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At World's End [Pirates3]

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    guys have we established that the female lead of this film lacks a bosom yet

    I believe Bloom had quite a fine bosom.

    no the other one

    Depp's was fine as well.

    everything of his is so fine

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Are we talking about the monkey?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the scene with the tentacle rape made me very uncomfortable

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    the scene with the tentacle rape made me very uncomfortable

    Translation: Erection

    You sick son of a bitch.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    translation
    when it went out his nose, I did a jackface . Couldn't he just have strangled him? ugh

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    translation
    when it went out his nose, I did a jackface . Couldn't he just have strangled him? ugh

    Disney's Japanese investors (read: overlords) demanded more hentai scenes.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    blargh

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh there WAS an after-credits scene? Ah well. No big loss. I was ready for that movie to end anyway.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    hey does anyone know what jack says while he's talking to the pirate court

    it's in latin

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    knowing the writers, probably 'why is the rum gone'

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    zing

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the whole "let's repeat lines from the first movie in slightly different context" bit got really old

    stop saying poppet

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I havent read over the thread yet, so I don't know what the consensus was, but I liked it a lot... A good way to end the trilogy!

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  • GraydeathGraydeath Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    hey does anyone know what jack says while he's talking to the pirate court

    it's in latin

    quod erat demonstrandum?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Graydeath wrote: »
    hey does anyone know what jack says while he's talking to the pirate court

    it's in latin

    quod erat demonstrandum?

    and that means...?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Graydeath wrote: »
    hey does anyone know what jack says while he's talking to the pirate court

    it's in latin

    quod erat demonstrandum?

    and that means...?
    It's the un-abbreviated form of QED which Jack says earlier.

    It basically means that something has been proven without a doubt.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    god damn it hollywood

    Packing 20 scripts into a shot gun and firing them against a wall to see what sticks does not count as writing

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Graydeath wrote: »
    hey does anyone know what jack says while he's talking to the pirate court

    it's in latin

    quod erat demonstrandum?

    i thought it was longer

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Klyka wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    About the thing after the credits.
    There was a bit with Tia Dalma and Davy Jones cut from the movie that explained that the captain of the Flying Dutchman would be freed from the ship's curse if his love remained faithful to him for the ten years he couldn't go ashore.

    So basically at the very end Will turns back to normal and everybody lives happily ever after.

    Whoa whoa whoa

    Where did you read that?

    Cuz if that's true THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW, DISNEY

    Seriously, WTF diz?

    That would have made more sense.
    on another note...

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

    I heard that this is explained in the PotC at world's end computer game.

    So you need to watch the movie AND play the game to get the whole story.

    But I hear that the game sucks all sorts of monkey balls. It'd be nice to have another source. I suppose I could just rent the Wii one and save some of the pain of purchasing a terrible movie game.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    About the thing after the credits.
    There was a bit with Tia Dalma and Davy Jones cut from the movie that explained that the captain of the Flying Dutchman would be freed from the ship's curse if his love remained faithful to him for the ten years he couldn't go ashore.

    So basically at the very end Will turns back to normal and everybody lives happily ever after.

    Whoa whoa whoa

    Where did you read that?

    Cuz if that's true THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW, DISNEY

    Seriously, WTF diz?

    That would have made more sense.
    on another note...

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

    I heard that this is explained in the PotC at world's end computer game.

    So you need to watch the movie AND play the game to get the whole story.

    But I hear that the game sucks all sorts of monkey balls. It'd be nice to have another source. I suppose I could just rent the Wii one and save some of the pain of purchasing a terrible movie game.
    Do not rent the Wii version.

    It is the worst game I have played in a while. The combat consists of spazzing around on the Wiimote until someone dies.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I saw this movie today.





    That's all I have to say about it really.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Strato wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Strato wrote: »
    It just seems part of the Flying Dutchman mythos that the captain must be apart from his love. Otherwise the whole 10 years thing wouldn't matter if she could just stop by whenever.

    See but that's gay.

    Like, oh, no, you can't come with me and be happy because of this completely arbitrary rule that no one actually instituted or enforces.

    Just pretend there's a reason, and then it will all make sense. :P

    I don't know the second movie that well because I didn't like it, but maybe that has more details.

    THAT IS NOT HOW LOGIC WORKS
    Look, a woman yelling about logic.

    THAT IS HOW IRONY WORKS

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I just thinking of new reasons to hate this movie.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    About the thing after the credits.
    There was a bit with Tia Dalma and Davy Jones cut from the movie that explained that the captain of the Flying Dutchman would be freed from the ship's curse if his love remained faithful to him for the ten years he couldn't go ashore.

    So basically at the very end Will turns back to normal and everybody lives happily ever after.

    Whoa whoa whoa

    Where did you read that?

    Cuz if that's true THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW, DISNEY

    Seriously, WTF diz?

    That would have made more sense.
    on another note...

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

    I heard that this is explained in the PotC at world's end computer game.

    So you need to watch the movie AND play the game to get the whole story.

    But I hear that the game sucks all sorts of monkey balls. It'd be nice to have another source. I suppose I could just rent the Wii one and save some of the pain of purchasing a terrible movie game.
    Do not rent the Wii version.

    It is the worst game I have played in a while. The combat consists of spazzing around on the Wiimote until someone dies.

    Oh. well the Wii and PS2 are the only systems I have, and what I read was those two versions were identical aside from the control scheme. So....maybe the PS2 version?

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  • PeachstrudlePeachstrudle Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    About the thing after the credits.
    There was a bit with Tia Dalma and Davy Jones cut from the movie that explained that the captain of the Flying Dutchman would be freed from the ship's curse if his love remained faithful to him for the ten years he couldn't go ashore.

    So basically at the very end Will turns back to normal and everybody lives happily ever after.


    But wait. What about the whole "The Flying Dutchman MUST have a captain!"
    How does that work? Do they just they just shove it off to his first mate or what?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Maybe they cut it because they realized it would be nonsensical and retarded.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    About the thing after the credits.
    There was a bit with Tia Dalma and Davy Jones cut from the movie that explained that the captain of the Flying Dutchman would be freed from the ship's curse if his love remained faithful to him for the ten years he couldn't go ashore.

    So basically at the very end Will turns back to normal and everybody lives happily ever after.


    But wait. What about the whole "The Flying Dutchman MUST have a captain!"
    How does that work? Do they just they just shove it off to his first mate or what?

    if you take the bit that was cut out as being non-canon, Will would be facing a kind of weird choice
    get your bone on and spend the day with the woman you love and haven't seen for ten years, or get to know your son...I'm pretty sure my choice would be "hey, great to meet ya, here's a gold doubloon, now fuck off for a while", but it's still something to think about

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    About the thing after the credits.
    There was a bit with Tia Dalma and Davy Jones cut from the movie that explained that the captain of the Flying Dutchman would be freed from the ship's curse if his love remained faithful to him for the ten years he couldn't go ashore.

    So basically at the very end Will turns back to normal and everybody lives happily ever after.


    But wait. What about the whole "The Flying Dutchman MUST have a captain!"
    How does that work? Do they just they just shove it off to his first mate or what?

    if you take the bit that was cut out as being non-canon, Will would be facing a kind of weird choice
    get your bone on and spend the day with the woman you love and haven't seen for ten years, or get to know your son...I'm pretty sure my choice would be "hey, great to meet ya, here's a gold doubloon, now fuck off for a while", but it's still something to think about
    My question with that whole thing was how the hell does a dude that's effectively dead impregnate a woman. My concern with the situation is that given the length of a normal persons life, he'll get to see her what, 6 or 7 times before she dies; and it's not like they're going to be boning when she's 90. It is just depressing to think that here he's going to be there forever and after about a century will is great great grandchildren still bother to show up and say hey?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i thought the
    green flash that happened as Will's ship appeared meant that he'd "returned from the dead" and so the curse was broken?

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    so I was discussing this with soulfury.

    we were really really fucking drunk, we can decide if the movie was good or not.


    was it good?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    so I was discussing this with soulfury.

    we were really really fucking drunk, we can decide if the movie was good or not.


    was it good?

    Yes. The best ending to a trilogy in a long time.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    so I was discussing this with soulfury.

    we were really really fucking drunk, we can decide if the movie was good or not.


    was it good?

    Yes. The best ending to a trilogy in a long time.

    Yes, the movie was great. It obviously wasn't some piece of high art, it was what it was supposed to be. Fun and entertaining.

    Of course you'll have a lot of people here tell you it sucked because you're not a cool kid if you don't hate everything popular.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    so I was discussing this with soulfury.

    we were really really fucking drunk, we can decide if the movie was good or not.


    was it good?

    man, it's like...I can understand the people who say it sucked. Elizabeth's rousing pirate speech was truly awful. Urging on a bunch of thieves, murderers and rapists to listen to their heart and screw their courage to the limit in order to defeat the soulless military and their heinous plan of wiping out pirates really was a little tough to swallow. But aside from that, I really think it was a good movie, better even than the second. Not as good as the first, but I want to see it again already, and it's only been about a day since I saw it for the first time. For a three hour film, that's saying something. I think you have to dismiss your brain for a while, and just get into it for being fun and having neat characters like Jack and Barbossa. If you can't do that, then I guess you could consider it, if not bad, then not exactly good, either. At least it wasn't severely messy with garbage pacing, like Spider-Man 3 turned out to be.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    so I was discussing this with soulfury.

    we were really really fucking drunk, we can decide if the movie was good or not.


    was it good?

    man, it's like...I can understand the people who say it sucked. Elizabeth's rousing pirate speech was truly awful. Urging on a bunch of thieves, murderers and rapists to listen to their heart and screw their courage to the limit in order to defeat the soulless military and their heinous plan of wiping out pirates really was a little tough to swallow. But aside from that, I really think it was a good movie, better even than the second. Not as good as the first, but I want to see it again already, and it's only been about a day since I saw it for the first time. For a three hour film, that's saying something. I think you have to dismiss your brain for a while, and just get into it for being fun and having neat characters like Jack and Barbossa. If you can't do that, then I guess you could consider it, if not bad, then not exactly good, either. At least it wasn't severely messy with garbage pacing, like Spider-Man 3 turned out to be.

    Oh god. I forgot about that. Thanks. I really liked this movie but I somehow mentally blocked that scene as it was happening it was so bad. The only really bad part of the movie. It could have easily been taken out.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »

    Oh god. I forgot about that. Thanks. I really liked this movie but I somehow mentally blocked that scene as it was happening it was so bad. The only really bad part of the movie. It could have easily been taken out.

    No problem.

    Since I waited till long after opening night, the theatre was mostly empty, but even so, you could actually hear people groaning...it sounded like the audience was being given a really painful blowjob during that scene

    I don't understand how a group of brigands wouldn't have shot her down, pirate king or no

    at least don't react by cheering, as if your team just realized they had the power inside and that they are not afraid to die now that they know history will look back upon them as heroes

    I actually didn't mind the 50 ft woman thing... I thought Calypso was adorable, it was like despite being the size of a whale, she somehow managed to seem short

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    good cause I thought it was a really good movie but i thought it might have been the booze altering my judgement. Our other friend brought some girl with him to just hang out and I remember thinking she was hot only to be sorely disappointed when I saw pictures of her the next day.


    60$ at a bar when its 2for1 night is alot to drink before making decisions.

    Especially when you're only buying your own.

    Grath on
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    good cause I thought it was a really good movie but i thought it might have been the booze altering my judgement. Our other friend brought some girl with him to just hang out and I remember thinking she was hot only to be sorely disappointed when I saw pictures of her the next day.


    60$ at a bar when its 2for1 night is alot to drink before making decisions.

    Especially when you're only buying your own.

    hol-ee shit mang, that is a lot

    what'd you have?

    I went home and drank rum & sprite afterwards, until I ran out of sprite

    then I just had rum

    I was in that kind of mood

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    you were is a pirrrate mooood arrrrrrrrr rum

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So in about 45 minutes I'll finally be seeing this fucking film

    about time

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The CGI used in the maelstrom scene was absolutely amazing, you have to admit

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