If given the option, would you become a vampire?

Glyph

And I mean with all the benefits of immortality, superhuman strength, nocturnal vision, being able to shapeshift, etc. but also all the weaknesses of being allergic to sunlight, garlic, crosses, silver, stakes through the heart, having no reflection and needing to be invited into people's homes and so on.

Yay/Nay?

Moriveth

Nope.

Fandyien

i'm already a ghost

mensch-o-matic

i dont want to have to get all up on peoples gross, greasy necks any more than i already have to

Swill

Zzz

SyphonBlue

Whoa when did I get to gamefaqs

MetroidZoid

I never get invited anywhere, so I really can't picture an ever-lasting lack of a social life.

Swill

What is this, a horrible first date

mensch-o-matic

also a vampire in the real world would last maybe a week longer than a zombie in the real world

Marshmallow

I'm holding out for lichhood.

Munkus Beaver

ut also all the weaknesses of being allergic to sunlight, garlic, crosses, silver, stakes through the heart, having no reflection and needing to be invited into people's homes and so on.

For 90% of this forum, the only that will change is less Italian.

Raijin Quickfoot

Only if I can sparkle in the sun.

Tonkka

Beaten by Raijin.

Crimson King

there's already a skyrim thread

Darmak

It would mean I'd have to stop creeping into people's homes while they're sleeping or showering and smelling their things

Fandyien

do welcome mats just count as a blanket invitation to vampires

#pipe

Only if I got to be the tall, sexy, eastern european nobility kind

Raijin Quickfoot

Tonkka wrote: »

Beaten by Raijin.

There's no crying in sadomasochism

Dichotomy

man I can't do this I have to cross running water all the time

Raijin Quickfoot

Dichotomy wrote: »

man I can't do this I have to cross running water all the time

Oh shit...I didn't even think of that. I drive over the Mississippi river almost every day.

TracerBullet

The question is, are vampires immune to STDs?

Face herpes for life sounds bad enough, but face herpes for undeath? I dunno...

Mr Fuzzbutt

werewolves are better than vampires

Moriveth

One thing that makes me wonder about the concept of vampires requiring to be invited in is like

what if you move

does that vampire get a free pass into wherever you move to

or does he have to be re-invited

and if it's not attached to whoever's living there, then could they go into a house if they've been invited to it once

also I rent this apartment, so I don't own it

if it's based on ownership then wouldn't I have to get the company that owns this apartment complex to allow the vampire in?

Antimatter

shapeshifting? heck yes. i'd do nearly anything for that.

I Win Swordfights

i already sparkle

Tonkka

Do I get to hang out with Kate Beckinsale?

Antimatter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

Viscount Islands

Absolutely.

Munkus Beaver

Moriveth wrote: »

One thing that makes me wonder about the concept of vampires requiring to be invited in is like

what if you move

does that vampire get a free pass into wherever you move to

or does he have to be re-invited

and if it's not attached to whoever's living there, then could they go into a house if they've been invited to it once

also I rent this apartment, so I don't own it

if it's based on ownership then wouldn't I have to get the company that owns this apartment complex to allow the vampire in?

just stand awkwardly outside a FSBO house

Mortal Sky

I was a vampire in Oblivion. It was terrible and the quest for a cure sucked.

Mortal Sky

So screw being a vampire.

Harrier

Fuck no. I'll keep my soul.

Moriveth

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Moriveth wrote: »

One thing that makes me wonder about the concept of vampires requiring to be invited in is like

what if you move

does that vampire get a free pass into wherever you move to

or does he have to be re-invited

and if it's not attached to whoever's living there, then could they go into a house if they've been invited to it once

also I rent this apartment, so I don't own it

if it's based on ownership then wouldn't I have to get the company that owns this apartment complex to allow the vampire in?

just stand awkwardly outside a FSBO house

"I vant to use... your bathroom, yes"

Goatmon

Antimatter wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

Antimatter wins.

Everyone can go home, now.

Eddy

I'm DTV if that means I get the chance to live forever

Donovan Puppyfucker

Only if I get to be the dude vampire to Eva Greens chick vampire.

In related news, Dark Shadows is somewhere around a 'b' grade film.

Moriveth

I'm trying to think if there's anything that I'd inflict on myself and I'm having a hard time

wouldn't want to be a werewolf

maybe I'd be a cyborg

robot penis

Antimatter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS1BkF-TBng&feature=related

Centipede Damascus

Moriveth wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Moriveth wrote: »

One thing that makes me wonder about the concept of vampires requiring to be invited in is like

what if you move

does that vampire get a free pass into wherever you move to

or does he have to be re-invited

and if it's not attached to whoever's living there, then could they go into a house if they've been invited to it once

also I rent this apartment, so I don't own it

if it's based on ownership then wouldn't I have to get the company that owns this apartment complex to allow the vampire in?

just stand awkwardly outside a FSBO house

"I vant to use... your bathroom, yes"

have you seen Fright Night? that's basically exactly what Colin Farrell does in that movie.

Fandyien

i would absolutely be a cyborg

sealabjoke.txt

Raijin Quickfoot

I'd get hella cyber implants if they were available.