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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
You take those goddamn anachronisms off your face this instant young man
I found out that I can run Enhanced Shaders FX but I can't run Climates of Skyrim. That's fine for me though. I never saw any smoke with candle light but all I wanted was to see in dungeons without blinding myself in the snow on the surface so I'm happy.
Oh man, my lady Imperial mage who hates dark magic was exploring a cave, getting a helm for some asshole, who cares
Kept finding journals written by this super misogynistic necrophile wizard, getting grossed out and madder with each one I found. Finally come across a throne room with the fucker sitting there surrounded by undead servants. Opened up on them, drew the undead into some well placed fire runes, and was trying to keep up a ward long enough that he would stop shooting ice bolts at me.
As he got closer I realized he had a staff of ice or whatever, so I said fuck it, chugged a resist frost potion, took out my greataxe, and charged across the room at him. Nearly dead, I closed with him, then immediately performed the two-handed move where you trap them with the haft of the weapon and headbutt them until they are dead. It was super satisfying.
Oh man, my lady Imperial mage who hates dark magic was exploring a cave, getting a helm for some asshole, who cares
Kept finding journals written by this super misogynistic necrophile wizard, getting grossed out and madder with each one I found. Finally come across a throne room with the fucker sitting there surrounded by undead servants. Opened up on them, drew the undead into some well placed fire runes, and was trying to keep up a ward long enough that he would stop shooting ice bolts at me.
As he got closer I realized he had a staff of ice or whatever, so I said fuck it, chugged a resist frost potion, took out my greataxe, and charged across the room at him. Nearly dead, I closed with him, then immediately performed the two-handed move where you trap them with the haft of the weapon and headbutt them until they are dead. It was super satisfying.
I imagine you doing this all while wearing your finest dress and
Just come over
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
the last four times that I have gone to the college of winterhold, a dragon has attacked
and everytime, I just go up to the roof and shoot them with magic until they die
dragons are duuuuumb
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
Oh man, my lady Imperial mage who hates dark magic was exploring a cave, getting a helm for some asshole, who cares
Kept finding journals written by this super misogynistic necrophile wizard, getting grossed out and madder with each one I found. Finally come across a throne room with the fucker sitting there surrounded by undead servants. Opened up on them, drew the undead into some well placed fire runes, and was trying to keep up a ward long enough that he would stop shooting ice bolts at me.
As he got closer I realized he had a staff of ice or whatever, so I said fuck it, chugged a resist frost potion, took out my greataxe, and charged across the room at him. Nearly dead, I closed with him, then immediately performed the two-handed move where you trap them with the haft of the weapon and headbutt them until they are dead. It was super satisfying.
I imagine you doing this all while wearing your finest dress and
Just come over
For real though we should hang out some time. I'm in town over the holidays.
Oh man, my lady Imperial mage who hates dark magic was exploring a cave, getting a helm for some asshole, who cares
Kept finding journals written by this super misogynistic necrophile wizard, getting grossed out and madder with each one I found. Finally come across a throne room with the fucker sitting there surrounded by undead servants. Opened up on them, drew the undead into some well placed fire runes, and was trying to keep up a ward long enough that he would stop shooting ice bolts at me.
As he got closer I realized he had a staff of ice or whatever, so I said fuck it, chugged a resist frost potion, took out my greataxe, and charged across the room at him. Nearly dead, I closed with him, then immediately performed the two-handed move where you trap them with the haft of the weapon and headbutt them until they are dead. It was super satisfying.
I imagine you doing this all while wearing your finest dress and
Just come over
For real though we should hang out some time. I'm in town over the holidays.
I'll text you about it tomorrow
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PharezonStruggle is an illusion.Victory is in the Qun.Registered Userregular
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EDIT: Apparently not. Game just crashes when I get to the main menu. Oh well.
Kept finding journals written by this super misogynistic necrophile wizard, getting grossed out and madder with each one I found. Finally come across a throne room with the fucker sitting there surrounded by undead servants. Opened up on them, drew the undead into some well placed fire runes, and was trying to keep up a ward long enough that he would stop shooting ice bolts at me.
As he got closer I realized he had a staff of ice or whatever, so I said fuck it, chugged a resist frost potion, took out my greataxe, and charged across the room at him. Nearly dead, I closed with him, then immediately performed the two-handed move where you trap them with the haft of the weapon and headbutt them until they are dead. It was super satisfying.
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I imagine you doing this all while wearing your finest dress and
Just come over
and everytime, I just go up to the roof and shoot them with magic until they die
dragons are duuuuumb
I like roleplaying, didn't bother me
It was a joke.
you're a joke
For real though we should hang out some time. I'm in town over the holidays.
GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
I'll text you about it tomorrow
Comrade...