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new spooky thread... or IS IT???

Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
edited May 2012 in Social Entropy++
i took out some dip from my fridge to enjoy some chips with, it was in a large glass bowl. i set it on the table and happily ate the snack with no problems. as my show finished i leaned back in my couch and suddenly- SMASH!

the bowl, full of delicious onion dip, had spontaneously exploded everywhere. there was dip and shards of glass all over my table, carpet, and feet. i just spent the last half hour vacuuming up the glass and then cleaning the mess up. it was likely because the bowl was cold and then i placed it on my not cold at all table, after a few minutes it just popped and scared the shit out of me.

this probably doesn't sound that scary but god damn did it make me jump at the time, my heart was racing

alt OP, actually scary:
http://www.damninteresting.com/lucid-decapitation/#more-495

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Maybe Ghosts?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    DEFINITELY ghosts.

    Trust me, I'm an expert.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    this ghost hates my shitty eating habits

    or onion dip

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    onion dip ghosts.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    ghosts of the onions you've eaten come to take flavorful revenge

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    The ghost of Dr. Fredric J. Baur, risen from his Pringles Can of a grave, has come seeking vengeance on those who would enjoy inefficient snacking

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I would like some chips and dip now.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    This thread would be spookier if it weren't posted at three in the afternoon

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    it's nearly 10 here

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    gay ghostzone

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    this one time I bought a thing of eight wieners, and I ate four wieners, which I always do

    it is a satisfactory amount of food when combined when four hot dog buns, which also comes in a thing of eight, so it works out perfectly for two days

    ANYWAY, when I came back on the second day there were four hot dog buns but only THREE WIENERS

    thus endeth the tale of ghostwiener

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    you eat four hot dogs at a time?

    goddamn

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i'm watching a new episode of Ghost Adventures and their production values have clearly skyrocketed since the first season, they have animated graphics and fancy cameras and money for extras

    but it's actually almost worse somehow, because if you give a stupid asshole a bunch of money, he'll still be a stupid asshole

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Ghost adventures is one of my favorite shows to watch drunk with friends

    It's just so douchey

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    you eat four hot dogs at a time?

    goddamn

    well, not all at once

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    oh my god what the absolute shit

    i'm watching an episode of Ghost Adventures about the tunnels beneath Portland and for some reason they met up with a cop and they're driving around seedy parts of portland filming prostitutes from a car

    and visiting a porno store

    as "investigative background"

    holy fuck this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen in this show about ghosts

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    And I wa just thinking last night that we needed a new spooky thread

    So good on you guys

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Arang wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    you eat four hot dogs at a time?

    goddamn

    well, not all at once

    I don't think that was the issue here

    Oh i thought you meant like, at once as in ... literally four hot dogs in your mouth at the same time

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    why the fuck are these guys hanging out with cops arresting prostitutes

    WHAT IN THE SHIT

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    sometime I want to tour the Portland tunnels

    they seem really interesting

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    trying to find those mega 64 parodies of ghost hunting

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    trying to find those mega 64 parodies of ghost hunting

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2vRF1N-53I

    i dunno if these are the same ones but i love 'em

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    oh yes

    thanks

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    you eat four hot dogs at a time?

    goddamn

    well, not all at once

    I don't think that was the issue here

    Oh i thought you meant like, at once as in ... literally four hot dogs in your mouth at the same time

    I guess I didn't think eating four hot dogs was all that impressive

    maybe I'm just a hot dog artist

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    homes that is a lot of hot doggs

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    is it still the best?

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Everyone watch Grave Encounters. It's on netflix, I was talking about it in the doodle thread. It's a found footage style thing about a Ghost Adventures type show.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Good day everyone! Just another cheery day in cheery town.
    The 8 AM alarm sounded to John standing, staring at the bed, already dressed, with the lights off. The newscaster on his motel room television talked of yet another attack. John couldn't stand the monotone voice of the newscaster, especially in this context. He turned the TV off, and strode out of the front door.

    The clouds in the morning sky were slow to make their choice, a cold grey haze their signature of indecision. It was good weather for the 5 block walk to the local newstand, where the clerk was counting the money in the register. John bought the Sunday newspaper. His money was set aside separately from the money being counted, which he thought appropriate. In his line of work, everything needed to be separate, discrete. He savored this thought, and spoke it out loud.

    "In my line of work, everything needs to be separate, discrete."

    A boy standing at the upcoming intersection looked up at John's utterance, distracted from another smaller boy sitting in the corner yard, at least for a second. "Marshall is a weenie. Marshall is a weenie weenster!", the boy closest to John yelled. The smaller boy winced in recognition, looked at John, and then cowered with shame.

    "Stop that!", John rasped as he raised his arm at the bully child. However, when he looked up to where the boy should be, the bully boy was gone. Children change so quickly at that age, John wasn't even sure who he was looking at. The boy in the yard licked his lips and made his way back into his house.

    "Is it worse to be cruel to someone in public, or in private?", John wondered.

    It may be worse to be crueler in private, John mused. This is why people who hurt animals are so passionately punished by society, not for the sake of the animal, but for the sake of everyone else. Private cruelty is a sign of a greater disease.

    John completed the walk to the park bench, and sat down facing the row of well maintained McMansions. He hated the fact that he had to work on Sunday. Sundays are best for pretending that you are the person that you intended to be, as opposed to whom you turned out to be in life. This is especially true for those without family, friends, or a wife.

    When Mrs. McHale house walked from the front door of his house with her luggage and ticket to Tokyo, John reveled in his Sunday fantasy of being Mr. McHale, kissing and saying goodbye to his beautiful young blonde wife, and then preparing for his week of unknown success selling faucet fixtures to hotels, or cheese graters to restaurants.

    He watched from the park bench as the taxi pulled away from the house, shuttling Mrs. McHale away. With purpose he made his way to the back door of the house, where a poorly disguised plastic rock held the key. In seconds he was inside. He pulled the knife from his belt, and weighed it, listening for movement in the house, weighing his options.

    "It is worse to be cruel to someone in private, " John thought.
    I wanted to write something from the perspective of the monster. It was probably creepier for me putting down these words than it was for you reading it. I dig it.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Be careful, the ghosts might come back while you're sleeping and shoot ectoplasm up your rectum.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    @Reginald

    Strided should be strode. That is all.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    And I wa just thinking last night that we needed a new spooky thread

    So good on you guys

    So, he was...

    Psychic?

    OR WAS IT GHOSTS?

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Everyone watch Grave Encounters. It's on netflix, I was talking about it in the doodle thread. It's a found footage style thing about a Ghost Adventures type show.

    Halfway through this right now. A little predictable but I like the premise of these fake assholes getting their come uppance. And it was nice to see it just jump straight to creepy.

    E:
    Haha I knew someone was going to be taking a trip down the stairs. Still satisfying though.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    it's raining and thundering like a motherfucker out here

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    HAHAhaha okay did NOT see that coming. Good twist.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    HAHAhaha okay did NOT see that coming. Good twist.

    Right? You're thinkin "oh man this is just some boring horror moOOOWHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I think this is the second closest a movie has come to achieving that Silent Hill atmosphere.

    I love this, BTW.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    homes that is a lot of hot doggs

    The world record is 68 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes.

    Four ain't shit.

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