As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

Well, Everyone's Bereft Crumblics Over Months In Cooldown, So...

19394959799

Posts

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    wait i thought that the librarian chick was a lesbian

    how is marten going to bang her???

    also holy shit ronnie

    that comic is amazing

    holy shitttt

    zkHcp.jpg
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Just saw an advert on @rfilyaw 's comic page for trueswords.com

    So you know what I did?

    I clicked on that ad. And it was beautiful. There are true swords here guys. Verily, blades of verity.

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    questionable content: so inoffensive it's offensive

    if someone reacted with that much fucking condescension and ownership to my dating life, I would slap them in the god damn face.

    heh you'd have to get a date first for that to happen heh

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Also: just clicked back a page and now there are advertisements for wacom tablets and gay web comics on there. I think the site is trying to speak to me.

    Basically I have to buy true swords and draw gay web comics.

    vmn6rftb232b.png
    Crimson KingSporkAndrewSquall
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    The truest swords are attracted to other swords

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    Definitely need to buy swords and draw gaycomics

    Belruel
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Now it took me to a furry web comic about medieval romance and rabbit politics, I am beginning to have doubts.

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    I love google ad sense. I assume that's what you use ronnie?

    I wonder how I tipped off the gods of google to my interest in true swords. The rest all makes complete sense, but the swords? That was my secret.

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    god I love the trueswords website

    2o20r.png

    FULL TANG

    BelruelSporkAndrew
  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    I love google ad sense. I assume that's what you use ronnie?

    I wonder how I tipped off the gods of google to my interest in true swords. The rest all makes complete sense, but the swords? That was my secret.

    ya, that's what I use

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    also here is a GIS result for "true swords webcomic"

    pxur5.jpg

    Antimatter
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Ninja Gear

    N
    I
    N
    J
    A

    Belruel
  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    My fans think Mei is real and they're trying to console me and it's getting weird.

    JayKaosAntimatterCaptain MarcusBusterKCentipede DamascusKadithStiltsSkeithWarbleDayspring
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    My fans think Mei is real and they're trying to console me and it's getting weird.

    that's incredible

    BelruelCrimson KingAntimatterCaptain MarcusCentipede Damascus
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    god I love the trueswords website

    2o20r.png

    FULL TANG

    If you buy something other than full tang, you have bought a silly thing, I wouldn't buy a kitchen knife that ain't got no tang

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    2012-09-10.jpg
    Shouting at moths in a jar for eight hours straight COULD have been an effective training method.

    It hadn’t been tested before, so I rolled the dice. This is SCIENCE I’m doing.

    crwth on
    EzUAYcn.png
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    My fans think Mei is real and they're trying to console me and it's getting weird.

    Did your hands hurt from all those real life punches you did to that guy's face?

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    god I love the trueswords website

    2o20r.png

    FULL TANG

    If you buy something other than full tang, you have bought a silly thing, I wouldn't buy a kitchen knife that ain't got no tang

    One side: TRUE

    Other side: SWORDS

    Dragon in the middle, on a sword, which is likely true.

    SWORDS: Cool Swords

    vmn6rftb232b.png
    Brolo
  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    Also funny story: As a teen, I was waaaaaaaaaaay into swords.


    Yes I DO have a 6-foot rattan bo.

    And a grappling hook.

    I wonder what happened to my Sai...

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    My fans think Mei is real and they're trying to console me and it's getting weird.

    Did your hands hurt from all those real life punches you did to that guy's face?

    I could barely put real pen to real paper after all those real punches

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Also: just clicked back a page and now there are advertisements for wacom tablets and gay web comics on there. I think the site is trying to speak to me.

    Basically I have to buy true swords and draw gay web comics.

    the truest sword is the pork sword

    Belruel
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Also funny story: As a teen, I was waaaaaaaaaaay into swords.


    Yes I DO have a 6-foot rattan bo.

    And a grappling hook.

    I wonder what happened to my Sai...

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Also funny story: As a teen, I was waaaaaaaaaaay into swords.


    Yes I DO have a 6-foot rattan bo.

    And a grappling hook.

    I wonder what happened to my Sai...

    this is sort of the best of both worlds

    you don't have to feel bad about buying swords on the internet, because you were a teen and teens do a lot of stupid things

    but you still get to own some cool swords!

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    also holy shit I want all of these

    EoGfH.jpg

    http://www.trueswords.com/paul-ehlers-throwing-stars-butterfly-p-3655.html

    COMBAT BUTTERFLIES

    SzeoM.jpg

    http://www.trueswords.com/agent-bloodrayne-vampire-armblade-p-784.html

    AGENT BLOODRAYNE

    IAZbq.jpg

    http://www.trueswords.com/sword-cane-military-hand-grenade-removable-p-5396.html

    SWORD CANE HAND GRENADE WITH A COMPASS HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

    mr72j.jpg

    http://www.trueswords.com/death-stalker-p-1205.html

    SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE FUCKING DEATHSTALKER SICKNASTY BIZNATCH

    AntimatterShabootyPeewi
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Also funny story: As a teen, I was waaaaaaaaaaay into swords.


    Yes I DO have a 6-foot rattan bo.

    And a grappling hook.

    I wonder what happened to my Sai...

    Oh, sames. I have a katana somewhere my boyfriend bought me for our first christmas together.

    Oh, and a pair of sais under my desk I think, and other stuff too. The butt do I even do with all this dumb crap now?

    I should just give it all to my old friend who is still into it. A real sentence I heard him say when we all got together a few weeks back: "Yeah, I own a segmented staff, and I know how to use it too." followed by: "What [my real name] why are you laughing so hard?"

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I can't watch that entire video but I assume at the end a cop car screeches to a halt and the kid is felled by gunfire

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Rolo...

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    what is that skull scorpion thing

    how do you use it in combat

    and at only $38.99 how can i afford not to buy one

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    stopping everything

    training to become a bug ninja

    float like a butterfly throwing star

    sting like a scorpion fist thing 199.99 plus tax and shipping

    BelruelCrimson KingHalos Nach TariffunintentionalThe Good Doctor TranAnialos
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    I like how they always show these crazy blade things on wooden display plaques. Is there a house out there where someone buys these things as a decoration choice? I thought they usually get bought, then shoved into your closet and only pulled out again to show your friends.

    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    seriously how is all of this amazing useless crap so affordable

    i could be dual wielding deathstalkers in 6-8 days for only $79.98 + tax + shipping and handling



  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I want to hate all of that shit, but I can't, I just can't, the TrueSwords guys are just having too much fun

    Crimson KingBelruelAntimatter
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Also funny story: As a teen, I was waaaaaaaaaaay into swords.


    Yes I DO have a 6-foot rattan bo.

    And a grappling hook.

    I wonder what happened to my Sai...


    dude owns

    EzUAYcn.png
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    that majestic ponytail
    that flawless sword technique
    and plus he's mastered the dragon twister which i never thought i'd see done in a hundred lifetimes

    EzUAYcn.png
    unintentional
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    crwth do you have any idea what kind of power level you need to do the dragon twister

    07getComicPage.gif

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    Karmaduke

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
    AntimatterBelruel
  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    I was so excited for that sword techniques video right from the start, but when he did his first move and turned enough to get a look at that ponytail

    I came a little.

    B_R
  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    Jesus that ponytail is huge

    I hate his parents

    PSN: HoodieThirteen
    XBL: Torn Hoodie
    @hoodiethirteen
  • AdvocateAdvocate Registered User regular
    mp6page46.jpg

  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    stopping everything

    training to become a bug ninja

    float like a butterfly throwing star

    sting like a scorpion fist thing 199.99 plus tax and shipping

    you of all people should know that scorpions aren't bugs

This discussion has been closed.