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Mushroom Kingdom Hearts: LOL TRICK'D

XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Games and Technology
Well, not sure if this has hit public eyes yet, but 'lo and behold, opened up EGM today to find that Square is indeed working a Kingdom Hearts sequel bound for the Wii.

Mushroom Kingdom Hearts.

Somehow I don't know how to take this. I disliked the first two, but for some reason I'm open to this idea and I don't know why.

Someone else snapped a shot of the mag scan.

If this is illegal to post the URL, I'll edit it out pronto.

EDIT: Oh ho ho, silly me. April issue. lol EGM.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Holy shit if this is true. Fun for april fools. They should have spent more time on the whole joke. Mario doesn't fit enough.

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  • 043043 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There's just ...

    No way.

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  • GimeCGimeC Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    In that same magazine they announced a cel-shaded version of Twilight Princess. You should definitely check out the duke nukem forever story, too.

    (Hint: The month for that magazine is April. Awesome idea, though, really. Maybe Squeenix will take a hint.)

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, I know right? I was like... "Well, this IS the April issue."

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't buy it.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No fucking way.

    I remember in the screen shots mock up thread someone came up with this

    there is just no goddamn way

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also it says right in the article that it's April Fools so

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The only reasons these things work is that the magazines with April Fool's jokes come out in March so nobody suspects anything. Then they remember how magazines are one month ahead so the March issue is the April issue so they kick themselves for falling for such a joke. It is pretty funny though and would've certainly made for an interesting game. We can always dream it ends up becoming reality though.

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *kicking self*

    Oh man. Oh man I'm a tool.

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hate fake April Fool's News. That shit has a nasty way of living on for years.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I want this to be true too badly for it to actually happen.

    As such... fuck EGM for toying with my emotions like that.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I heard you could get Sonic in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    I heard you could get Sonic in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

    I heard you can get topless mode in DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    I heard you could get Sonic in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

    I heard you can get topless mode in DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

    I heard you can get topless mode in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

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    :winky:

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    LQTM

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fucking EGM.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Let's just make this into a dream thread.

    Like "What would you want in Mushroom Kingdom Hearts"?
    I'd love to see a completely interchangeable team. Not just 'Goofy, Sora, Donald' unless I decide to go to Mushroom Kingdom and pick up Luigi.

    I should be able to go to fucking Hyrule, and keep Luigi AND Samus on my party.

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mario searching for Peach like Sora does Kairi. And Luigi is that silver haired guy.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The stages where you travel between worlds plays like Yoshi's Safari and you use the wiimote to shoot enemies.

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    The stages where you travel between worlds plays like Yoshi's Safari and you use the wiimote to shoot enemies.

    How about Starfox?


    Sora could be the gunner or something.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    April Fools Day is my least favorite day of the year

    Because it's the day that every gaming site and magazine ever puts out a load of crap

    Like I'll be reading an article and all of a sudden "ZOMG BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 30 NEW SMASH BROS CHARACTERS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTALLY NOT FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111" comes up

    Then I remember that it's April 1st and I kind of want whoever thinks it is rad to get peoples' hopes up to die

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That'd be pretty awesome.

    "*Incoherent semi-Italian babbling*"
    "Hmmmm...Eh Eh*Shakes head*"
    "*More incoherent semi-Italian babbling*"
    "*Jumps*Okay!"

    <3

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anonymous Robot wrote: »
    Gilder wrote: »
    The stages where you travel between worlds plays like Yoshi's Safari and you use the wiimote to shoot enemies.

    How about Starfox?


    Sora could be the gunner or something.


    Well I just want to see the return of Yoshi's Safari. Starfox makes too much sense and that would actually give Starfox fans some classic rail shooting action in space. Nintendo would never allow that so Yoshi's Safari is at least a return of something I've wanted to see one more time.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anonymous Robot wrote: »
    Gilder wrote: »
    The stages where you travel between worlds plays like Yoshi's Safari and you use the wiimote to shoot enemies.

    How about Starfox?


    Sora could be the gunner or something.



    It's already like that.

    except terrible.

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  • Smacky The FrogSmacky The Frog Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I saw some guy post this on starmen.net, thinking it was true. I thought to myself, "you know this is why I love the Penny Arcade forums".

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    The only reasons these things work is that the magazines with April Fool's jokes come out in March

    This is what I fucking hate about magazines. Seriously Ive seen april fools jokes in february because their "April" issue is that out of sync with reality.

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  • AlienCowThatMoosAlienCowThatMoos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    I heard you could get Sonic in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

    I heard you can get topless mode in DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

    You can. No bottoms while you're at it.

    I fucking hate April Fool's day. Why the hell do otherwise reputable news sources think it's ok for them to spew bullshit for a day? The rumors they create drag out for years. Some will never die because of their doctored screenshots.

    Could they at least stick to bullshit that's so insane that people will won't get their hopes up? George Bush is making his own "take over the world" game where you get to kick other world leaders in the balls? Insane. Good April fools joke.

    Sonic in Super Smash Bros? Plasible. Final Fantasy VII remake for the PS3? So fucking plasible I can't believe it hasn't been done yet. Square making a specialized version of one of its most popular franchises for the Wii? Absolutely. All of these are shitty things to lie about.

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i just want someone to go king hell madness and make the largest, most incredible crossover possible.

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  • ZackSchillingZackSchilling Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Master Chief in Super Smash Bros Brawl confirmed.

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  • MiserableMirthMiserableMirth Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man I wouldn't even want the Disney characters in there. Also, it wouldn't be such a great since hardly of the Nintendo characters fucking talk.

    I guess they could work around it with generic shit.

    "Hey who is that!?"

    "It's a'me, Mario!"

    "Oh, I didn't see you. You startled me."

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    MiserableMirth wrote: »
    Man I wouldn't even want the Disney characters in there. Also, it wouldn't be such a great since hardly of the Nintendo characters fucking talk.

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  • MiserableMirthMiserableMirth Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The last thing Mario did with SE he didn't talk.

    Also,
    EVERYBODY DO THE MARIO!

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    MiserableMirth wrote: »
    Man I wouldn't even want the Disney characters in there. Also, it wouldn't be such a great since hardly of the Nintendo characters fucking talk.

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    that show was the originator of all good in the universe.


    This applies retroactively

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  • RoriProfessorRoriProfessor Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I remember last year's April Fools was very low key due to it being on a Saturday. This years will probably be as about the same since its on a Sunday.

    I enjoy some of these April Fools jokes, if they were done well. Like Blizzard's Panda Express one.

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  • SOLUTESOLUTE __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    April Fools Day is my least favorite day of the year

    Because it's the day that every gaming site and magazine ever puts out a load of crap

    Like I'll be reading an article and all of a sudden "ZOMG BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 30 NEW SMASH BROS CHARACTERS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTALLY NOT FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111" comes up

    Then I remember that it's April 1st and I kind of want whoever thinks it is rad to get peoples' hopes up to die


    This is why the fucking thread title should be changed.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Anonymous Robot wrote: »
    Gilder wrote: »
    The stages where you travel between worlds plays like Yoshi's Safari and you use the wiimote to shoot enemies.

    How about Starfox?


    Sora could be the gunner or something.



    It's already like that.

    except terrible.

    KH2's gummi ships were awesome though

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  • BiggNifeBiggNife Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    EDIT: Man how did I miss Pata's post

    Yes KH2 had awesome Gummi ships, while KH1's were terrrrrrrrible.

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pimps at Sea remains my favourite gaming April fools joke.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    -SPI- wrote: »
    Pimps at Sea remains my favourite gaming April fools joke.

    I think the Cow Level was pretty good, myself.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Really.

    You should all be disapointed.

    I saw the title and instantly know it was a hoax.

    Honsetly, it sounds like the title of a cheesy crossover fanfic in the first place.

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