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What's the weirdest place you've EXCRETED (poop not included)??
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For me it was at my last day of work last year
I worked as the modern equivalent of a park ranger, and for my last shift my team was putting on a "wolf howl" event. The idea was that you'd walk with all the campers who came to the show, and once you were all sufficiently in the woods everyone would be very quiet and my boss let out a wolf howl to see if we'd get any to howl back
Unfortunately there was a fire ban and back country travel ban throughout the year so we had to do it from a parking lot. This was never going to work, so my boss sent me and a coworker into the woods to hide throughout the program and howl back once it was time.
And while I was back there I really had to piss
So I pissed, pretty close to my coworker who was wearing a wolf costume, 50 feet away from a hundred people hoping to see wolves, right off to the side of a hiking trail that was off limits because of a fire ban
Where've you all pissed, bled, vomited, etc
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I worked as the modern equivalent of a park ranger, and for my last shift my team was putting on a "wolf howl" event. The idea was that you'd walk with all the campers who came to the show, and once you were all sufficiently in the woods everyone would be very quiet and my boss let out a wolf howl to see if we'd get any to howl back
Unfortunately there was a fire ban and back country travel ban throughout the year so we had to do it from a parking lot. This was never going to work, so my boss sent me and a coworker into the woods to hide throughout the program and howl back once it was time.
And while I was back there I really had to piss
So I pissed, pretty close to my coworker who was wearing a wolf costume, 50 feet away from a hundred people hoping to see wolves, right off to the side of a hiking trail that was off limits because of a fire ban
Where've you all pissed, bled, vomited, etc
Reminder that poop threads are banned
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don't say toilet
it wasn't in a wooded area or anything, just a lone tree on a hill, visible from the street, apartments across that street, and the playground at the top of the hill
my mom spanked me when she found out
i was really drunk and don't remember doing it but when ya gotta go ya gotta go
I pissed out of a moving truck standing in its bed
my friend was a saint for not jerking the brakes
Also one time I was drinking at a friends house two of them got really drunk and one grabbed a trash bin to throw up
a few minutes later the other one gets up to piss and just goes in the trash barrel still with the vomit inside
then the first guy threw up again
it was like a parfait of gross bodily fluids
didn't you post about this
And no one ever noticed
it didn't become a canyon by itself
oh man this reminds me
a few years ago i was in my friend's car going down I-4 in orlando and i really really had to piss so i just
stood up and pissed while the car as goin about 60-65
and my friends held on to my belt straps so make sure i didn't tumble out of the window while i was pissing
good times
crwth
god damn how am I so fucking boring
human excretions are always disgusting
Well a long time ago I got constipated...
yeah sorry i was standing up and had my upper body + dick out the window
I just don't recall.
outside of hell and he refuses to go back
What spring does with the cherry trees.
one time someone pooped in my shower
on-topic, though, uh, probably the ocean i guess, i'm not super adventurous
everywhere i go is hell
I remember those tweets