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E.V.O. : Search For [Phalla] Chapter One - Shark Victory!

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    I HAVE EVOLVED FIRE EYES:

    singeing up

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    still need 5 more after ecco

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    His fire eyes scared everyone away, don't worry guys I have a laser gun, Ill take out the mutant dolphin.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    Jordan_htJordan_ht Registered User regular
    It's hot out. Time for a swim!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    ohmigosh there's still room?

    *Sigh* Nup!

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I read Ecco's post as four eyes and I was going to be all "Die Batarian!", but no it was fire eyes.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    4 more spots to fill. Is it time for @ Harassment?
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    @Peccavi
    @immortal_squish
    @Alegis
    @Baidol
    @KetBra

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Phalla.

    Phalla never changes.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    we're so close

    come on! sign up!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    I know it must be there somewhere but I just can't see it -- What time is vote close?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I know it must be there somewhere but I just can't see it -- What time is vote close?
    8:00 PM EST

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Signing up for the chance to devour you all

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    His fire eyes scared everyone away, don't worry guys I have a laser gun, Ill take out the mutant dolphin.

    Long live the dooolllpphhiiiinnnns!

    Down with sharks, down with sharks!

    Edit: Also, I just realised. Fire eyes... under water? Not such a good evolution.

    /facefin

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    One spot left. If it doesn't fill in the next few hours I'll likely start anyways.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Reticulating Splines

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    Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys where am i? its dark in hereRegistered User regular
    Getting excited. Been a while since I've phalla'd.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular

    Role PMs will start going out soon. Please do not discuss them until Opening Narration is posted.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: Β»
    Reticulating Splines

    NOSTALGIA

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    If we get through this without someone posting "I'm a shark, I'm a shark, fuck you I'm a shark" I will be incredibly disappointed.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Rius wrote: Β»
    If we get through this without someone posting "I'm a shark, I'm a shark, fuck you I'm a shark" I will be incredibly disappointed.
    someone just did!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Deep

    Oh man I hope I can be made entirely of like tentacles and eyes. Just terrify someone and latch onto them.

    Erin The Red on
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Deep

    Oh man I hope I can be made entirely of like tentacles and eyes. Just terrify someone and latch onto them.

    In Japan?

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Aggressive: +60 Evo.P per night, -5 Life per night

    Normal: Players will receive 40 Evo.P per night. Life will not change unless attacked by other players.

    Defensive: +30 Evo.P per night, +5 Life per night

    So it would seem it's far more efficient to play Offensive / Defensive to gain 90 Evo.P every two days than it is to play normal progression.

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Yep, just a little more risky with bouncing your health around.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Ok dudes explain this game to me

    So actions gain evo points, they do not spend them?

    So by biting, Iwould gain evo points?

    I might have had a few whiskeys

    Does that give me evo points

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I ROLL TO ATTACK THE DARKNESS

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: Β»
    I ROLL TO ATTACK BITE THE DARKNESS

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Dear everyone: please line up in an orderly manner so that I may bite all the faces. I will be a benevolent overlord, provided you do not test my patience.

    BITES FOR THE BITE GOD

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Day One:

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    The sharks swam among their prey, they were outnumbered but they had a plan. The various fish went about their routines with a wary eye. Would they know a shark when they saw it? Would it be too late? Who had evolved the jaws that got them into this mess? Would that fish fight for or against them?

    Before the bloodshed started, a great commotion arose in the Sea of Origin that morning.
    Something shiny had been found in the water. The fish had never seen anything like it before. No one had ever seen something like it. Upon closer inspection it is revealed to be a crystal. There is only one crystal, and there are many fish. Who will get a chance to investigate this shiny treat?

    Please vote in dodgerblue who you would like to get the chance to investigate the crystal.

    All PMs have been sent out. If you did not get one please notify me.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    warban wrote: Β»
    Aggressive: +60 Evo.P per night, -5 Life per night

    Normal: Players will receive 40 Evo.P per night. Life will not change unless attacked by other players.

    Defensive: +30 Evo.P per night, +5 Life per night

    So it would seem it's far more efficient to play Offensive / Defensive to gain 90 Evo.P every two days than it is to play normal progression.

    Especially given how expensive upgrades are

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I wanna investigate the crystal as resident sea turtle

    langly

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I wanna see the resident sea turtle investigate the crystal

    langly

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Who should investigate the crystal? Why Phyphor of the University faction! For SCIENCE

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Oh i'm dumb I actually read the op just now ok i'm up to speed on bites and points

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    I'm cool with turtle-man going for the crystal. Langly

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Cythraul

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    A snapping turtle? Biting the tip of MY penis? No thank you. The only logical choice is TRV

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Dolphins are naturally curious creatures, and with our evolved bottled nose, we can poke at the crystal harder and faster.

    ecco for great poking!

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    I nominate myself, Mill, for this task. I may only have one eye but it's so amazing that I can analyze any shiny thing.

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