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What's the weirdest place you've EXCRETED (poop not included)??

unintentionalunintentional smellyRegistered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
For me it was at my last day of work last year

I worked as the modern equivalent of a park ranger, and for my last shift my team was putting on a "wolf howl" event. The idea was that you'd walk with all the campers who came to the show, and once you were all sufficiently in the woods everyone would be very quiet and my boss let out a wolf howl to see if we'd get any to howl back

Unfortunately there was a fire ban and back country travel ban throughout the year so we had to do it from a parking lot. This was never going to work, so my boss sent me and a coworker into the woods to hide throughout the program and howl back once it was time.

And while I was back there I really had to piss

So I pissed, pretty close to my coworker who was wearing a wolf costume, 50 feet away from a hundred people hoping to see wolves, right off to the side of a hiking trail that was off limits because of a fire ban

Where've you all pissed, bled, vomited, etc

Reminder that poop threads are banned

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    in your bed

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    i let it fly in front of a hotel during dragon*con while i was on the phone with a friend and people were walking in/out of the hotel

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i pee pee in my mouth every day so to me it's not weird

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    a couch

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    well then where is a weird place to you

    don't say toilet

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    during the lion king

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    in tito's butt

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    when I was 6, I once peed on a tree next to the apartment building I lived

    it wasn't in a wooded area or anything, just a lone tree on a hill, visible from the street, apartments across that street, and the playground at the top of the hill


    my mom spanked me when she found out

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    in pip's butt

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    but really the weirdest place i've taken a piss is my laundry basket

    i was really drunk and don't remember doing it but when ya gotta go ya gotta go

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    one time somebody pissed in my dishwasher

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    in the middle of a suburban street in broad daylight

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I can't take claim for this but someone I knew decided it would be a good idea to take a piss right outside a police station while drunk

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    on the bathroom wall in a bar because i was at a show and the place was packed and the headliners were about to start and fuck that

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Let's see

    I pissed out of a moving truck standing in its bed

    my friend was a saint for not jerking the brakes

    Also one time I was drinking at a friends house two of them got really drunk and one grabbed a trash bin to throw up

    a few minutes later the other one gets up to piss and just goes in the trash barrel still with the vomit inside

    then the first guy threw up again

    it was like a parfait of gross bodily fluids

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    On a road trip one of my buddies peed in the soap dispenser of a middle-of-nowhere gas station.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    off a moving boat in broad daylight

    in a park under a pavilion where my friends and i were playing madden on my friend's ps3 and small tv that we hooked up to the pavilion's electrical system

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    One day I want to piss in the Mountain Dew flavor slurpee machine and see if anyone notices

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    crwth wrote: »
    but really the weirdest place i've taken a piss is my laundry basket

    i was really drunk and don't remember doing it but when ya gotta go ya gotta go

    didn't you post about this

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Behind a dresser because I was drunk and the bathroom was full

    And no one ever noticed

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    how many millions of people do you think have pissed into the grand canyon over the years

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i got locked outside once but i really had to pee and so i was peeing in the bushes and someone opened the door and long story short there was some blood and my pee has a little side stream now

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    how many millions of people do you think have pissed into the grand canyon over the years

    it didn't become a canyon by itself

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Let's see

    I pissed out of a moving truck standing in its bed

    my friend was a saint for not jerking the brakes

    oh man this reminds me

    a few years ago i was in my friend's car going down I-4 in orlando and i really really had to piss so i just

    stood up and pissed while the car as goin about 60-65

    and my friends held on to my belt straps so make sure i didn't tumble out of the window while i was pissing

    good times

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    so you pissed out of the car window right?

    cause when I read that I assumed you were pissing ni the car

  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    wheres the weirdest place you've taken a

    crwth

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I have never had a piss adventure


    god damn how am I so fucking boring

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    'gross bodily fluids' is kind of redundant

    human excretions are always disgusting

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    a toilet

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    So everyone driving down the I-4 in orlando saw crwth's balls?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    wheres the weirdest place you've taken a

    crwth

    Well a long time ago I got constipated...

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    so you pissed out of the car window right?

    cause when I read that I assumed you were pissing ni the car

    yeah sorry i was standing up and had my upper body + dick out the window

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I have probably peed somewhere really weird.

    I just don't recall.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    ooooooook that cleared up a lot

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    wheres the weirdest place you've taken a

    crwth

    outside of hell and he refuses to go back

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    I took crwth behind the Olive Garden.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    one time somebody pissed in my dishwasher

    one time someone pooped in my shower

    on-topic, though, uh, probably the ocean i guess, i'm not super adventurous

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    wheres the weirdest place you've taken a

    crwth

    outside of hell and he refuses to go back

    everywhere i go is hell

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    but really the weirdest place i've taken a piss is my laundry basket

    i was really drunk and don't remember doing it but when ya gotta go ya gotta go

    I remember those tweets

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