Options

Do you give High Fives?

1235

Posts

  • Options
    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    One of my students taught me a very complicated up-high down-low fist-bump thumbs-up maneuver.

    "My aunt this way high-fives, Miss Sandra," she said. "It is secret high-five for girls."

    ...my students are awesome.

    RUVCwyu.jpg
    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Options
    InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    Fistbump is a common occurance at my workplace, dealing with people's mail all day inside dirty ass trucks means you have some pretty nasty looking hands throughout the day so everybody just fist bumps. Shit even the managers/their bosses do it. The best thing about fist bumpin is you cant fuck it up, you make a fist and then aim it at the other person's fist and once they make contact the transaction is complete. Used the bottom of your fist while he used the front of his? No big deal.

  • Options
    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    High five tip: Watch the other person's elbow, you will never miss.

  • Options
    InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    S...slap their elbow?

  • Options
    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    fist bumps

    high fives only lead to betrayal

  • Options
    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    You know how some people teach their dogs to shake?

    I taught mine to do high fives.

    BLM - ACAB
  • Options
    TefTef Registered User regular
    That's nothing my mate's dog can do the full hands up to finger gun and play dead when you yell BANG. It is so cool and apparently not tht hard to teach! My dog know sit and stare at you wistfully until you give home something off your plate

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Options
    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Oh hey

    Your dog sounds as smart as mine

    Well, maybe smarter, honestly.

    RUVCwyu.jpg
    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Options
    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Inkyblots wrote: »
    S...slap their elbow?

    Watch, man

    If you keep your eye on their elbow, you'll compensate for their arm movement, and never miss on the swing, even if they arc outwards

    Don't slap someone in the funnybone, that's a thing for crazy people

  • Options
    WazzaWazza Registered User regular
    I only high-ten close friends during sporting events when my team has done something favorable.

  • Options
    TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh hey

    Your dog sounds as smart as mine

    Well, maybe smarter, honestly.

    Oh no he's a clever dog. He just chooses to ignore you half the time

    He was actually quite well trained when he was young, but I had to get my mum to look after him for a year and in that time he became a 40kg lap dog

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Options
    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    My dog high-fives me.

    It's awesome.
    In truth he just has no idea what the difference is between a "shake" and a high-five.

  • Options
    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I high five people all the time

    just never @sheri

    because she can't be trusted

  • Options
    TefTef Registered User regular
    I got excited for a dog high five in that spoiler and then I was bitterly disappointed

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Options
    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Tef wrote: »
    I got excited for a dog high five in that spoiler and then I was bitterly disappointed

    If it helps you can still hold up your hand and say "High-five!" and he'll slap his open paw on your hand. It just wasn't something I taught him intentionally.

    Edit: just realized what you were saying. I'll remember to take a photo this evening.

    TankHammer on
  • Options
    TefTef Registered User regular
    I can go to bed content in the knowledge that in the morning there will be a dog high five picture waiting for me

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Options
    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I high five people all the time

    just never @sheri

    because she can't be trusted

    I love dis post

  • Options
    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • Options
    TefTef Registered User regular
    Are you sack tapping people or what, Sheri?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Options
    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    I fist bumped a customer once at work. I was having a bad day and his fist was balled up and held out like he wanted to fist bump. Turns out, he just wanted to give me a bunch of quarters as a tip. I felt silly, but he thought it was hilarious, and thus my day was brightened.

  • Options
    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently.

    also,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2RIxt9xWxk

    BahamutZERO.gif
  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Tef wrote: »
    Also if you have a weak handshake I think less of you as A Man

    Last night I met a lesbian lady who had one of the best handshakes.

    No joke, it puts most men to shame.

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
  • Options
    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    One of my students taught me a very complicated up-high down-low fist-bump thumbs-up maneuver.

    "My aunt this way high-fives, Miss Sandra," she said. "It is secret high-five for girls."

    ...my students are awesome.

    That is adorable.

  • Options
    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    When underlined on the forum view, I thought the topic read "Do you give High Elves?"

    jr7mm.jpg

  • Options
    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2012
    do you have any dark elves? I need the fibre

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Options
    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I fist bump a lot of people I work with and even have the old men and women doing it. Sometimes though when someones goes for the fistbump I'll switch it up and cover their fist with my hand which annoys them to no end, muahahahaha

    give them the squid

    have your hand swim away just as you're about to make contact

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Options
    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    this is me next time someone tries to shake my hand:

    16blmcm.jpg

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Options
    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I curtsey to everyone I meet. Tis only respectable.

    I curtsied before receiving my MA. I decided to be a smart ass since everyone was being so serious.

  • Options
    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
  • Options
    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I curtsey to everyone I meet. Tis only respectable.

    I curtsied before receiving my MA. I decided to be a smart ass since everyone was being so serious.

    I have a friend who went in for a hug at the enrollment ceremony

    not a brograb, either, a real warm cheek-to-cheek hug

    he's awesome

    thenews.jpg
  • Options
    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    One of my students taught me a very complicated up-high down-low fist-bump thumbs-up maneuver.

    "My aunt this way high-fives, Miss Sandra," she said. "It is secret high-five for girls."

    ...my students are awesome.

    That is adorable.

    Everything about this is excellent.

  • Options
    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Me and two friends developed a high five we call the snake slap. You pull pack like you're going for a big high five but you keep your hand bent at the wrist as far as you can so it looks like a snake getting ready to strike. then you go in for the five but only whip your hand up just before contact and then snap it right back. It ends up being really loud and often quite painful.

  • Options
    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • Options
    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    "Snake-slap" means something completely different in my mind.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
  • Options
    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    "Snake-slap" means something completely different in my mind.

    Cocks, right?

  • Options
    MomoriMomori Registered User regular
    Fuck, yes I do!

  • Options
    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    "Snake-slap" means something completely different in my mind.

    Cocks, right?

    M-maybe. . .

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
  • Options
    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    "Snake-slap" means something completely different in my mind.

    Cocks, right?

    M-maybe. . .

    Penis fencing.

  • Options
    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    oh hey what's up guys

    lfYVHTd.png
Sign In or Register to comment.