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MTV's Teen Wolf isn't the worst thing on television

QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited June 2012 in Social Entropy++
Weird, right?

Very, very loosely adapted from the sweet movie of the same name, Teen Wolf is about teenager Scott who gets bit by a werewolf and then has to both be in highschool and solve werewolf mysteries. At the same time!

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This is Scott. He is newly a teenwolf. He likes lacrosse and pretty girls but has never been very good at either. He works at a vet's office and his mom is a single nurse.

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More importantly, this is his best friend, Stiles. Stiles likes all the same things that Scott likes, but isn't incredibly dumb. Also he can use Google! That makes him the brains of this operation. And his dad is the sherriff or something.

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This is a pretty girl. She is named Allison Argent. Why does she get a last name, you ask? Because her last name means silver. So she comes from an ancient French family of werewolf hunters, and thus has to be Scott's love interest.

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This is Derek. He is also a teenwolf, despite not really being a teen anymore. He might be an ally for Scott. Or maybe not!

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This is Lydia. She is hot AND popular. Also secretly smart and talented at everything but she doesn't tell people because she is hot and popular.

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And last but most certainly not least, we have Jackson. Jackson is good at sports (and boning Lydia). In fact, until Scott became a teenwolf, Jackson was the best at sports. He might be a bit angry, but he's still the best at boning Lydia. Also secretly smart.

The first season of this is on Netflix and came out of nowhere as a secretly great show. The second season just started and MTV, like good upstanding folks, puts the episodes on their website after they air.

So let's talk about how we don't really understand lacrosse or high school or why this show accidentally turned out good or how great it is that the creators are sworn against including vampires.

Mark your spoilers, because nobody has seen this show.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I love this show.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I understand lacrosse.

  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited June 2012
    4 dudes, 1 shirt

    edit:
    I'm afraid I'll watch a few episodes, get hooked, and then not notice when it goes completely off the rails and becomes shit

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am really disappointed that I couldn't find shirtless Stiles.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Those are the least hairy teen wolfs I have ever

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Those are the least hairy teen wolfs I have ever

    Have ever what

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Melding wrote: »
    I understand lacrosse.

    Alright how fast do you have to backflip fling a lacrosse ball to burn a hole through a lacrosse net?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I love this show.

    Looking at those pictures, I think I do too
    8-)

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    So like do they never wear shirts? Sounds good

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I understand lacrosse.

    Alright how fast do you have to backflip fling a lacrosse ball to burn a hole through a lacrosse net?

    that's not standard lacrosse at all!

    I don't know rules for America Lacrosse, just real Canadian Lacrosse.

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I thought this was supposed to suck! Guess not?

    What do they have against shirts, and why do the girls not have this same aversion to clothing?

    Is this "good" or "good for modern MTV?"

    You say Lydia is hot, so is that just a really unflattering picture or

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I picked a super unflattering picture because it made me laugh.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I was gonna get a more flattering picture of Lydia but instead I found an even funnier one of her.

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    How does this compare to Big Wolf on Campus?

    Keep in mind that Big Wolf was Canadian.

    But also keep in mind that it featured a character named Merton Dingle.

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    teens these days don't have any respect for the natural werewolf pack order
    it's fucked up

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I would like some explanation as to why this may not be the worst thing ever

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Artreus wrote: »
    I would like some explanation as to why this may not be the worst thing ever

    Amusing characters with decenr dialogue, a well researched mythology, and an actually surprising villain for the first season.

    Like I will admit I started watching it because I wanted absolute trash, and it is nowhere near perfect, but it is far better than expected.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    teens these days don't have any respect for the natural werewolf pack order
    it's fucked up

    Have you seen this? Because you are very wrong.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I saw an ad for this at the theater before Prometheus. It made it out to be Twilight/Romeo & Juliet. Is it more like Buffy?

  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I saw an ad for this at the theater before Prometheus. It made it out to be Twilight/Romeo & Juliet. Is it more like Buffy?

    Every show aimed at teens (particularly when the supernatural is involved) will devolve into angsty relationships. It's like a cosmic law. The question is, when it does, will the characters have been developed well enough to keep it from becoming trash?

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Definitely more Buffy than Twilight.

  • Man of the WavesMan of the Waves Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    wrong thread.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I still don't get why this is called Teen Wolf

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Supernatural crossover, everyone dies

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Doesn't teen wolf find out he's a werewolf cause his dad's a werewolf

    have they found a way to have him seriously ride on a van yet, like in a car chase

  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Just watched the first episode.

    I am convinced, more now than ever, that screenwriters are grown in tubes until their 20s, and have never actually seen a highschool or highschool party.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Definitely more Buffy than Twilight.

    it's like reverse Buffy.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Delzhand wrote: »
    Just watched the first episode.

    I am convinced, more now than ever, that screenwriters are grown in tubes until their 20s, and have never actually seen a highschool or highschool party.

    It suffers from a serious case of Hollywood High, but whatever, I don't really mind.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Doesn't teen wolf find out he's a werewolf cause his dad's a werewolf

    have they found a way to have him seriously ride on a van yet, like in a car chase

    Not yet. However, the main villain of the first season:
    Goes after them in the locker room at one point after he's revealed. He looks around says, "Lacrosse, huh? Back in my day we played basketball."

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Doesn't teen wolf find out he's a werewolf cause his dad's a werewolf

    have they found a way to have him seriously ride on a van yet, like in a car chase

    Not yet. However, the main villain of the first season:
    Goes after them in the locker room at one point after he's revealed. He looks around says, "Lacrosse, huh? Back in my day we played basketball."
    Alright, that's pretty funny. But you'd think 2 seasons in, they'dve done a Matrix thing by now, if only so Teen Wolf could say "...I could get used to this!"

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Season 2 just started, and I haven't actually been watching it yet. I bet it will happen.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    how much basketball and car surfing is there

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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Supernatural crossover, everyone dies

    Everyone dies except the Winchesters you mean.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    how much basketball and car surfing is there

    Don't be ridiculous. These are (teen) men. They play lacrosse.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    didn't fully answer the question, jerko

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Supernatural crossover, everyone dies

    Everyone dies except the Winchesters you mean.

    Supernatural spoilers
    They die and are brought back forgetting everything thanks to angel magic

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    None, so far. They are pretty much taking the name, the names of the two main characters, and the occasional offhand reference.

    In some ways I wish they had used a djfferent title and completely divorced themselves, but the name is part of why I watched it, so

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I just started watching Supernatural.

    It's okay.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    maaaaaaan

    don't think I can watch it now

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TLB give it a chance. The first season was only one semester, they'll save the roof ridin' for prom.

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