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At World's End [Pirates3]

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If you're trying to apply logic and reason to the Pirates movie, you just might have missed the entire point of it.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Someone tell me exactly why
    Elizabeth can't join the Dutchman's crew? Do you have to be near-death and then the captain saves you and ties you to the ship? Can't Will just stab her and save her? Then they can bone every night instead of once every ten years.
    maybe she is busy being king of the pirates or the flying dutchman is hell of sexist

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was hung up on that as well.
    maybe he loves her SO MUCH that he can't stab her

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    then she can't leave and be royalty?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    she's going to be busy with her responsibilities of being the king of pirates. there's more to life than sex sheri, not that you would know that

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    then she can't leave and be royalty?

    . . . So?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZOMG SPOILERZ

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Someone tell me exactly why
    Elizabeth can't join the Dutchman's crew? Do you have to be near-death and then the captain saves you and ties you to the ship? Can't Will just stab her and save her? Then they can bone every night instead of once every ten years.
    The way I see it, you have to get fucked up at sea, in a shipwreck of some kind to be fair game for the Dutchman.

    And I got the impression that that whole thing isn't something the captain should be doing with any great frequency. The primary purpose of the Flying Dutchman is to guide the souls lost at sea to the afterlife. Jones taking the dying and making them part of his crew seems to have been a twisted use of his power over souls.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Someone tell me exactly why
    Elizabeth can't join the Dutchman's crew? Do you have to be near-death and then the captain saves you and ties you to the ship? Can't Will just stab her and save her? Then they can bone every night instead of once every ten years.
    The way I see it, you have to get fucked up at sea, in a shipwreck of some kind to be fair game for the Dutchman.

    And I got the impression that that whole thing isn't something the captain should be doing with any great frequency. The primary purpose of the Flying Dutchman is to guide the souls lost at sea to the afterlife. Jones taking the dying and making them part of his crew seems to have been a twisted use of his power over souls.

    The first part is speculative BS with no evidence in the movie.

    The second is more feasible, but if that's it, it's horribly explained in the film.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?
    no no, they had one before. just the one, but they had one.

    I'd imagine she can unify them into a single fighting force now, since they have to listen to her while before they would only ever have to listen to themselves

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?
    no no, they had one before. just the one, but they had one.

    I'd imagine she can unify them into a single fighting force now, since they have to listen to her while before they would only ever have to listen to themselves

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure she sits around all day eating bon bons.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?
    no no, they had one before. just the one, but they had one.

    I'd imagine she can unify them into a single fighting force now, since they have to listen to her while before they would only ever have to listen to themselves
    I thought she was like king of that gathering? Not of all pirates forever, but just for that meeting. Thats what it sounded like to me at least.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and to shout about FREEDOM to enslave captured people and sell them

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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It just seems part of the Flying Dutchman mythos that the captain must be apart from his love. Otherwise the whole 10 years thing wouldn't matter if she could just stop by whenever.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?
    no no, they had one before. just the one, but they had one.

    I'd imagine she can unify them into a single fighting force now, since they have to listen to her while before they would only ever have to listen to themselves

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure she sits around all day eating bon bons.
    Maybe she'll actually grow some damn tits.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?
    no no, they had one before. just the one, but they had one.

    I'd imagine she can unify them into a single fighting force now, since they have to listen to her while before they would only ever have to listen to themselves
    I thought she was like king of that gathering? Not of all pirates forever, but just for that meeting. Thats what it sounded like to me at least.
    its a gathering of the most badass pirates ever who could probably kick everyones ass ever

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Strato wrote: »
    It just seems part of the Flying Dutchman mythos that the captain must be apart from his love. Otherwise the whole 10 years thing wouldn't matter if she could just stop by whenever.

    See but that's gay.

    Like, oh, no, you can't come with me and be happy because of this completely arbitrary rule that no one actually instituted or enforces.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Funny story, but has spoilers involved, so...
    So, i went in to clean a theater that was playing Pirates, and alot of people were waiting to see the lame scene after the credits. As soon as she appeared along side her son, someone in the audience yelled out "KIERA KNIGHTLY FUCKED!"

    I could not stop laughing.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    They didn't have a king. . . uh, ever, so what responsibilities would she even have?
    no no, they had one before. just the one, but they had one.

    I'd imagine she can unify them into a single fighting force now, since they have to listen to her while before they would only ever have to listen to themselves
    I thought she was like king of that gathering? Not of all pirates forever, but just for that meeting. Thats what it sounded like to me at least.
    she was described as king on that tiny island where jones was in the bucket, she's king of the brotherhood whatever and therefore all pirates

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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Funny story, but has spoilers involved, so...
    So, i went in to clean a theater that was playing Pirates, and alot of people were waiting to see the lame scene after the credits. As soon as she appeared along side her son, someone in the audience yelled out "KIERA KNIGHTLY FUCKED!"

    I could not stop laughing.

    Awesome.

    I thought that was evident from an earlier scene however.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    no they were just playing swap the boot

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh hey

    Whoever's girlfriend made the 'She's got a lil' Captain in her' joke

    That scene came up in a discussion with my mom and Katie Ford (of the Ford family lawls) and I used that line and holy crap they laughed SO HARD

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Someone tell me exactly why
    Elizabeth can't join the Dutchman's crew? Do you have to be near-death and then the captain saves you and ties you to the ship? Can't Will just stab her and save her? Then they can bone every night instead of once every ten years.
    The way I see it, you have to get fucked up at sea, in a shipwreck of some kind to be fair game for the Dutchman.

    And I got the impression that that whole thing isn't something the captain should be doing with any great frequency. The primary purpose of the Flying Dutchman is to guide the souls lost at sea to the afterlife. Jones taking the dying and making them part of his crew seems to have been a twisted use of his power over souls.
    They is also the thing about working all the time with your spouse. It might be nice for this first hundred or so years but after a while they'd probably grow to hate each other's undead selves.

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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Strato wrote: »
    It just seems part of the Flying Dutchman mythos that the captain must be apart from his love. Otherwise the whole 10 years thing wouldn't matter if she could just stop by whenever.

    See but that's gay.

    Like, oh, no, you can't come with me and be happy because of this completely arbitrary rule that no one actually instituted or enforces.

    Just pretend there's a reason, and then it will all make sense. :P

    I don't know the second movie that well because I didn't like it, but maybe that has more details.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I liked the part where jack was describing the black pearl but also his penis at the same time

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Strato wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Strato wrote: »
    It just seems part of the Flying Dutchman mythos that the captain must be apart from his love. Otherwise the whole 10 years thing wouldn't matter if she could just stop by whenever.

    See but that's gay.

    Like, oh, no, you can't come with me and be happy because of this completely arbitrary rule that no one actually instituted or enforces.

    Just pretend there's a reason, and then it will all make sense. :P

    I don't know the second movie that well because I didn't like it, but maybe that has more details.

    THAT IS NOT HOW LOGIC WORKS

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and then the ladies just get a small dinghy. such is the way with men exagerrating about their penises.

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I like how the costumes they had Keira Knightley in kind of covered up the fact that she has the body of a twelve-year-old boy

    that way, I could pretend that she actually had breasts, and was therefore the perfect woman.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    grumbleslut

    psst

    you have to have breasts to be able to complain about others not having breasts

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    holy shit it's grumbles

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that's not true at all

    you're dumb


    you should change your name to..."Rantarded-dos"





    srsly

    grumbles on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    post ur titz lol

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Titmice.jpg

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    grumbles wrote: »
    that's not true at all

    you're dumb


    you should change your name to..."Rantarded-dos"





    srsly

    it's VERY true

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    grumbles wrote: »
    I like how the costumes they had Keira Knightley in kind of covered up the fact that she has the body of a twelve-year-old boy

    that way, I could pretend that she actually had breasts, and was therefore the perfect woman.

    I already made that point you stupid bugslut.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys have we established that the female lead of this film lacks a bosom yet

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys have we established that the female lead of this film lacks a bosom yet

    I believe Bloom had quite a fine bosom.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    guys have we established that the female lead of this film lacks a bosom yet

    I believe Bloom had quite a fine bosom.

    no the other one

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    guys have we established that the female lead of this film lacks a bosom yet

    I believe Bloom had quite a fine bosom.

    no the other one

    Depp's was fine as well.

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