Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
This seems like an appropriate thread to talk about being a dumbass and spraining my ankle on Monday by falling off a step. Now my whole foot is swollen and turning purple, and the limp it's given me is making my other leg hurt too.
Good excuse to sit down at work and make other people do stuff though, so there's a positive.
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
@Fiz "won" by lying. He jerked it like every day. I went pretty long myself (without lying) but I don't think I was second place after Fiz or anything.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
My wrist is still healing up from my breaking it at the start of the month.
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
@Fiz "won" by lying. He jerked it like every day. I went pretty long myself (without lying) but I don't think I was second place after Fiz or anything.
Lying to win a not jerking it contest, online.
Now that's just sad.
Oh, Fiz.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
I have never broken a bone and am terrified of doing so. Flesh wounds are one thing but anything involving bones and joints just freaks me out. I can watch the goriest surgeries on telly and it's fine but a break or dislocation makes me want to hurl and cry and ugh just no.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
I have no idea how I got away with as little damage as I did; I was carrying a box with like sixty pounds of books down a flight of stairs, missed the last step, and then rolled it inward all the way down until I was on one knee
then got up still holding the box
then kept carrying things for another two hours like a dumbass
it looks like there's a golf ball implanted just in front of the bony knob on the outside of my ankle, but no discoloration and the limp isn't too bad.
I've rolled my ankles so many times over the years, I have barely any resistance to keep it from happening at this point. Worst one recently was a couple years ago when i was at a bouldering wall in a climbing gym, dropped a couple meters from the top of the climb onto the mats and rolled it. That sucked
Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
@MrMonroe I did the same thing, missed the last step and rolled my foot inwards. I ended up flat out on the floor and within 10 minutes had a tennis-ball sized lump over my ankle. The lump's gone now but instead my whole foot is swelled up like water balloon and it's pretty colourful. Took that pic Tuesday morning, its developed now so the bruising is over more of the side and also on top of the foot by my toes and on the opposite side of the ankle. I'm sure by morning it'll be even more decorative.
you called the ambulance for a broken wrist? seriously? Why didn't you just go to the ER yourself and save the money?
I called it for my mother and she refused to go. Our visits are backwards as shit. But even if she didn't need one my mom doesn't know how to get around the city and would fight me on directions I try to give. She's frustrating as shit.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.
Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.
Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.
It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.
Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.
Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.
It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.
That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.
Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.
Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.
Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.
It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.
That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.
Well much like a pickle my cyst is also juicy.
Probably not nearly as tasty though.
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
Also, got the results of my MRI. It's just a cyst and it's in the skin of my leg, so thankfully not embedded in the muscle or anything.
Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.
Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.
It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.
That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.
Well much like a pickle my cyst is also juicy.
Probably not nearly as tasty though.
I bet if we soaked it in pickle juice for awhile we could make it tasty.
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Man it sucks you broke your wrist though dude.
I hope you feel better.
I can't actually read
Also my mother made an appointment for her to see a doctor finally.
A fuzzy internal warm all over perfect happy incredibly reason
that'd be unfortunate
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
yeah
yeaaaaaaaeaaaah
People signed up to see how long they could go without having an orgasm, either by masturbation or with assistance
When the lost they had to tell the when where and how of it
I forget who won that.
Good excuse to sit down at work and make other people do stuff though, so there's a positive.
I remember a contest like that but none of the stories / winner.
I think @Quetzi ran it.
@Fiz "won" by lying. He jerked it like every day. I went pretty long myself (without lying) but I don't think I was second place after Fiz or anything.
Oh noooooo what happened to your wrist Weaver?
Lying to win a not jerking it contest, online.
Now that's just sad.
Oh, Fiz.
bike wreck
you and bikes
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Holy shit. Is the wrist the worst of it?
I have no idea how I got away with as little damage as I did; I was carrying a box with like sixty pounds of books down a flight of stairs, missed the last step, and then rolled it inward all the way down until I was on one knee
then got up still holding the box
then kept carrying things for another two hours like a dumbass
it looks like there's a golf ball implanted just in front of the bony knob on the outside of my ankle, but no discoloration and the limp isn't too bad.
it's super frustrating whenever it happens
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
Finally the foot specialist was able to give me a shot of steroids to my heel so I was even able to do the stretches.
you called the ambulance for a broken wrist? seriously? Why didn't you just go to the ER yourself and save the money?
I called it for my mother and she refused to go. Our visits are backwards as shit. But even if she didn't need one my mom doesn't know how to get around the city and would fight me on directions I try to give. She's frustrating as shit.
Did your mum eat that cake?
Satans..... hints.....
hahaha
Some but it got thrown away.
Also, thread title reminded me of: http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308/saturday-night-live-oops-i-crapped-my-pants
where I hate gherkins
but I love gherkin relish
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I thought you had said you have a gherkin fetish
And I just sort of sighed heavily and said "Of course that would exist."
Everything else can go fuck itself.
Satans..... hints.....
Unfortunately I couldn't make a surgery date because our current insurance runs out, well, today. And we have no idea what our new insurance is like.
Still, I'll email one of the receptionists there once I actually know something about the new insurance, and if I'm not covered by them they'll find a referral for me.
It's nothing to rush about anyway, it's not getting any worse. The pain is annoying though, so at least it's gratifying to know that surgery is doable and it's not a tumor or anything serious.
That's pretty good news but I fail to see what it has to do with pickles.
Well much like a pickle my cyst is also juicy.
Probably not nearly as tasty though.
I bet if we soaked it in pickle juice for awhile we could make it tasty.