HOOLIGANS. CHARLATANS. VISIGOTHS. PAY YOUR ATTENTION TO ME NOW OR BE DESTROYED.
Our homegrown indie gaming titans Zeboyd Games have just released the third episode of the outstandingly gangster Penny Arcade Adventures: On The Rain Slick Precipice Of Darkness series. IT'S ON STEAM! GO AND LOOK AT IT! SUFFUSE IT IN THE GOLDEN LIGHT OF YOUR GAZE! LOOK AT IT!
ARE YOU LOOKING?!
A LITTLE MORE!
NEARLY THERE!NOW. NOW YOU MAY PURCHASE ITPURCHASE IT WITH ALL YOUR COIN.
OR if you're some kind of poordilocks with no money you could enter Tube's Ultimate Episode 3 Giveaway Of Which The Bards Shall Sing At The End Of Time. Yeah, that could work. To win one of the ten codes on offer, email an amusing poem to [email protected]
by Wednesday. It can be about anything you want, suggested topics being
The less but still efulgent magnificence of Zeboyd Games
A tale of a vicious cage fight between your favourite Penny Arcade staff members
and the most brilliant ones will receive a code. Rhyme optional, extra points for brevity and haikus.
This forum has taken everything from me
This hurts but I deserve it