back?

    You should change your name from Meissnerd to Messinerd.

    I think that would totally get you smoking and fucking and drinking and such, like a pirate. Or at least some kind of merchant seaman.

    Brolo on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    man this thread is making me all sorts of lonely

    thread, i quit you

    let's hug

    *hug*

    but i didn't post this...because i quit this thread

    potatoe on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, Fuck this shit

    It's okay, dude.

    You've never puked in a bucket then fallen into it.

    hahahhaha, what a loser

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    man this thread is making me all sorts of lonely

    thread, i quit you

    let's hug

    *hug*

    but i didn't post this...because i quit this thread

    you and me both

    let us depart

    for pastures anew

    bongi on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    man this thread is making me all sorts of lonely

    thread, i quit you

    let's hug

    *hug*

    but i didn't post this...because i quit this thread

    you and me both

    let us depart

    for pastures anew

    swoon

    potatoe on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    man this thread is making me all sorts of lonely

    thread, i quit you

    let's hug

    *hug*

    but i didn't post this...because i quit this thread

    you and me both

    let us depart

    for pastures anew

    swoon

    carrying you out of the thread topless and oiled up

    bongi on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, Fuck this shit

    It's okay, dude.

    You've never puked in a bucket then fallen into it.

    hahahhaha, what a loser

    Says you!

    scarlet st. on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    There are lubricated condoms in little boxes in the vending machines in my dorm.

    I can't imagine how old they are.

    I think a friend and I bought one of those once.

    Also I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS KTHX

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I <3 self checkout.

    Amazon.com, baby.

    Abracadaniel on
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    So. Anybody have tonight's lotto numbers for Mega Millions? The calottery website is borked or something.

    Nevermind, it works now.

    Leli on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I vote we talk about how hot girls are with glasses. Unf Unf.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I know a number of rather attractive women who wear glasses.

    Abracadaniel on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A number being about 5

    Abracadaniel on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    There are lubricated condoms in little boxes in the vending machines in my dorm.

    I can't imagine how old they are.

    I think a friend and I bought one of those once.

    Also I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS KTHX

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    Look, it's your housemate's girlfriend who has it now, and that's just icky.

    Sheri on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    She broke it!

    Abracadaniel on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my ex-gf was convinced her glasses made her look terrible

    god fuck was she ever wrong

    she just did not understand

    potatoe on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my ex-gf was convinced her glasses made her look terrible

    god fuck was she ever wrong

    she just did not understand
    I know. I have an ex like that. Good god man, she was a model. And with glasses...holy shit

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think girls with glasses can be pretty, but if I ever need to wear them I WILL wear contacts. I look like a tool with glasses on.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You look like a tool without them!

    Abracadaniel on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BTW< back to condoms again, condoms are in fact quite nice to wear when they fit well. regular condoms are often TOO small for the average wang.
    Magnums are far more capable for the average male penis(which tends to increase in girth and less so in length even after puberty!). They don't slip off and act less like a cock ring (restricting blood flow) and more like a well-fitted glove, but for your penis.

    Machismo on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    how the hell do they find so many astonishingly good looking eastern europeans to fill gay porn i mean really

    bongi on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my ex-gf was convinced her glasses made her look terrible

    god fuck was she ever wrong

    she just did not understand

    My girlfriend always takes her glasses off before we fuck.

    I should just tell her to keep them on sometime.

    DarkPrimus on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Glasses are extremely hot on women.

    Meissnerd on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man you know i've read up on magnums before this

    Paku on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I think girls with glasses can be pretty, but if I ever need to wear them I WILL wear contacts. I look like a tool with glasses on.

    Hater.

    Sheri on
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