Fistbump is a common occurance at my workplace, dealing with people's mail all day inside dirty ass trucks means you have some pretty nasty looking hands throughout the day so everybody just fist bumps. Shit even the managers/their bosses do it. The best thing about fist bumpin is you cant fuck it up, you make a fist and then aim it at the other person's fist and once they make contact the transaction is complete. Used the bottom of your fist while he used the front of his? No big deal.
That's nothing my mate's dog can do the full hands up to finger gun and play dead when you yell BANG. It is so cool and apparently not tht hard to teach! My dog know sit and stare at you wistfully until you give home something off your plate
I got excited for a dog high five in that spoiler and then I was bitterly disappointed
If it helps you can still hold up your hand and say "High-five!" and he'll slap his open paw on your hand. It just wasn't something I taught him intentionally.
Edit: just realized what you were saying. I'll remember to take a photo this evening.
I fist bumped a customer once at work. I was having a bad day and his fist was balled up and held out like he wanted to fist bump. Turns out, he just wanted to give me a bunch of quarters as a tip. I felt silly, but he thought it was hilarious, and thus my day was brightened.
I fist bump a lot of people I work with and even have the old men and women doing it. Sometimes though when someones goes for the fistbump I'll switch it up and cover their fist with my hand which annoys them to no end, muahahahaha
give them the squid
have your hand swim away just as you're about to make contact
Me and two friends developed a high five we call the snake slap. You pull pack like you're going for a big high five but you keep your hand bent at the wrist as far as you can so it looks like a snake getting ready to strike. then you go in for the five but only whip your hand up just before contact and then snap it right back. It ends up being really loud and often quite painful.
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"My aunt this way high-fives, Miss Sandra," she said. "It is secret high-five for girls."
...my students are awesome.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
high fives only lead to betrayal
I taught mine to do high fives.
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Your dog sounds as smart as mine
Well, maybe smarter, honestly.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Watch, man
If you keep your eye on their elbow, you'll compensate for their arm movement, and never miss on the swing, even if they arc outwards
Don't slap someone in the funnybone, that's a thing for crazy people
Oh no he's a clever dog. He just chooses to ignore you half the time
He was actually quite well trained when he was young, but I had to get my mum to look after him for a year and in that time he became a 40kg lap dog
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It's awesome.
just never @sheri
because she can't be trusted
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If it helps you can still hold up your hand and say "High-five!" and he'll slap his open paw on your hand. It just wasn't something I taught him intentionally.
Edit: just realized what you were saying. I'll remember to take a photo this evening.
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also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2RIxt9xWxk
Last night I met a lesbian lady who had one of the best handshakes.
No joke, it puts most men to shame.
betrayal five
That is adorable.
give them the squid
have your hand swim away just as you're about to make contact
I curtsied before receiving my MA. I decided to be a smart ass since everyone was being so serious.
@unintentional
I have a friend who went in for a hug at the enrollment ceremony
not a brograb, either, a real warm cheek-to-cheek hug
he's awesome
Everything about this is excellent.
:^:
Cocks, right?
M-maybe. . .
Penis fencing.