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Franz Kafka

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
This is a thread about Franz Kafka. I heard he could kick Thomas Edison's ass. With his insect powers.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    what about tesla

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tesla would just build a giant robot and crush them both.


    Edit: Excellent timing Keith.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Kafka ain't got no game, son

    Tesla represent!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man Tesla and Kafka would team up

    making electric cockroaches and shit

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    kafkaesque

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    not kefka

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This book explains all

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Man Tesla and Kafka would team up

    making electric cockroaches and shit

    tesla don't need no fuckin' help from no Kafka motherfucker, motherfucker

    tesla's all set makin robots out of gravity and inventing the sexbomb so that Tom Joneses of future generations can have something to sing about

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    This book explains all

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    That looks pretty cool.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I fucking hate cockroaches.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?
    <Aegis`> yah, but only once.
    <kinkos> once is all i need!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm just a lonely german

    ... a lonely german from PRAGUE

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    sexbomb sexbomb
    you're my sexbomb
    and you can give it to me
    when I need to come along
    sexbomb sexbomb
    you're my sexbomb
    and baby you can turn me on

    come on me baby you satelite
    infrared semen moves through the night
    incoming fire, shoot me right
    I'm gunna love the way you fight
    (love the way you fight)

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  • IncendiaryIncendiary Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys. Kafka would make a sweet torture device like in "In The Penal Colony" and Edison would be all like "O noes don't carve 'I invented the lightbulb' carved into me hundreds of times." Telsa would just build another earthquake machine a kill 'em both.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ahahaha Rannk

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What did you think Jason?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    infrared semen moves through the night

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    300px-David_Bowie_as_Nikola_Tesla.jpg

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ahaha
    I was sigged

    This is abnormal!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you owe it all to your alcohol dependency!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    popping your p's

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    page 2 snypa

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is the best beer right now

    http://www.fullsailbrewing.com/ltd.cfm?CFID=2691082&CFTOKEN=68600781

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    popping your p's

    haha

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you owe it all to your alcohol dependency!

    I owe a lot of things to my budding alcoholism.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    This is the best beer right now

    http://www.fullsailbrewing.com/ltd.cfm?CFID=2691082&CFTOKEN=68600781


    man I used to fucking love full sail amber

    also the day I discovered that my best friend's girlfriend's father was a distributor for Sierra Nevada was a very, very good day indeed

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Why did you stop drinking, Rank

    Beer is so good.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you owe it all to your alcohol dependency!

    I owe a lot of things to my budding alcoholism.

    cirrhosis of the liver, for example!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man i made a kafka joke like last week and no one even got it

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you owe it all to your alcohol dependency!

    I owe a lot of things to my budding alcoholism.

    cirrhosis of the liver, for example!

    Call me back in 40 years and we'll talk.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rank you have to try the LTD

    they even list the formula for it on the bottom of the carton for people who have home breweries

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    CHICKEN POT PIE

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    aren't home breweries illegal?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nope.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well I guess you duke boys better get that moonshine over to cooter's

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, it's illegal in Alabama, actually.

    Everywhere else:
    However, most states permit homebrewing, allowing 100 gallons of beer per person over the age of 21 per household, up to a maximum of 200 gallons per year. Because alcohol is taxed by the federal governments via excise taxes, homebrewers are restricted from selling any beer they brew. This similarly applies in most Western countries.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I wish I had room for home brewing equipment. For a while I thought about importing some grapes and taking a crack at making my own dry reisling, but making wine takes almost a year so fuck that

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