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the strangest thing you have witnessed

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Nuke Jupiter.

    Gotta nuke somethin.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nuke the bugs! Death from above!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThrVQKl04Ak

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    We should crash Ganymede into mars and see if we can get a decent planet out of it.

    Just make sure it doesn't hit us on accident.

    Well fuck you too

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Well I wonder how effective mining hydrocarbons would be in the jovian subsystem and certain areas of Saturn

    I still think dying while being asphyxiated, crushed from the pressure of the atmosphere and while being roasted in the heat of the planet would be a metal way to die

    If you're gonna harvest anything, harvest nitrogen to build an atmosphere for Mars. By the time mining runs to the outer solar system become even remotely feasible, the energy content of hydrocarbons will be worthless in light of fusion

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Space elevators everywhere, damnit.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Are there speakers built in too for pandora?

    I dunno that'd be kinda fun/ny

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    So you can tweet "Oh shit out of milk" without reaching for your phone.

    Obviously.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's..pretty ridonkulous.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I completely embrace computer refrigerators.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    buy a lot of yogurt, fruit, and ice cream then pull up a stool

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    May God have mercy on the souls of twitter shitters everywhere

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I love the future

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    haaaaahahahahahaha

  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    I want to know who the poor bastards were that had to write an OS for a fridge.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    My friends computer fridge is named Percy. Percy is aware.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    My friends computer fridge is named Percy. Percy is aware.
    If that isn't the name of a machine that'll kill you, I don't know what is

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
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    pixels

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that ain't strange, that's just stupid

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I'm not sleeping with a black dude I swear

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    "luckily my husband believes me"

    oh, the lies we tell ourselves

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I didn't personally witness this but a co-worker saw 4 giant black dudes wash another black dude in a shower. This was not an amateur porn I swear. Believe me the context and details will make your brain explode.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    I'm entirely certain that is real and not made up at all.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Any context that isn't erotic is either tragic or frightening

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    That excuse is just... inconceivable :P

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I didn't personally witness this but a co-worker saw 4 giant black dudes wash another black dude in a shower. This was not an amateur porn I swear. Believe me the context and details will make your brain explode.

    That's even crazier than the time I saw 4 giant white dudes wash another white dude in the shower.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Any context that isn't erotic is either tragic or frightening

    Let me put it this way; the person being washed is fully capable of doing it himself.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    are those images broken for anyone but me

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I have been reading this thread with delight, trying to catch up. You are all wonderful.

    There was video posted a ways back with a horse running riderless through a (Russian?) city.
    We had gone to a birthday party at a big park - Griffith Park in L.A., for those of you familiar with it. I'm talking with a few of the guys, and all of a sudden, the big, black, very obviously male horse goes running by, riderless.
    But nobody says anything about it. The regular conversation just keeps going. I'm standing there, thinking, 'Was that really a horse? Did I imagine it? What the fuck is going on here, how did they not see it?'
    Finally, some one else walks up to the conversation and asks, "Did you guys just see a riderless horse go running by with his cock out flopping all over the place?" Needless to say, I am incredibly relieved to know I was hallucinating. So we're talking about the horse, and about how no one else had talked about it, and we're laughing and carrying on commenting on giant horse cock.
    So then this fairly attractive lady comes riding up on another horse. It was like something out of a movie, with very long hair flowing out behind her.
    She says, "Did you guys see-" and I just point in the direction the horse had been running in.
    And then the guys really started in about the woman and the giant horse cock, doing imitations of both the the equine wang bouncing around, and the pretty lady and how she might interact with it.

    So yeah, riderless horses in the city. Maybe not as unusual as we thought?

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Any context that isn't erotic is either tragic or frightening

    Let me put it this way; the person being washed is fully capable of doing it himself.

    I have no idea what the possible context is if it isn't erotic

    Some kind of prison thing?

    Was he covered in paint or chemicals and needed to get cleaned quick?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Any context that isn't erotic is either tragic or frightening

    Let me put it this way; the person being washed is fully capable of doing it himself.

    I have no idea what the possible context is if it isn't erotic

    Some kind of prison thing?

    Was he covered in paint or chemicals and needed to get cleaned quick?

    It is a prison thing but the reasons for the bathing and how said person got into his situation are so baffling and illogical I can hardly believe them and I witnessed the whole sad affair up close. Keep in mind that the prisoner brought all this unto himself and only started playing "crazy" to try and keep himself from a 30 year sentence in Fort Leavenworth.

    But to answer your last question he was covered in his own shit.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    oh no
    no no nonononono

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