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I'd like to talk to you about DRAGONS.

GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
Specifically World of Warcraft dragons.

So it's been established that every dragonflight in Azeroth has an aspect leader, and that these leaders are always far larger than any other member of their respective flights.

It's also been established that these aspect leaders are tended to by a host of consorts that mate with them in order to produce more dragons that further propagate the flight, and that all dragons can shapeshift at will into a humanoid form.

With me so far?

This being the case, do you guys think coupling only takes place while in dragon form or can it also be accomplished in humanoid form? And is it performed one at a time or as a group activity?

See, my theory is that they use dragon forms for one-on-one couplings, but possibly humanoid forms for the convenience of group mating sessions.

On the other hand, because flight leaders like Alexstrasza are much larger than her consorts, maybe remaining in dragon form would be more conducive towards accommodating multiple consorts simultaneously.

Thoughts?

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Dragons taste good. Wyverns taste good.

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    the best fucking op

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Did you really have to pick the worst dragons in the history of dragoning

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Do dragons

    jizz

    fire?????

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    dragon sex

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    these dragons are not cool enough to warrant their own thread

    there are far cooler dragons we could discuss

    like Nidhogg

    or any of the Chinese Dragon Kings

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    man fuck this thread

    fuck it so hard

    don't fucking lure me in with the promise of dragons then pile world of warcraft bullshit on me

    jesus fuck

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Glyph's "sex is icky" thread was better.

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    I'm a dragon!

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    Also, Viv, they're totally bastardizing Chinese dragons in the next expansion.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    these dragons are not cool enough to warrant their own thread

    there are far cooler dragons we could discuss

    these dragons are literally the dumbest dragons to ever exist

    I hate them so much

    they say the dumbest shit in the most melodramatic way possible and they always fuck up whatever they try to do and end up evil because of it

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    these dragons are not cool enough to warrant their own thread

    there are far cooler dragons we could discuss

    like Nidhogg

    or any of the Chinese Dragon Kings

    Or Tintaglia!

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    I'm a dragon!

    idawsh.jpg

    Also, Viv, they're totally bastardizing Chinese dragons in the next expansion.

    glyph is getting a boner RIGHT NOW

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    great, now it's 2am and I'm pissed off at dragons

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    these dragons are not cool enough to warrant their own thread

    there are far cooler dragons we could discuss

    these dragons are literally the dumbest dragons to ever exist

    I hate them so much

    they say the dumbest shit in the most melodramatic way possible and they always fuck up whatever they try to do and end up evil because of it

    To be honest, all of WoW's characters fall under this, and the ones that don't are dead.

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
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    The best dragon.

    Are they dragons?

    They're kind of dragons.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    once i did a shit that bent around in the toilet and if you squinted and used your imagination really hard and maybe did some drugs it kinda looked like a dragon

    it was way cooler than WoW

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    This isn't a Melding thread at all!

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Puff is a cool dragon.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    He's magic and shit.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Who lives by the sea.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    PUFF FACTS.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Glyph's "sex is icky" thread was better.

    Reading the list of all his threads is just the most entertaining thing.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    That dude is hella serious about his backpack.

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I was expecting some fucking Chinese Myth Dragons. But hell even Dagrons would be better than this

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    I thought dragons liked to fuck cars?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Okay who is fucking honing in my fucking turf?

    I do three god damn things here and i'm not fucking letting you take it!

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    I thought dragons liked to fuck cars?

    That's just for fun though, they can't reproduce with cars that would be silly.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    I thought dragons liked to fuck cars?

    And you don't?

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Are there female luckdragons?

    Is shagging an appropriate verb for this line of thought?

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    even Sean Connery's dragon from Dragon Heart would've been better than WoW dragons

    not that Sean Connery's dragon was BAD

    but I mean... Draco? REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO, DENNIS QUAID?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Glyph wrote:

    See, my theory is that they use dragon forms for one-on-one couplings, but possibly humanoid forms for the convenience of group mating sessions.

    Thoughts?

    itt dragon orgy thread

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    also this
    Melding wrote: »
    Okay who is fucking honing in my fucking turf?

    I do three god damn things here and i'm not fucking letting you take it!

    is literally the first thing I thought when I saw that melding didn't make this

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    I'd like to talk to you about DRAGONS.

    :mrgreen:
    Specifically World of Warcraft dragons.

    :...:

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Glyph wrote:
    Specifically World of Warcraft dragons.

    So it's been established that every dragonflight in Azeroth has an aspect leader, and that these leaders are always far larger than any other member of their respective flights.

    It's also been established that these aspect leaders are tended to by a host of consorts that mate with them in order to produce more dragons that further propagate the flight, and that all dragons can shapeshift at will into a humanoid form.

    With me so far?

    This being the case, do you guys think coupling only takes place while in dragon form or can it also be accomplished in humanoid form? And is it performed one at a time or as a group activity?

    See, my theory is that they use dragon forms for one-on-one couplings, but possibly humanoid forms for the convenience of group mating sessions.

    On the other hand, because flight leaders like Alexstrasza are much larger than her consorts, maybe remaining in dragon form would be more conducive towards accommodating multiple consorts simultaneously.

    Thoughts?

    Now, i'm not an expert on WoW, but i am a dragon slayer of minor note. And as any good hunter will tell you you gotta know your quarry.

    In short, dragons fuck other dragons in dragon form, regardless of orgy. Dragons fuck dragons. If a dragon fucks another dragon in non dragon form it is considered a black mark on their reputation, forever.

    "Oh check out zygha'yughzak. He shagged jhy'kliipmys while a moose. Don't talk to him."

    They however traditionally mate with other creatures in form of the other creature. the offspring is always draconian in look, but with characteristics of the other creature.

    Dragons will mate with other creatures while in their true form, but this often crushes their would be mate.

    I hope this clears up your confusion,

    D. Melding, Head of Community Outreach and Readiness, MRE.

  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    In wisconsin they say dragon, dre (like the dr.) - gon

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