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Oops I broke my wrist and Weaver broke his everything.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Man it's hard to work now.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Heheheh.

    Man it sucks you broke your wrist though dude.

    I hope you feel better.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    So he broke his wrist jerking it right?

    I can't actually read

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I took Vicodin for the first time a few hours ago when going down for a nap, just a half tablet. And goddamn did it work. That stuff rules.

    Also my mother made an appointment for her to see a doctor finally.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Yes people develop habits for a reason

    A fuzzy internal warm all over perfect happy incredibly reason

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    A buddy of mine in highschool broke both his wrists while snowboarding and had to double cast it for a month or so

    that'd be unfortunate

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Yes people develop habits for a reason

    A fuzzy internal warm all over perfect happy incredibly reason

    yeah

    yeaaaaaaaeaaaah

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Was that @rolo that did The Contest a few years back?

    People signed up to see how long they could go without having an orgasm, either by masturbation or with assistance

    When the lost they had to tell the when where and how of it

    I forget who won that.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I thought Fiz won thaf.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    This seems like an appropriate thread to talk about being a dumbass and spraining my ankle on Monday by falling off a step. Now my whole foot is swollen and turning purple, and the limp it's given me is making my other leg hurt too.

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    Good excuse to sit down at work and make other people do stuff though, so there's a positive.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Was that @rolo that did The Contest a few years back?

    People signed up to see how long they could go without having an orgasm, either by masturbation or with assistance

    When the lost they had to tell the when where and how of it

    I forget who won that.

    I remember a contest like that but none of the stories / winner.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Was that @rolo that did The Contest a few years back?

    People signed up to see how long they could go without having an orgasm, either by masturbation or with assistance

    When the lost they had to tell the when where and how of it

    I forget who won that.

    I think @Quetzi ran it.
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I thought Fiz won thaf.

    @Fiz "won" by lying. He jerked it like every day. I went pretty long myself (without lying) but I don't think I was second place after Fiz or anything.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    My wrist is still healing up from my breaking it at the start of the month.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    My wrist is still healing up from my breaking it at the start of the month.

    Oh noooooo what happened to your wrist Weaver?

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Was that @rolo that did The Contest a few years back?

    People signed up to see how long they could go without having an orgasm, either by masturbation or with assistance

    When the lost they had to tell the when where and how of it

    I forget who won that.

    I think @Quetzi ran it.
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I thought Fiz won thaf.

    @Fiz "won" by lying. He jerked it like every day. I went pretty long myself (without lying) but I don't think I was second place after Fiz or anything.

    Lying to win a not jerking it contest, online.

    Now that's just sad.

    Oh, Fiz.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I have never broken a bone and am terrified of doing so. Flesh wounds are one thing but anything involving bones and joints just freaks me out. I can watch the goriest surgeries on telly and it's fine but a break or dislocation makes me want to hurl and cry and ugh just no.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My wrist is still healing up from my breaking it at the start of the month.

    Oh noooooo what happened to your wrist Weaver?

    bike wreck

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    you and bikes weaver

    you and bikes

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My wrist is still healing up from my breaking it at the start of the month.

    Oh noooooo what happened to your wrist Weaver?

    bike wreck

    Holy shit. Is the wrist the worst of it?

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    ouch, @smof, you did it much worse than I did

    I have no idea how I got away with as little damage as I did; I was carrying a box with like sixty pounds of books down a flight of stairs, missed the last step, and then rolled it inward all the way down until I was on one knee

    then got up still holding the box

    then kept carrying things for another two hours like a dumbass

    it looks like there's a golf ball implanted just in front of the bony knob on the outside of my ankle, but no discoloration and the limp isn't too bad.

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I've rolled my ankles so many times over the years, I have barely any resistance to keep it from happening at this point. Worst one recently was a couple years ago when i was at a bouldering wall in a climbing gym, dropped a couple meters from the top of the climb onto the mats and rolled it. That sucked

    it's super frustrating whenever it happens

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    @MrMonroe I did the same thing, missed the last step and rolled my foot inwards. I ended up flat out on the floor and within 10 minutes had a tennis-ball sized lump over my ankle. The lump's gone now but instead my whole foot is swelled up like water balloon and it's pretty colourful. Took that pic Tuesday morning, its developed now so the bruising is over more of the side and also on top of the foot by my toes and on the opposite side of the ankle. I'm sure by morning it'll be even more decorative.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Let me tell you about the time when I got plantar fasciitis and it took three different doctors to tell me what the hell was wrong with my foot.

    Finally the foot specialist was able to give me a shot of steroids to my heel so I was even able to do the stretches.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Wait


    you called the ambulance for a broken wrist? seriously? Why didn't you just go to the ER yourself and save the money?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Wait


    you called the ambulance for a broken wrist? seriously? Why didn't you just go to the ER yourself and save the money?

    I called it for my mother and she refused to go. Our visits are backwards as shit. But even if she didn't need one my mom doesn't know how to get around the city and would fight me on directions I try to give. She's frustrating as shit.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    More to the point

    Did your mum eat that cake?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    More to the point

    Did your mum eat that cake?

    hahaha

    Some but it got thrown away.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    That sucks, Henroid.

    Also, thread title reminded me of: http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308/saturday-night-live-oops-i-crapped-my-pants

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I did not realize this is the jerkin it thread before I posted that link, btw.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The gherkin' it thread.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I have this weird thing

    where I hate gherkins

    but I love gherkin relish

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have this weird thing

    where I hate gherkins

    but I love gherkin relish

    I thought you had said you have a gherkin fetish

    And I just sort of sighed heavily and said "Of course that would exist."

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The only time I stand pickles or their like is in burgers.

    Everything else can go fuck itself.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I will eat pickles right now.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I like the really garlicy ones. (Garlicky?)

    godmode on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.

    Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.

    Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.

    It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.

    Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.

    Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.

    It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.

    That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.

    Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.

    Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.

    It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.

    That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.

    Well much like a pickle my cyst is also juicy.

    Probably not nearly as tasty though.

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Yeah, try to stay on topic here, Mori.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.

    Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.

    Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.

    It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.

    That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.

    Well much like a pickle my cyst is also juicy.

    Probably not nearly as tasty though.

    I bet if we soaked it in pickle juice for awhile we could make it tasty.

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