For Men Only.

MD

You know those disposable razors? On each razor, the blades are followed by a lubricating strip. Now why are the lubricating strips placed after the blades -- when lubrication should come before the blades.

AMIRITE GUYS

mensch-o-matic

n qn ~<3

godmode

I honestly expected much worse, based on the title.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Whats the deal with airline food?

Jars

get a bigger dick with one simple trick

mensch-o-matic

men don't you just hate it when you stumble across a buttplug covered in shit and you pull off all the filhty layers to reveal a sock covering a screwdriver

Shorty

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

men don't you just hate it when you stumble across a buttplug covered in shit and you pull off all the filhty layers to reveal a sock covering a screwdriver

heard it

VALVEjunkie

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

men don't you just hate it when you stumble across a buttplug covered in shit and you pull off all the filhty layers to reveal a sock covering a screwdriver

if I had a nickel...

DJ Eebs

as a male rights associate

mensch-o-matic

men don't you hate it when you run out of floss so you use a strand of your hair instead

Scudo

today I sat in my bathroom squeezing pus out of an ingrown hair in my pubic region

this

was

my

Saturday

Moriveth

Also, women. Am I right?

mensch-o-matic

men don't you hate it when you pull out your tampon only to find that TWO TAMPONS COME OUT i mean how did that extra one even GET in there

Dichotomy

men don't you hate it when you get stuck while molting your old carapace

No Great Name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qLm8nZxQc

No Great Name

Also, ew, disposable razors?

badger hair brush, soap, safety razor, step up your game son.

Atheraal

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

men don't you hate it when you run out of floss so you use a strand of your hair instead

only an annoyance when you use hair from your head

otherwise its art

MetroidZoid

The new scent from Chanel:

SE++, for men.

"Business as usual"

Weaver

satansfingers

you blew this case wide open!

Shorty

I hate when my dick gets caught in the toilet seat

satansfingers

i don't shave on account of my beautiful, luxurious beard

Gatsby

I need a proper razor.

Doobh

I hate it when my pepper touches the rim

Local H Jay

inappropriate workplace boners

DJ Eebs

I've got a beard-ish thing

it's necessary because without it I look like a fifteen year old girl

mensch-o-matic

men don't you hate it when you're trying to have a nice night with your cat when, just when you've penetrated,

Weaver

satansfingers wrote: »

i don't shave on account of my beautiful, luxurious beard

when I had a beard I still had to shave my neck

MD

No Great Name wrote: »

Also, ew, disposable razors?

badger hair brush, soap, safety razor, step up your game son.

It has 5 blades, dude. How can I resist that.

satansfingers

Weaver wrote: »

satansfingers wrote: »

i don't shave on account of my beautiful, luxurious beard

when I had a beard I still had to shave my neck

i edge a little but i don't worry too much about it because it doesn't get too out of hand down there

Shorty

I got pissed off at paying thirty bucks for ten razors so I switched to dollar shave club

couldn't be more pleased with that decision

JohnnyCache

So the other day I'm totally fucked up on dmt when a Jehovah's witness knocks on my door

You ever deal with a twelfth dimensional entity trying to give you a watchtower

Cause i have

Gatsby

I'm looking forward to be able to grow a proper beard/goatee when I'm 40.

Right now I can still only reach the dirty asian 'stache stage.

MetroidZoid

Peeing around corners is a right, not a privilege

satansfingers

MD wrote: »

No Great Name wrote: »

Also, ew, disposable razors?

badger hair brush, soap, safety razor, step up your game son.

It has 5 blades, dude. How can I resist that.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/

Weaver

Shorty wrote: »

I got pissed off at paying thirty bucks for ten razors so I switched to dollar shave club

couldn't be more pleased with that decision

Their commercial was fantastic.

The blades I use for my safety razor are under $3 for a pack of ten and last forever

Gatsby

MetroidZoid wrote: »

Peeing around corners is a right, not a privilege

Shorty

Weaver wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

I got pissed off at paying thirty bucks for ten razors so I switched to dollar shave club

couldn't be more pleased with that decision

Their commercial was fantastic.

The blades I use for my safety razor are under $3 for a pack of ten and last forever

ultimately I would like to switch to a DE safety but the setup cost is prohibitive

DJ Eebs

MALE RIGHTS





Funny how westerners IGNORE the fact that there is a UNIVERSAL EXCEPTANCE to men being injured, or battered (ESPECIALLY FROM FEMALES) as comedy.

But oh wait, "Lara is somewhat battered... this is disempowerment."

As a Male Rights Associate, we've been through this HUNDREDS, or THUSANDS of times, especially with Western feminists.

If ANYONE wants to rant about the "media's depiction of women" I wouln't REMOTELY hold back on how the media has a more NEGATIVE depiction of women.


DID ANYONE EVEN notice that the only "EVIL" ones in this game were men? I'd like to continue, and go on and on. I've dealt with feminists

Centipede Damascus

what a sausage fest this thread is

later, dudes

No Great Name

Weaver wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

I got pissed off at paying thirty bucks for ten razors so I switched to dollar shave club

couldn't be more pleased with that decision

Their commercial was fantastic.

The blades I use for my safety razor are under $3 for a pack of ten and last forever

what you use? I'm a feather man.