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Dog VS Baby [CHAT]

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    11 or 12 sounds about the right age to start jerking it.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the things we learn in chat
    did we want to learn them
    who knows
    now we know them

    When I was a teen- I want to say fifteen- I used to cyber with this 40-something Latina woman in Oklahoma.

    ))<>((

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    When I was fifteen, I was Oklahoma.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the things we learn in chat
    did we want to learn them
    who knows
    now we know them

    When I was a teen- I want to say fifteen- I used to cyber with this 40-something Latina woman in Oklahoma.

    Same here, well, 40 something white lady. We had a long term mistress slave roleplaying relationship.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    oh gross is the <> a cervix
    I don't know how vaginas work

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    14 is when I figured out the jacking it part. About the same time I started figuring internet porn.

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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    oh gross is the <> a cervix
    I don't know how vaginas work

    That's the articulating jaw.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    oh gross is the <> a cervix
    I don't know how vaginas work

    Back and forth.

    Forever.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I figured out porn before I was actually physically capable of jacking it.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I am enjoying this bourbon even more because mazzy can't have any.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I think I shall have bourbon when I get home from work.

    That or cuban coffee.

    ...Or put some whiskey in my cuban coffee...?

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Seriously, you guys need to watch some Me and You and Everyone We Know.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    And I love scotch. Good scotch is a gift of the gods. And I cannot really partake at all.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I never masturbated to orgasm until I was 18 (the story gets more pathetic but I'll stop there)

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, I really like The Scar but it's kind of a frustrating book.

    That is about how I feel about it. For what it's worth, a lot of that frustration is deliberate on his part. It's an interesting experiment and I'm really glad I read it but in some ways it's a hard book to write.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I didn't discover orgasm for quite some time. I would just get bored and say "Okay, done now!" and stop.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the things we learn in chat
    did we want to learn them
    who knows
    now we know them

    When I was a teen- I want to say fifteen- I used to cyber with this 40-something Latina woman in Oklahoma.
    So you're the reason daddy left :(

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I figured out porn before I was actually physically capable of jacking it.

    Every guy here has browsed Playboys or something similar while they were still in elementary school. You can't keep that kind of stuff away from curious boys. Right, skippy? Right, Land Shark?

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    oh my god my ex boyfriend used to say this and I had no idea what the hell he was referencing

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I figured out porn before I was actually physically capable of jacking it.

    Every guy here has browsed Playboys or something similar while they were still in elementary school. You can't keep that kind of stuff away from curious boys. Right, skippy? Right, Land Shark?

    Yup i had a grade school friend that had found a few of his pop's nudie magazines.

    It was a magical experience. I remember being particularly struck by how large the ariolas were.

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  • M-VickersM-Vickers Registered User regular
    I never masturbated to orgasm until I was 18 (the story gets more pathetic but I'll stop there)

    Did you have a really short attention span ? And you got bored before you finished ?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Summer Glau with tatoos and blonde and black hair at the same time? Thank you Alphas.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, I really like The Scar but it's kind of a frustrating book.

    That is about how I feel about it. For what it's worth, a lot of that frustration is deliberate on his part. It's an interesting experiment and I'm really glad I read it but in some ways it's a hard book to write.
    his Bas-Lag books seem to have a sense of futility to them.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Summer Glau with tatoos and blonde and black hair at the same time? Thank you Alphas.

    She's in another sci-fi TV series? You'd think after getting stung twice, she'd be hesitant to star in a third.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I don't know how doll house played out for her but I doubt Firefly was like, bad for her career. I mean yeah it got canned but it also gave her cult popularity status.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Summer Glau with tatoos and blonde and black hair at the same time? Thank you Alphas.

    She's in another sci-fi TV series? You'd think after getting stung twice, she'd be hesitant to star in a third.

    She was also in The Cape, wasn't she?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    (Despite her character being the worst thing about the entire show, probably).

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Summer Glau with tatoos and blonde and black hair at the same time? Thank you Alphas.

    She's in another sci-fi TV series? You'd think after getting stung twice, she'd be hesitant to star in a third.

    Guest star. And I can care less. That scene in the Sarah Connor Chronicles when she dances.

    Yeah...

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    M-Vickers wrote: »
    I never masturbated to orgasm until I was 18 (the story gets more pathetic but I'll stop there)

    Did you have a really short attention span ? And you got bored before you finished ?

    Pretty much. It's weird i just never had a strong urge.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    @Mazzyx

    What does this say to you? 出産番号

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, I really like The Scar but it's kind of a frustrating book.

    That is about how I feel about it. For what it's worth, a lot of that frustration is deliberate on his part. It's an interesting experiment and I'm really glad I read it but in some ways it's a hard book to write.
    his Bas-Lag books seem to have a sense of futility to them.

    Have you read Iron Council yet?

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    M-Vickers wrote: »
    I never masturbated to orgasm until I was 18 (the story gets more pathetic but I'll stop there)

    Did you have a really short attention span ? And you got bored before you finished ?

    Pretty much. It's weird i just never had a strong urge.

    Speaking of things that start exciting but don't come to a satisfying conclusion.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    @Mazzyx

    What does this say to you? 出産番号

    Birth numbers. Probably number of births by the look of it. The last two are 番号(ばんごう)the first part is birth 出陳(しゅっちん).

    So number of births or it could be initial numbers something like that.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    so tired I really want to throw up

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I just watched the Hunger Games movie. It was good but with the talent available it could have been so much more. Not sure how I'd have done it though, without making the movie 5 hours long.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I just watched the Hunger Games movie. It was good but with the talent available it could have been so much more. Not sure how I'd have done it though, without making the movie 5 hours long.

    It was so boring. And again I will say no matter how much I love Jennifer Lawrence whose is a gorgeous women she is not Katniss. Katniss isn't a women yet. She is a half starved girl. Should not have hips or a body like that at all.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    ahahahahaha

    Margaret Atwood at Comic-Con:

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    @MargaretAtwood
    Got ambushed by a bad lot! Luckily I had some Oreos. Bought them off! #ComicCon

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, I really like The Scar but it's kind of a frustrating book.

    The main character's situation is quite frustrating but I liked the overall atmosphere of the novel a lot, the central "quest" of the fleet is fascinating and at times riveting. It's my "favorite" Mieville but I'm not even sure what that means. I love/dislike/am annoyed by The Scar. I wish people behaved differently in it. I wish Mieville knew how to write/wanted to write heroic characters. I feel like his experimental approach detracts from his stories.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I'm also drinking bourbon, waiting to watch Podly play beeps and bloops. My friend bailed on me though, last minute, because he is a slave to his job and doesn't know how to tell them no. He works finance hours for like 1/4 the pay.

    poo
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