i want to be a professor of literature at oxford, the brilliant and absent-minded kind who wears a tweed jacket everywhere and is constantly misplacing his glasses only to discover that he's still wearing them
this will give me enough money to smoke fine cigars and drink very expensive whiskey on special occasions
also go on sabbatical to the south of france and spend my time there writing brilliant, revolutionary novels that ten people buy
I want to be that guy who finds loopholes in people's insurance policies and denies them coverage for their life saving procedures. I'd learn to dress and talk like a super villain and just be evil as all fuck. I would also have a side job as a lobbyist for the same company.
The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
I have two, one more farfetched than the other
the Grander of the two is winning the lottery (for which I never buy tickets), then buying an old fortress or castle and having half to myself, and opening a youth hostel in the other half. Pay to stay or just assist with the upkeep. It would have a mechanical workshop and such as well and a small collection of bizarre cars.
The other is to own a small property, scenic by the coast, where I can build and design and such at whim, when I'm not travelling around doing light vehicle design
Finding a team of artists, programmers, testers, and game designers to work on all my cool ideas for video games while I just tell them what I want and contribute little to nothing in the way of actual work or funding to help complete the game(s).
I want to be that guy who finds loopholes in people's insurance policies and denies them coverage for their life saving procedures. I'd learn to dress and talk like a super villain and just be evil as all fuck. I would also have a side job as a lobbyist for the same company.
I look forward to having you on my talk show.
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
i want to be a professor of literature at oxford, the brilliant and absent-minded kind who wears a tweed jacket everywhere and is constantly misplacing his glasses only to discover that he's still wearing them
this will give me enough money to smoke fine cigars and drink very expensive whiskey on special occasions
also go on sabbatical to the south of france and spend my time there writing brilliant, revolutionary novels that ten people buy
I guess now we gotta fight with knives cause this is me too
Except for the literature and Oxford part
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i want to be a professor of literature at oxford, the brilliant and absent-minded kind who wears a tweed jacket everywhere and is constantly misplacing his glasses only to discover that he's still wearing them
this will give me enough money to smoke fine cigars and drink very expensive whiskey on special occasions
also go on sabbatical to the south of france and spend my time there writing brilliant, revolutionary novels that ten people buy
I guess now we gotta fight with knives cause this is me too
Except for the literature and Oxford part
what do you want to study and where do you want to study it at
we could go halves on the whiskey while we're waiting for our big break
unless of course we stab each other to death over who gets tenure
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
History, particularly the history of east-west relations between Korea and other nations.
At the moment I am waiting on tenterhooks for acceptance to a program. We can jump the tenure knife fight hurdle when we get to it. Until then, whiskey and tweed fist bumps. Very classy fist bumps.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
I never had any idea what I wanted to do with my life, even ideally
History, particularly the history of east-west relations between Korea and other nations.
At the moment I am waiting on tenterhooks for acceptance to a program. We can jump the tenure knife fight hurdle when we get to it. Until then, whiskey and tweed fist bumps. Very classy fist bumps.
TrueHereticXWe are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter.Sydney, AustraliaRegistered Userregular
Go to uni for some kind of History degree (planning on Medieval Studies), get married one day, own a house, write a book that gets published, read stories to my nephew.
It would be kinda cool to 'suffer' from somnography, the act of writing when asleep
I've got a friend who eats in his sleep
if he keeps food in his room, it will all be gone when he wakes up
He's not doing it, his roommate is sneaking in during the night and eating it just to fuck with him.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
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If I won lotto or just became financially independent from the need to irk to support my drinking habit I'd like to work as like an instructor for one of those places that help bald kids and stuff.
I wonder what rock stars' pipe dreams are? I mean I guess there's no conceivable ceiling to pipe dreams (being pipe dreams, after all). But it's always interesting reading stuff like "I had everything, and yet I still felt like I was missing something"
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
I wonder what rock stars' pipe dreams are? I mean I guess there's no conceivable ceiling to pipe dreams (being pipe dreams, after all). But it's always interesting reading stuff like "I had everything, and yet I still felt like I was missing something"
Their problem was that they thought they had everything.
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Write a comic book.
Write and help design a video game.
...there seems to be a pattern here.
this will give me enough money to smoke fine cigars and drink very expensive whiskey on special occasions
also go on sabbatical to the south of france and spend my time there writing brilliant, revolutionary novels that ten people buy
welp
if only somebody would think to start one
Only means of propulsion allowed would be deploying sails to catch the wind or human power to drive propellers
I host a podcast about movies.
Ohh that reminds me, I do want to try and get a character I created, DC Universe setting, off the ground. Not that I can draw this myself.
Only after fully functioning robot boners are invented.
But real estate mogul, professional sports team owner/gm/player (all at once)
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
the Grander of the two is winning the lottery (for which I never buy tickets), then buying an old fortress or castle and having half to myself, and opening a youth hostel in the other half. Pay to stay or just assist with the upkeep. It would have a mechanical workshop and such as well and a small collection of bizarre cars.
The other is to own a small property, scenic by the coast, where I can build and design and such at whim, when I'm not travelling around doing light vehicle design
This is my problem.
Damn artists wanting money.
Bill Finger got like twenty bucks a year! I mean he died bitter and desititute and people seriously think Bob Kane invented Batman but still
all you gotta to is write four hours a day, every day, for ten years, and at the end of that time you'll probably have a book
i'm hesitant to call it a pipe dream because it's something that's under your control, it's not that you can't do it. you just won't.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I look forward to having you on my talk show.
I've got a friend who eats in his sleep
if he keeps food in his room, it will all be gone when he wakes up
I guess now we gotta fight with knives cause this is me too
Except for the literature and Oxford part
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
what do you want to study and where do you want to study it at
we could go halves on the whiskey while we're waiting for our big break
unless of course we stab each other to death over who gets tenure
At the moment I am waiting on tenterhooks for acceptance to a program. We can jump the tenure knife fight hurdle when we get to it. Until then, whiskey and tweed fist bumps. Very classy fist bumps.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I am the man with no dreams
it's me
this gets a pass
history is the one thing as cool as literature
All somewhat doable.
almost more than anything
He's not doing it, his roommate is sneaking in during the night and eating it just to fuck with him.
Personally, one day I'd like to knock off this.
Because, why wouldn't you?
Satans..... hints.....
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
the anna wintour of belvest
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Their problem was that they thought they had everything.
Satans..... hints.....
And obviously they should have married their plain pre-fame girlfriend, is the remedy
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
dude has no roommate
it must be a ghooooost