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Can cigarettes go "bad"?

Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I really don't understand what's going on here but let me tell you my experience.

Bought a pack of Camel Lights today. Smoked maybe two or three from 2 PM up till 8:30 or 9. Everything was fine.

Went out to the bar around 10 and smoked a couple more, without really paying attention to the fact that I was smoking, because I was distracted by friends and beer. Maybe 30 minutes later I realized I was coughing with relative frequency, but then I kind of forgot about it.

Then I lit another cigarette and realized it just tasted wrong. It tasted terrible in my throat and lungs, and it was making me cough like crazy. I don't know if cigarettes can go "bad". I'm trying to figure out what was wrong with these.



Anyone have a similar experience they can share while I sit here and cough?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited March 2007
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey

    maybe it's cancer

    you know

    from the smoking

    hope it's not though

    doubt it

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Joke Answer: They are always bad.

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SMOKE

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    they can get stale, sure

    do you smoke a bunch

    because sometimes i'll have like four or five smokes in a short amount of time and sometimes the last one just makes me cough and feel like shit

    maybe you smoked more cigarrettes than you're used to

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I smoked perhaps less than I've been accustomed to over the past month or so.


    Stale, then?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    probably

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    your body is telling you that smoking is for sissies and you should move onto bigger and better things like heroin

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man

    I want my money back




    I think I might quit smoking... I don't know if I can risk smoking a stale cigarette ever again.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    what's weird is that it was just the one

    if it was stale, the whole pack shoulda been gross, not just one in the middle

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, I think it was like, three or four that were bad? Or maybe the first few that I smoked were bad too and I somehow didn't notice?


    The others were much earlier today, so I don't really know.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ive had situations where ill smoke a brand for a while then suddenly it will just taste like shit and i cant handle smoking them anymore and i get into this annoying transitional phase where i gotta find a new brand

    and then a brand that i had stuck to for a while suddenly wasnt imported anymore and was sold out everywhere, which was real shitty. then i found a store that still had leftover stock so i started getting them from there, but after a few months it seemed like it was all going stale so i stopped getting them

    man that was a pain

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i think you might have just got a bum pack of cigs

    like any other mass produced good, there is the chance of getting shit product

    do they have contact info for if you aren't satisfied with them? you may be able to score some free smokes

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cigarette packs aren't exactly sealed in any air-tight way, even when in the carton, and even those are just like paper shields that don't really do anything more than you putting a piece of paper around a few packs. So, really, the tobacco is oxidizing at every point, so they can go stale very easily.

    Question though, have anything strange in your pocket with your smokes?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    sometimes i think of switching brands but i dunno

    other cigarrettes smell like ass

    not mine


    mmmmmmmmmm

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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You're probably misinterpretating the taste because of something you ate/drank. If you're coughing, you probably are at the onset of a respiratory infection, which the smoking irritates further. I've had the same thing.

    Cigarettes tend to have a long shelf-life, unless they're exposed to moisture.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    öhsee wrote: »
    Cigarette packs aren't exactly sealed in any air-tight way, even when in the carton, and even those are just like paper shields that don't really do anything more than you putting a piece of paper around a few packs. So, really, the tobacco is oxidizing at every point, so they can go stale very easily.

    Question though, have anything strange in your pocket with your smokes?

    Just a lighter.

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    öhsee wrote: »
    Cigarette packs aren't exactly sealed in any air-tight way, even when in the carton, and even those are just like paper shields that don't really do anything more than you putting a piece of paper around a few packs. So, really, the tobacco is oxidizing at every point, so they can go stale very easily.

    Question though, have anything strange in your pocket with your smokes?

    Just a lighter.

    Dunno, strange to get half a pack of "good" cigs then the other half be stale or bad. Chalk it up to the store you bought them from not rotating their product properly, or never selling the type of smokes you buy. The busier the store, the more chance they're getting rid of the old smokes and putting fresh stuff up for YOU to buy.

    Being an assistant manager for a convenience store was good for 1 single purpose online. Score...

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I bought them from a bar... which might explain it.


    But this bar runs out of Camel Lights faster than any other cigarette.




    Maybe their supplier gave them some old trash.

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You should call Camel, you'll probably get all sorts of coupons for free packs. Maybe those won't be garbage.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I really think I might just quit smoking instead.

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    SMOKING KILLS

    but I'd say it's probably just an old pack

    bars always do that thing where they put new packs on top of the old packs, so some old packs can sit there for a long time

    I stopped buying cigs from bars after a while

    (maybe my bars are just shitty)

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    el capitan

    try quitting

    <3

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah. Imagine that coughing being about 10x worse, and persistent, even when you haven't smoked in days. Yeah, that's nice...

    I sell the stuff and it pretty much makes my paychecks, but I'd rather nobody buy the stuff, than me collect a paycheck. I tell tons of people everyday what that stuff does to their body. It's like the guy with the lung in the bag WORKING at quik-stop.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You're not supposed to light the filter, K.

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  • KevarKevar regular
    edited March 2007
    next time you get after me about my hair, I'm punching you in the lung.

    yeah, I know your weak spot now

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    I really think I might just quit smoking instead.

    this is the best idea

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I quit smoking because it is an expense I cannot afford

    I guess I don't cough as much in the mornings

    but god damn do I look square as hell

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    öhsee wrote: »
    Yeah. Imagine that coughing being about 10x worse, and persistent, even when you haven't smoked in days. Yeah, that's nice...

    I sell the stuff and it pretty much makes my paychecks, but I'd rather nobody buy the stuff, than me collect a paycheck. I tell tons of people everyday what that stuff does to their body. It's like the guy with the lung in the bag WORKING at quik-stop.

    wow

    way to ensure that people will spend their cigarette money someplace else

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    öhsee wrote: »
    Yeah. Imagine that coughing being about 10x worse, and persistent, even when you haven't smoked in days. Yeah, that's nice...

    I sell the stuff and it pretty much makes my paychecks, but I'd rather nobody buy the stuff, than me collect a paycheck. I tell tons of people everyday what that stuff does to their body. It's like the guy with the lung in the bag WORKING at quik-stop.

    wow

    way to ensure that people will spend their cigarette money someplace else

    Well, some people will never care, and I see them every damn day. There are others that respond with the whole, "Well, I always did wanna quit" but just buy them the same as always. I'm sure the ones that I never see again just go down the street, but hey, they DO have cheaper prices anyways, so oh well.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    do you rent or own your ivory tower

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A sub basement, as I said I am an assistant manager in a convenience store. Just hoping that one day interacting with the same people I see every day might change something other than how much gas we sell.

    Now, believing that will ever happen, that's another thing. Gotta try though.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ohsee is a good man.

    Still has care enough to try and help people. I just see it as a waste of money. Moreso than food. Only things that last forever are worth paying for.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    People who are anti-smoking and will make a big deal out of someone smoking piss me off.

    You're not allowed to smoke in clubs here anymore, which is fucking gay because whenever we're having a beer we have to go sit with the degenerate gambling addicts while my friends have a smoke.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i only really care if you smoke if i'm going to kiss you

    even then i can make exceptions

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  • MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Me and my people call them foot cigarettes, because they taste like what a smelly as foot would.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man ohsee what is this about cigarettes being bad for you

    because nobody has ever heard anything about that and good thing there is a lowly convenience store clerk hassling customers to get the word out

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  • MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Quit your fucking job and jack some hobos off for some malt liquor.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    ohsee is a good man.

    Still has care enough to try and help people. I just see it as a waste of money. Moreso than food. Only things that last forever are worth paying for.

    but you can substitute cigarettes for food

    not always of course, but if you try you can get down to one meal a day

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah, but you'll probably die after a week or so

    having smokes for breakfast for a week made me want to kill myself

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