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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    ugh I hate misappropriation of the word "wendigo"

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    only wendigists do it.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Nerindil wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Once again my strategy of reading Wikipedia synopsises and just pretending I know the movie has paid off handsomely

    I've done that for a couple of movies. A while back I had a friend recommend me a movie called Megan is Missing. I figure, why not, I'll check it out. I google it, see the images related to it and resolve to never let that person near any kids I ever have.

    I can take a lot but... Goddamn.

    yo i watched this movie the other day

    those stills are stills in the movie

    they are still incredibly fucked up

    and are not the worst part.

    just trust me, the part that comes after those is easily the most disturbing thing i've ever seen, and i've watched the poughkeepsie tapes twice

    it's compounded by the fact that it all feels like the director had one hand around his cock the entire time

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I was alone at my parents' house this past weekend, watching their dog for them. It was like 1am, and I went to the bathroom.

    Said "Blood Mary" three times in the mirror, and not a damn thing happened.

    Did it again. Nothing.

    Then I tried "Betelgeuse" three times. And still fucking nothing.

    After saying "Biggie Smalls" three times, I just gave up.

    I came back.

    AND MY DOG WAS DEAD

    AND ALSO A GHOST

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    this episode of ghost adventures is so sad

    this guy thinking he can hear his dead daughters voice over the "EVP"

    it's all delusions :(

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    this is also the point where i reiterate how much i "love" poughkeepsie tapes

    quotes around that because it is in no way a fun movie or a thing i enjoyed watching

    it scared the bejeezus out of me in a way that literally no movie has for ten plus years

    like two years later i still get freaked out about shit from it

    that takes some fuckin skill. i give the dowdles some credit. i keep an eye on what they do these days just to see if they ever recapture that

    Buttlord on
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    they're repeatedly playing his dead daughter's voicemail on camera so more ghost stuff will happen in front of this guy, oh my god this is horrible

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    this is some lake mungo shit

    lake mungo owns

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    we're slowly making our way thru ghost adventures on netflix

    god damn it is just hysterical

    ghost why you gotta be an asshole to these nice people? come at me! punch me like you did that one kid we had on earlier! i'm the new warden of this here ghost jail, and you're fired, ghost

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    i'm the new warden of this here ghost jail, and you're fired, ghost

    I enjoy this line

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    ugh I hate misappropriation of the word "wendigo"

    i just called someone a wendigo this evening, while accusing them of cannibalism

    good times

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    i love the opening for that show to death, especially since we started watching it right after grave encounters

    it was parodied so well

    I AM ZAK AND I NEVER BELIEVED IN GHOST UN TILL I CAME FACE TO FACE WITH ONE

    JOIN ME AND MY CREW OF GUYS WITH BAD FACIAL HAIR

    RAW

    *SHOT OF HIS BACK, QUESTIONING WHO SCRATCHED HIM*

    EXTREME

    *BIRB CAGE FALLS OVER, RUUUN NO STOP. STOP RUNNING*

    THESE ARE OUR GHOST AVENCHURES

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    by season six their operation has become much more sophisticated

    that have an obnoxious device that just emits this loud jarring noise called a spirit box sb-7, it is some ghostbusters sounding shit that is just horrible and stupid

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    oh shit there are six+ seasons? i think only the first two are on netflix

    this is problematic

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    i love the opening for that show to death, especially since we started watching it right after grave encounters

    it was parodied so well

    I AM ZAK AND I NEVER BELIEVED IN GHOST UN TILL I CAME FACE TO FACE WITH ONE

    JOIN ME AND MY CREW OF GUYS WITH BAD FACIAL HAIR

    RAW

    *SHOT OF HIS BACK, QUESTIONING WHO SCRATCHED HIM*

    EXTREME

    *BIRB CAGE FALLS OVER, RUUUN NO STOP. STOP RUNNING*

    THESE ARE OUR GHOST AVENCHURES

    Manipulate MY hair!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    We actually took a ghost tour of one if the places featured on Ghost Adventures

    The old prison in charleston south Carolina









    ....nothing happened

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Did you tell the ghosts to come at you, bro?

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    this is also the point where i reiterate how much i "love" poughkeepsie tapes

    quotes around that because it is in no way a fun movie or a thing i enjoyed watching

    it scared the bejeezus out of me in a way that literally no movie has for ten plus years

    like two years later i still get freaked out about shit from it

    that takes some fuckin skill. i give the dowdles some credit. i keep an eye on what they do these days just to see if they ever recapture that

    Its too bad Poughkeepsie Tapes is like next to impossible to view legally by any method. I still think this film is an urban legend that someone took as far as to make posters for and place in theaters and yet was never released and people only claim to have seen it to further the legend.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Columbia has several old roads and other spots that are said to be haunted, including one where supposedly a ghostly horse-drawn carriage will appear and race cars

    I thought drag-racing a ghost was basically the coolest thing ever so I went to that place and stood outside my car and just shouted that the ghost was a total pussy, and then I got in the car and hauled ass on that road, and surprise, nothing happened

    In that one night I went to every other site I knew of and called ghosts pussies and every time I was met with silence

    Pussy goddamn ghosts

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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Ghosts ain't shit I can take on any ghost any day fuck you ghosts you what you gonna do haunt me that shit's weak.

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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Oh shit I just heard something in my house fuck goddammit I made the ghosts mad

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    quick compliment the ghosts!

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Buttlord wrote: »
    this is also the point where i reiterate how much i "love" poughkeepsie tapes

    quotes around that because it is in no way a fun movie or a thing i enjoyed watching

    it scared the bejeezus out of me in a way that literally no movie has for ten plus years

    like two years later i still get freaked out about shit from it

    that takes some fuckin skill. i give the dowdles some credit. i keep an eye on what they do these days just to see if they ever recapture that

    Its too bad Poughkeepsie Tapes is like next to impossible to view legally by any method. I still think this film is an urban legend that someone took as far as to make posters for and place in theaters and yet was never released and people only claim to have seen it to further the legend.

    for real

    i'm pretty sure at some point the brothers dowdle have said they don't give a fuck since the only home release was VHS

    do not quote me on this or take it as an endorsement of piracy

    also i wanna say for the record: it's not a good movie

    half of it is the stupidest most poorly-acted shit ever

    but the other half makes up for it

    because the other half wavers between weird and fucking terrifying

    i've done a lot of posting about why that half is so effective, w/r/t how it's presented but if someone wants to hear my thoughts on found footage again i can type it fast

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    quick compliment the ghosts!

    "Girl you so translucent ... Did you loose ectoplasma, because you lookin' gooood"

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    quick compliment the ghosts!

    "Girl you so translucent ... Did you loose ectoplasma, because you lookin' gooood"

    moaning myrtle

    :winky:

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Cube 2: Hypercube is a guilty pleasure of mine because I love the idea being trapped inside of a murderous mathematical concept.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    one time I got to make out with a girl because she was so scared of ghosts

    all 5 AM taking a drunk walk to a bridge in the woods

    all "a dude hung himself off this bridge once and sometimes he stands in the road and swipes at cars when they pass" and she was all

    "I'm only holding on to you because this is terrifying"

    and I was like


    "that's how I get all the ladies"

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    my cat just sneezed and I peed my pants in fright

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Weaver wrote: »
    Cube 2: Hypercube is a guilty pleasure of mine because I love the idea being trapped inside of a murderous mathematical concept.

    I thought it was morbidly hilarious when (Mouse over this for spoilers)

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I wanna drag race a ghost horse

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wanna drag race a ghost horse

    You can win this race easily if you race on a road that crosses running water. That's how the Ghostbusters managed to weaken and trap the headless motorcycle-man.

    Easily one of the best episodes of The Real Ghostbusters.

    Right up there with "Knock Knock" and "Collect Call of Cathulhu".

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    ugh I hate misappropriation of the word "wendigo"

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    This thread being back reminds me that I need to rewatch 'MTV's Fear'. Thankfully, some industrious soul on Youtube has the episodes. Time to watch 20-somethings be scared in the dark for awhile!

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i wonder how many people had a heart attack on the show scare tactics

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    i wonder how many people had a heart attack on the show scare tactics

    The benefit of paranoia is being immune to surprise pranks.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    i wonder how many people had a heart attack on the show scare tactics

    The benefit of paranoia is being immune to surprise pranks.

    being depressed also lowers your expectations

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    the best scare tactics is the bigfoot one

    hands down

    that girl went from blind terror to HOLY SHIT THIS RULES instantly

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Cube 2: Hypercube is a guilty pleasure of mine because I love the idea being trapped inside of a murderous mathematical concept.

    I thought it was morbidly hilarious when (Mouse over this for spoilers)

    Holy crap

    GHOST SPOILER TAGS

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i loved cube, i never saw the second one (which sounds even crazier). i saw the first one when i was like, 13, and i still remember that movie really well for some reason.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wanna drag race a ghost horse

    Whore race with a ghost in drag, what?

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