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  • mntorankusumntorankusu I'm not sure how to use this thing.... Registered User regular
    Man... I got SkyDrift from GMG (I had a $5 credit, and it's Steamworks) because I played the demo and it was a lot of fun, but... this game doesn't even have a single race mode. Or time trials. All it has is a "campaign" mode and multiplayer. What the hell?

  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    I'm going back and forth on Renegade Ops. I seem to recall enjoying the demo on the 360; but it felt like a game that was going to get too difficult to enjoy; and I wasn't sure I'd ever have anyone to play with. It brought back good memories of Jackal growing up, but I don't play games like that much anymore so I was lacking in skills.

    Anyone have any particular feelings either way? The DLCs?

    The Dude With Herpes on
    Steam: Galedrid - XBL: Galedrid - PSN: Galedrid
    Origin: Galedrid - Nintendo: Galedrid/3222-6858-1045
    Blizzard: Galedrid#1367 - FFXIV: Galedrid Kingshand

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    WITCHER "GET PLOUGHED LIKE A WHORESON" 2 CONTEST


    I have one (1) copy of The Witcher 2 to giveaway!

    To enter, please PM me your best medieval insult making use of the term "ploughed". It can be for any degree of slight - perhaps your neighbour has taken a shite on your cow, or perhaps he is a filthy elf-lover. This contest closes 1 hour and 45 minutes from this post, at 7 PM Pacific. Points will be awarded for creativity, appropriateness of insult to slight, and ploughiness.

    You don't want to be the bastard son of a goatploughing, do you? Then enter!

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  • SumanaiSumanai muh PTRegistered User regular
    iRevert wrote: »
    Point is,

    EVERYBODY ALREADY HAVE THESE GAMES!

    It was like choosing between 'water' and 'water' on a menu.

    I no has these games.

    I don't have them either. But there's no point getting mad because of the votes. With the dailies, the flash sales and the poll most games will be on sale several times during the event. We already had some games on sale twice and it's only day 3.

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  • MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    Just started up a game of saints row with a buddy of mine. I was really juiced to start playing. My enthusiasm quickly went downhill...

    "Ok, your guy is naked now. Great." *10 minutes of streaking*
    "Ok, now he is blue. You are going as Dr Manhattan? Alright great, this is whats happening."
    "Come on... get in the car we have a mission. No, stop shooting that guy. Come on.. in the car..."
    "You aren't using guns now? Just melee, ok I guess."

    Siiiiiiigh.

  • HiT BiTHiT BiT 🍒 Fresh, straight from Pac-man's Registered User regular
    Many thanks to @I needed a name to post for your great contest and SR3! All those submissions were worth being in a museum (well, a very... special one, but still a museum).
    Also, you can be sure I will be playing it with The Newell character. SOaTQ.png

  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    Witcher 1 - is a rhythm based combat system where you click the mouse button in time with the sword strokes. There are 3 stances you can switch between to get a slight variety on things. The story is fuckawesome, but the gameplay takes a bit of getting used to. I really enjoy the Characters and the Plot and all things Witcher, except that fucking swamp. Seriously, when you get to the Swamp just get through it and you will be rewarded! Added bonus: You collect cards from the women you sleep with!

    Witcher 2 - Combat is very rewarding and is not ANYTHING like the 1st. You have fast stroke/heavy stroke on your Mouse buttons. Story and Plot are great. Story is so diverse that there is a major Plot fork early on where you go with one of two people, making a 2nd playthrough necessary if you wish to see the whole story. Even so, they said there is somewhere around 40 different forks for smaller parts throughout the game. Only negative in this game, is there is no Card collecting :(

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    IT'S OVER DUDER

    My Saints Row the Third giveaway has concluded!

    I have assembled all entrants and the sole other PAer who wanted to share their boss within the following album: http://imgur.com/a/WFgLn#0 . Please, browse at your pleasure!

    My congratulations to the winners, @UncleSporky , @EvilBadman , and @HiT BiT! This was a remarkably difficult contest to judge and I genuinely wish I had more to give away. Not a single entry was submitted that didn't make me giggle and titter. You're all terrible terrible people, and you all find huge dudes in women's clothing really funny.

    :o

    Thank you, sir! You are both generous and classy. I'm glad you enjoyed my monstrosity. :)

    There was quite an abundance of bunny slippers, huh?

    UncleSporky on
    Switch Friend Code: SW - 5443 - 2358 - 9118 || 3DS Friend Code: 0989 - 1731 - 9504 || NNID: unclesporky
  • rikdalyrikdaly Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Man... I got SkyDrift from GMG (I had a $5 credit, and it's Steamworks) because I played the demo and it was a lot of fun, but... this game doesn't even have a single race mode. Or time trials. All it has is a "campaign" mode and multiplayer. What the hell?

    @mntorankusu the campaign mode allows you to do single races, it's not like mario kart where you do the full cup in one hit, it's a great game too and I'd be up for some multiplayer if anyone else is?

    rikdaly on
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  • PriscaPrisca Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    @Unco-ordinated Thank you for a copy of Frozen Synapse :) , your generosity is appreciated.

    Prisca on
  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Thanks very muches to @Shiflett for Renegade Ops and making that decision for me!

    Steam: Galedrid - XBL: Galedrid - PSN: Galedrid
    Origin: Galedrid - Nintendo: Galedrid/3222-6858-1045
    Blizzard: Galedrid#1367 - FFXIV: Galedrid Kingshand

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    ooh

    my head

    Splice is hard, guys

  • Marty81Marty81 Registered User regular
    Banzai5150 wrote: »
    Witcher 1 - is a rhythm based combat system where you click the mouse button in time with the sword strokes. There are 3 stances you can switch between to get a slight variety on things. The story is fuckawesome, but the gameplay takes a bit of getting used to. I really enjoy the Characters and the Plot and all things Witcher, except that fucking swamp. Seriously, when you get to the Swamp just get through it and you will be rewarded! Added bonus: You collect cards from the women you sleep with!

    Witcher 2 - Combat is very rewarding and is not ANYTHING like the 1st. You have fast stroke/heavy stroke on your Mouse buttons. Story and Plot are great. Story is so diverse that there is a major Plot fork early on where you go with one of two people, making a 2nd playthrough necessary if you wish to see the whole story. Even so, they said there is somewhere around 40 different forks for smaller parts throughout the game. Only negative in this game, is there is no Card collecting :(

    Oh good, I put it down after spending hours in the swamp in 1 a few weeks ago. I'm right at the end of it (I think) so it's good to know that's the worst part. I'll probably keep going with it soon.

  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    Prisca wrote: »
    @Unco-ordinated Thank you for a copy of Frozen Synapse :) , your generosity is appreciated.

    No problem, hope you enjoy it.

    Steam ID - LiquidSolid170 | PSN ID - LiquidSolid
  • testsubject23testsubject23 King of No Sleep ZzzzzzzRegistered User regular
    Is the store acting up for anyone else? It won't let me through checkout. C'mon, Steam, I'm giftin' shit over here.

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    Steam: Chaos Introvert | Twitch.tv: Chaos_Introvert | R*SC: Chaos_Introvert | PSN: testsubject23
  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    ooh

    my head

    Splice is hard, guys

    Sorry. :D

    It did look hard.

    Steam: offday
  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Damn it. I really want witcher 2 but I can't afford that and the hopeful sale of arma 2.

    if Arma 2 goes on sale I'm smashing my harddrives with a hammer to avoid the inevitable canned bean lust.

    Your canned bean lust is no match for your lust for me, Buttcleft!

    I would've posted that on your Steam profile, Buttcleft, but you still insist on keeping it private. :(

    Please, call me ebo.
  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Should be enough people on right now, so I'm going to get my own contest underway.

    The Binding of Isaac Giveaway

    Rules: I'll make this simple. PM me the most inspiring and/or awesome quote from The Bible that you can find.

    No crazy long passages, just a sentence or two.

    Must be an actual quote from The Bible. No joke quotes that insert "Gabe" or "Steam", and no passages from the Quran or any other religion. Stick to any version that's about Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, and all your other cartoon pals.

    I'll make the deadline one hour, ending at 10:00pm (EST)

    Winner gets one copy of The Binding of Isaac (DLC not included).

    Professor Snugglesworth on
  • JMan711JMan711 6'8" weighs a f*&#ing ton He's coming, he's coming, he's comingRegistered User regular
    MoosehatIV wrote: »
    Just started up a game of saints row with a buddy of mine. I was really juiced to start playing. My enthusiasm quickly went downhill...

    "Ok, your guy is naked now. Great." *10 minutes of streaking*
    "Ok, now he is blue. You are going as Dr Manhattan? Alright great, this is whats happening."
    "Come on... get in the car we have a mission. No, stop shooting that guy. Come on.. in the car..."
    "You aren't using guns now? Just melee, ok I guess."

    Siiiiiiigh.

    I'm pretty sure you were the one playing it wrong. :p

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  • MalakaiusMalakaius KalamazooRegistered User regular
    The Force is strong with @Zebukiel, He Force Pushed Knights of the Old Republic at me. Thank you Sir!

    PSN: Malakaius- | Steam: Malakaius Switch: SW-4569-5525-1983
  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    I am overwhelmed by class as @JMan711 has gifted my Lara Croft and The Guardian of Light!

    Just 3 more days until I can start the gifting too.

    my backloggery 3DS: 0533-5338-5186 steam: porcelain_cow goodreads
  • CorriganXCorriganX Jacksonville, FLRegistered User regular
    Getting a l4d2 game going with @anoffday if anyone would like to join us. Fresh noobs are fine!

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    CorriganX on Steam and just about everywhere else.
  • Custom SpecialCustom Special I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Sounders 'til I die!Registered User regular
    IT'S OVER DUDER
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxQsCNontmI

    My Saints Row the Third giveaway has concluded!

    I have assembled all entrants and the sole other PAer who wanted to share their boss within the following album: http://imgur.com/a/WFgLn#0 . Please, browse at your pleasure!

    My congratulations to the winners, @UncleSporky , @EvilBadman , and @HiT BiT! This was a remarkably difficult contest to judge and I genuinely wish I had more to give away. Not a single entry was submitted that didn't make me giggle and titter. You're all terrible terrible people, and you all find huge dudes in women's clothing really funny.

    Grats to the winners!
    Unfortunately imgur is apparently tanking and I can't view the album. :(

    XBL: F4ll0utBP | STEAM | PSN : CustomSpecial | Bnet: F4ll0ut#1636
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    anoffday wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    ooh

    my head

    Splice is hard, guys

    Sorry. :D

    It did look hard.

    The first thing I do in any game is crank the difficulty up as high as it'll go. I love difficult games :)

    Tamin on
  • MackenzierMackenzier Gold Star Police Ninja Lurking... less than usual.Registered User regular
    IT'S OVER DUDER
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxQsCNontmI

    My Saints Row the Third giveaway has concluded!

    I have assembled all entrants and the sole other PAer who wanted to share their boss within the following album: http://imgur.com/a/WFgLn#0 . Please, browse at your pleasure!

    My congratulations to the winners, @UncleSporky , @EvilBadman , and @HiT BiT! This was a remarkably difficult contest to judge and I genuinely wish I had more to give away. Not a single entry was submitted that didn't make me giggle and titter. You're all terrible terrible people, and you all find huge dudes in women's clothing really funny.

    Grats to the winners!
    Unfortunately imgur is apparently tanking and I can't view the album. :(

    Imgur was wanged for me too but it loaded after a few refreshes.

    Steam: Mackenzier
    FFRK: 9rRG
  • projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    Saints Row 3 might be the best example of pure joy.

  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    Is the store acting up for anyone else? It won't let me through checkout. C'mon, Steam, I'm giftin' shit over here.

    Steam's acting up, and decided to do it while I was editing my profile. "Profile not found." :shock:

    Also, this thread moves WAY too fast.

    Please, call me ebo.
  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    IT'S OVER DUDER
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxQsCNontmI

    My Saints Row the Third giveaway has concluded!

    I have assembled all entrants and the sole other PAer who wanted to share their boss within the following album: http://imgur.com/a/WFgLn#0 . Please, browse at your pleasure!

    My congratulations to the winners, @UncleSporky , @EvilBadman , and @HiT BiT! This was a remarkably difficult contest to judge and I genuinely wish I had more to give away. Not a single entry was submitted that didn't make me giggle and titter. You're all terrible terrible people, and you all find huge dudes in women's clothing really funny.

    My Gabe looks so sullen because I modelled him after this picture :P

    Anyway, it was a fantastic contest, congrats to the winners.
    That very first picture though..I was just about to go to sleep, but I guess that'll have to wait now :shock:

    Add me on Switch: 7795-5541-4699
  • mntorankusumntorankusu I'm not sure how to use this thing.... Registered User regular
    rikdaly wrote: »
    Man... I got SkyDrift from GMG (I had a $5 credit, and it's Steamworks) because I played the demo and it was a lot of fun, but... this game doesn't even have a single race mode. Or time trials. All it has is a "campaign" mode and multiplayer. What the hell?

    @mntorankusu the campaign mode allows you to do single races, it's not like mario kart where you do the full cup in one hit, it's a great game too and I'd be up for some multiplayer if anyone else is?

    Yeah, I know the campaign is single races, but I meant a single race mode like in other racing games, where you can set options and stuff. Plus time trials are a big deal for me. I don't think I've ever played a racing game that didn't have a time trial mode?

    Anyway, yeah, aside from the lack of single player features it's a lot of fun. I would love to do some multiplayer.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Fyi for those who gifted me earlier today...I'll thank you publicly and accept your gifts on tues when I have better connectivity...spotty at best right now.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Must be an actual quote from The Bible. No joke quotes that insert "Gabe" or "Steam", and no passages from the Quran or any other religion. Stick to any version that's about Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, and all your other cartoon pals.

    Not to start a religious war (I don't really care about any of them), but you do realize that Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel are all in the Quran, right?

    Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    So, @Kid Presentable won a copy of Renegade Ops with a bacon explosion! http://www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion/

    And @Vegan, with the last second 2nd entry, won with a fireworks factory exploding. Everyone loves fireworks factory explosions.

    Yay explosions.

    Thanks!!!

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Must be an actual quote from The Bible. No joke quotes that insert "Gabe" or "Steam", and no passages from the Quran or any other religion. Stick to any version that's about Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, and all your other cartoon pals.

    Not to start a religious war (I don't really care about any of them), but you do realize that Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel are all in the Quran, right?

    Being muslim, I was gonna bring this up but figured most people seem to recognise those names as the biblical versions. :lol:

  • projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    I'm in some store that sells couches and kitchen stuff. This is not right. I need to be in front of my computer not playing games.

  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    So, Warhammer DLC, worth it?

  • OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    Coming up on a close to this thing, feel free to enter!

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Ahh another day, another day of glorious sales :) Anyone who is able to by actively chooses not to pick up Renegade Ops at that price is either a goose, or doesn't like fun.

    CONTEST - The person who sends me the funniest picture of a goose who clearly isn't having a good time in the next 30 minutes shall get it

    TeeMan on
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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    Just got back from the Amazing Spiderman, and I have no idea how L4D2 won that vote over Portal 2.

  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    So the new flash sale is on a game I've never heard of, that only works on a 64-bit OS, and has a forum full of negative reviews.

    I think I'm safe for the next few hours.

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Big Isy wrote: »
    Must be an actual quote from The Bible. No joke quotes that insert "Gabe" or "Steam", and no passages from the Quran or any other religion. Stick to any version that's about Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, and all your other cartoon pals.

    Not to start a religious war (I don't really care about any of them), but you do realize that Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel are all in the Quran, right?

    Being muslim, I was gonna bring this up but figured most people seem to recognise those names as the biblical versions. :lol:

    I was trying to keep it kosher (ha!), but just to keep it simple: Use quotes from the "most commonly recognized" Bible. The one the game seems to draw the most inspiration from.

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