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Bitch, I'm taking my half of the house.

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-03-09T152744Z_01_L09200017_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-DIVORCE-CHAINSAW.xml&src=rss

This man is a role model to men everywhere.
He should have a fucking statue molded of him in every capital city.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    fark.com

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    win and awesme

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so now you are crazy and the court of law will take half the shit out of your crazy half of a house

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd like to buy that man a drink.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE *SAWED*

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Obviously taking a page from "The King Solomon Guide to Divorce."

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    women can't stop you they have to get some faggoty court system

    take the battle to the courts

    saw the court in half

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  • RagixRagix Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Obviously taking a page from "The King Solomon Guide to Divorce."


    hahaha oh wow

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How small was his house that he could move it with a forklift? Did he live in an outhouse or something?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man i hope they didnt have a kid

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  • IsornIsorn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It was a small summer house.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm better because I had more.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    fark.com


    seriously
    more annoying than the linksville thing

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well she looks like a frigid bitch

    don't think she'll freeze cuz of the draft, anyway

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    That's a pretty tiny house. Let's be honest here, the real reason the dude's so pissed is because he's being forced to confront what a loser he is.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What is he going to do with half a house

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    maybe if she didnt spend all his money on shoes he could afford a bigger house did you think of that druhim

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I suspect she looks so pissed not because she only has half a "house" (thing looks so tiny it's more like a tool shed) but because she made the mistake of marrying such a fucking idiot.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, ok it's actually a summer house not their main residence.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    crazy germans

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Man cuts off half of penis as statement to ex wife, men everywhere applaud.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I would have sawed the woman in half, then take her lower part with me.

    cause IT BELONGS TO ME BITCH!

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kylka no one likes you.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Isorn wrote: »
    It was a small summer house.

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Klyka wrote: »
    I would have sawed the woman in half, then take her lower part with me.

    cause IT BELONGS TO ME BITCH!

    I thought Germans were strongly opposed to violence

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ahh flashbacks to the end of six feet under jesus help me

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    edit if anyone who does not see the resemblance

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I suspect she looks so pissed not because she only has half a "house" (thing looks so tiny it's more like a tool shed) but because she made the mistake of marrying such a fucking idiot.
    Incorrect.

    She looks pissed because she is German. That is simply part of the German condition.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    I would have sawed the woman in half, then take her lower part with me.

    cause IT BELONGS TO ME BITCH!

    I thought Germans were strongly opposed to violence

    ahahahaaha

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    I would have sawed the woman in half, then take her lower part with me.

    cause IT BELONGS TO ME BITCH!

    I thought Germans were strongly opposed to violence
    Oh man.

    This should win some sort of special irony prize.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    true, because there's a little hitler in every german yelling "ICH KRIEG KEINE LUFT KRIEG LUFTKRIEG LUFTKRIEG!"

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    was that meant for the "things not to yell during sex" thread?

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