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Lost a Higgs boson, if found send to Heaven, c/o God

SimBenSimBen Hodor?Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


SCIENCE IN HERE

Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i like saying quark

    it is a fun word to say

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i like saying quark

    it is a fun word to say

    Fascinating.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    "But it is a pity in a way because the great advances in physics have come from experiments that gave results we didn't expect."

    Hawking is still a gigantic baller

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Then why isn't it in the bible?

    Take that athiests

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    This is great and all, but how does this help me?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    "But it is a pity in a way because the great advances in physics have come from experiments that gave results we didn't expect."

    Hawking is still a gigantic baller

    Isn't that what makes science even more exciting?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    That's pretty cool.

    Now when are we going to be able to do something cool with this?

    I want flying cars.

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    This is great and all, but how does this help me?

    Do you have mass?

    Do you enjoy having mass?

    I think you should send a card to the Higgs boson.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    This is great and all, but how does this help me?

    Do you have mass?

    Do you enjoy having mass?

    I think you should send a card to the Higgs boson.

    fuck mass. If this is the asshole keeping me from antigravity powers I'm gonna hit it with a pipe

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    So what you're saying is, I'm fat because of the Higgs-Boson?

    Great, thanks science.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Fuck you I'm gonna count my chickens I have two fuck where did my third chicken go

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    yeah I was gonna say this title needs about 30% more question marks

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    yeah I was gonna say this title needs about 30% more question marks

    There you go you big baby.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Much better.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    this thread title has way too many question marks

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Anti gravity sure would be rad. Especially if it became a cheaper way to achieve space flight.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Also I know CERN is all over Europe and everything

    but this came out on July 4th

    Higgs boson: confirmed American.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    this thread title has way too many question marks

    you're stabbed

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    SimBen wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Fuck you I'm gonna count my chickens I have two fuck where did my third chicken go

    I'm American

    I own Chinese-processed chickens only

    I keep them in my Volkswagen

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Fuck you I'm gonna count my chickens I have two fuck where did my third chicken go

    I'm American

    I own Chinese-processed chickens only

    I keep them in my Volkswagen

    Sweeney you motherfucker did you steal my chicken?

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Also I know CERN is all over Europe and everything

    but this came out on July 4th

    Higgs boson: confirmed American.

    God exists, and he's American.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Fuck you I'm gonna count my chickens I have two fuck where did my third chicken go

    it's there but you can't see it

    perhaps if you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0XN00Wy7Rs

  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    Neil Tyson Degrasse on twitter wrote:
    On the day we reserve to tell ourselves America is great - July 4 - Europe reminds us that we suck at science. #HiggsBoson

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    yuussssssss.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Is it okay to admit that while totally straight, I would make out with Neil DeGrasse Tyson at the slightest provocation?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Since the Higgs Boson exists that means science was right all along before it had the ability to prove it.

    This doesn't change a whole lot about how we do things, if I understand correctly, but it's nice to know that we weren't using the wrong kind of physics all these years!

    So here's the real American question: now that we have the Higgs Boson how do we weaponize it?

    I need to know so I can use it to fight ghosts.

    atlantaghostbusters.com
  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    "But it is a pity in a way because the great advances in physics have come from experiments that gave results we didn't expect."
    Half the reason they made the LHC in the first place was to find the Higgs Boson. >.>

    TOGSolid on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Antimass bomb.

    Make a bunch of higgs anti bosons and drop them on a city.

    Watch as it flows apart at the speed of light.

    In the comic books I would be a mad scientist.

    Uriel on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Fuck you I'm gonna count my chickens I have two fuck where did my third chicken go

    I'm American

    I own Chinese-processed chickens only

    I keep them in my Volkswagen

    Sweeney you motherfucker did you steal my chicken?

    Yes, I did.

    And I did it because you did nothing to stop me.

    If you want to take them back, I'll be eating Italian spaghetti at a Spanish restaurant, then set off Taiwanese fireworks with my Russian buddy.

    AMERICA

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Is it okay to admit that while totally straight, I would make out with Neil DeGrasse Tyson at the slightest provocation?

    It totally is, as I find myself in the same mindeset.

    I'm still in awe of his no-look Rubix solving whilst declaring asteroid mining "No Bullshit".

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Fuck you I'm gonna count my chickens I have two fuck where did my third chicken go

    My money is on Raccoons eating it.

    Possibly Space Raccoons?

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    Why I fear the ocean.
  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Rocket Raccoons.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Aren't they 99.9999% sure it is the higgs?

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Aren't they 99.9999% sure it is the higgs?

    I don't know how to type 0.0001% of a question mark.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    blah blah 5 sigma

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

    Turns out it was in the LHC all this time, right where they thought it'd be.


    SCIENCE IN HERE

    Let's talk about whatever that means. Professors?

    maybe

    don't count your chickens blah blah

    Aren't they 99.9999% sure it is the higgs?

    I don't know how to type 0.0001% of a question mark.

    Now this is problem science should be tackling

    m i rite fellas?

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    Rocket Raccoons.

    Perhaps.

    Check for really big bullet holes.

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    Why I fear the ocean.
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