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Oh shit, Nazis. (Pics pg23)

SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGamingRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I hate Nazis. And yet, they have come to my down and are marching through the streets. On Saturday a group from the national socialist party, advocating the immediate removal of all nonwhite people from the country, including the immediate death penalty for gay people, are gonna march right by my dorm.

I had considered setting up a Jewish lemonade stand, but now I'm thinking I'll just fall back into the dorm and set up a star of David and possibly a rainbow flag in the window. Maybe they'll aim for my roommate.

How should I combat this evil?

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  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What the fuck.

    Socialism isn't even close to facism.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Call Indiana Jones.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, its like you've never played Wolfenstein ever.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WHAT.

    THE.

    FUCK.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah I find this OP confusing. Communist Nazis?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    SkyGheNe wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    Socialism isn't even close to facism.

    Words that end with 'ism' are actually all the same.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Yeah I find this OP confusing. Communist Nazis?

    Look, that's what they're calling themselves. I'm not a nazi expert or anything, but I would expect them to be pretty retarded anyway.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Socialists ca be racists, you guys.

    They want to help "the people", as long as "the people" refers to white guys.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "The National Socialist Movement, according to its Web site, calls itself “America’s Nazi Party” and says it is “the fastest growing neo-Nazi organization in the United States.”"
    http://digmo.org/news/story.php?ID=24547

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Just roll over them

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hahahaha

    Do they put that on their posters

    We're number 1!

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Im tellin you, give Harrison Ford a call, he'll clear em out in no time.

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  • SavedSaved Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wow, this sounds like my hometown, all the time.

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  • booblet0booblet0 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what? :/

    where do you go to school?!

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  • Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SkyGheNe wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    Socialism isn't even close to facism.


    Nationalsozialismus = National Socialism


    National Socialist Workers Party

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Yeah I find this OP confusing. Communist Nazis?

    Son, what part of National Socialist Workers Party don't you understand?

    edit: Historian dogpile

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    nazi is short for national socialist

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    SkyGheNe wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    Socialism isn't even close to facism.


    Nationalsozialismus = National Socialism


    National Socialist Workers Party

    yeah well your mum is fat

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This should do it:

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    High pressure hose.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This looks like a job for me; quickly, all of you! I need a plane ticket to this man's location and access to some gay Jewish lemonade!

    Possibly with cherries.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That article is baffling.


    Marxism promotes homosexuality?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you could also try rolling over them with your massive girth. fatty

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my favourite story is when 18 black dudes competed in the '36 nazi olympics and won 14 medals.

    hitler's all.. b.b.b..ut the aryan race

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  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SkyGheNe wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    Socialism isn't even close to facism.


    Nationalsozialismus = National Socialism


    National Socialist Workers Party

    yeah well your mum is fat

    Too bad he refers to them as the "socialist party" and not the "national socialist party"

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    That article is baffling.


    Marxism promotes homosexuality?

    Apparently. Workers of the world, unsheath your cocks.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    yeah I think you're pretty much reaching for a reason to bag sniperguy with the whole socialism thing

    I mean

    if the part is called the national socialist party

    easy call to make

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd go with your plan of Star of David in the window and a rainbow flag hanging out of it as well.

    We used to have to go through this shit every year on Hitler's Birthday when I was going to college in York, PA. The town was a magnet for it because of the not so long ago race riots and really entrenched KKK. They ended up taking over all the parks and open space for a few days while the cops waited and looked for a reason to haul them off to jail.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fascism is pretty hard to define, since one of the core identifiers is nationalism/racial prejudice.

    And there are fucktons of governments/organizations that are involved with that.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dammit, hate-mongers, why are you so stupid?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The best way to fight back against these people is to pay no attention to them at all.

    That and fire of course.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    too bad no ww2 vets go batshit crazy and gun these parades down. I think they could get off with a misdeamner

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "The primary goal of Marxism is to destroy national boundaries through promoting homosexuality, immigration, degradation and destruction of society."

    God, that's so true. Stalin love him some homofag anarchist Mexicans.

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  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd go with a small catapult and a couple dozen eggs.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hate Illinois Nazis.

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  • Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    socialists are socialists.

    a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.

    Technically that's what Hitler did, and then reparceled production and distribution between his own military and people who had sided with the Nazi party.

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  • Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whatever the point is, Sniper, you should have a series of stands along the parade route, each one more jewish and gayer than the previous one.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    too bad no ww2 vets go batshit crazy and gun these parades down. I think they could get off with a misdeamner

    I'll call my grandfather; he and I could make a day of it, 'cause he's got more guns than South Central. I think he still has a few grenades tucked away.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think what you should do is sit at your computer and watch pornography, and when you hear them marching by, mutter something like "somebody should do something about this" under your breath.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When NeoNazis marched through Toledo, all the gangs up a started a riot.

    Yeay for giving them exactly what they want Toledo. I fucking hate this city.

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