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joshofalltrades
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I have acquired a particularly nasty stomach virus that makes me vomit at least once every couple hours. I keep surprising myself by what comes out of my mouth since I am not eating anything, and I figured eventually it would just be water or stomach acid or some such! I tried eating crackers yesterday but that just made this nasty whitish paste come out instead of easy liquid upchuck. The worst part is that I have to brush my teeth after every time I do the technicolor yawn which means I'm wasting time spent not worshiping at the porcelain altar. Occasionally I'll be halfway through brushing my teeth and it's time to barf again. So I'm going to have to send my wife to the store for more toothpaste soon.
Tell me about some of your worst sick experiences, SE++. Give me gory details, it's not like I won't be calling Ralph on the white telephone constantly anyways.
Tell me about some of your worst sick experiences, SE++. Give me gory details, it's not like I won't be calling Ralph on the white telephone constantly anyways.
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I made a janitor quit
i may have killed a small animal
blow chunks
upchuck
honk
spew
technicolor yawn
barf
hurl
Tell me more
giving a rainbow speech
GOPing
Yeah but walking around with barf breath makes me feel like a homeless person
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I was completely oblivious to what he'd done and after eating my steak rare I was sick as a dog for 2 days. He was never allowed to prepare food outside of cheese and dip from that moment on
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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because my roommates were the fucking worst
i realize now that i should've dragged that monkey fucker out of his bed and drowned him in it
o_O
How're you and the fam doing by the way?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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while glued to the toilet i suddenly had to barf
i leaned over the bathtub and threw up in there
then i buried my face in my hands and cried for a couple minutes
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Well, Christina has some sort of nerve thing, and the aftereffects of the chemo and radiation are not pretty, but otherwise pretty good!
Her hair is coming back nicely. I think she will get a pixie cut soon. Simon is just a freakin' awesome baby. My other two kids are amazing as well, and our new doggie is super sweet on me.
Thanks for asking man. How are you?
Once, I think I had some bad shrimp cocktail in Vegas.
The other time, it was after I had a Nerds™ Blizzard™. I couldn't stand the thought of eating Nerds™ or a Blizzard™ after that for a few years.
This just sounds terrible, period. Some candy is not meant for ice cream.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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This is also a thing I've heard.
I'm glad that overall it's all working out well!
Life's been good really. I'm just bopping along, my brother and I bought another place this time in a high falutin' neighborhood so we're mired in debt but it's all good
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Oh no, somebody assassinated Tef!
I mean really now
As for sick times uh...
yeah the only thing that comes to mind was my cancer scare. And even then that just ended up with walking being excruciatingly painful as there were lymph nodes that had ballooned to the size of two golf balls on the left side of my groin.
wait at least an hour after drinking soda or wine or anything sour, preferably also after eating, and always finish by drinking wine
maybe that's just dentist propaganda, though
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Ladies
It's ok I fought him off! I Think the little bastards are sneaking in through a hole under the fridge. I've laid traps but I can't seem to catch em
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Them and acupuncturists, man
There's actually a pretty big scar there now.
It leads to some awkward conversations whenever someone is all "LET'S TALK ABOUT SCARS", because it's really the only major scar I've got.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Dry heaves are the worst
And double worst is when you hurl so hard you burst blood vessels in your eyes/eyelids/undereyes and look like somebody beat the shit out of you, or maybe this is just a thing that happens to me because I'm ultra pale
I just never wear sandals, though Annie claims it's not that noticable. Hopefully it will just go away as magically as it came.
I'm not sick... YET
But man, it's so sad wiping a little baby butt that's all red, and the kid is screaming, and you know it must hurt so bad
Is this the cover story Dru gave you
ralph
the best cause it's a name also
It is my kid's name